Isa nanaman itong araw ng "What are the Chances?"
1. What are the chances na magpu-poopoo un sign pen ko kung kelan may exam ako? Dugyot kung dugyot un hands ko at "marked" ang bluebook ko ng fingerprints dahil sa nagkalat na tinta.
2. To add insult to the injury, i was almost ready to cry after my Crim I final exam. I thundered into the washroom and when i turned the lights on, i saw my reflection in the mirror, itim na itim ang labi hanggang baba. Kasi while i was answerin my exam, di ko namalayan na nasusulatan ko na un labi ko dahil nga nagpoopoo un sign pen ko. Para ako trick or treat baby gone bad. I could just imagine how hard it was for my proctor to stop laughin when he saw me after i passed my exam paper. Leche, nawala tuloy ang momentum ko at di na ko naiyak sa sobrang katatawanan ng sitwasyon ko. Sayang di ko nakunan sarili ko. Hehe.
3. What are the chances na un cab na nasakyan ko, mas magaling pa ako mag-drive kesa sa driver. Can i just say na nalagpasan nya un u-turn slot namin. At higit salahat, namatayan sya ng makina nun nag-go na un stoplight. Kasi nkalimutan nya yata i-primera un gear, tapos pinipilit nya paandarin after nya mag-brake.. therefore nagshake shake un car, tapos sa pagpapanic nya, ayun nabitawan nya ang gas.Therefore namatay ang makina. Argh.
4. Nakakalungkot un Crim. Bakit ganito. argh.
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