Showing posts with label UP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UP. Show all posts

IRAN!!!!

I met up with my college barkada, Japhet, Bon and Paul last Saturday and had yet another great drinking session. Thanks to Paul for the quotable acronyms.

To all the guys who hurt me: IRAN!!! [Ikaw Rin ang Nawalan!]
To all my bitter single friends: LIBYA [Life is Beautiful, You Also!]
To all my sexually active friends: PHILIPPINES! [Pumping Hard, I Like It, Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stumulation]

AT PARA SA AKING MGA HINEHEKHEK: CHINA! [Come Here, I Need Affection!]

Winner no? 

Nate, My Immortal Beloved


Though still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, now and then joyfully, then sadly, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us - I can live only wholly with you or not at all - Yes, I am resolved to wander so long away from you until I can fly to your arms and say that I am really at home with you, and can send my soul enwrapped in you into the land of spirits - Yes, unhappily it must be so - You will be the more contained since you know my fidelity to you. No one else can ever possess my heart - never - never - Oh God, why must one be parted from one whom one so loves. And yet my life in V is now a wretched life - Your love makes me at once the happiest and the unhappiest of men - At my age I nedd a steady, quiet life - can that be so in our connection? My angel, I have just been told that the mailcoach goes every day - therefore I must close at once so that you may receive the letter at once - Be calm, only by a clam consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.
ever thine
ever mine
ever ours


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Happy birthday sweetie. I know you'll LOOOVE this... To a lot of people, you're Nate now but to me... you're MY ATOY! =P

Yuck.

My mom and my dad have decided that my marrying age should be 28. They confronted me about it while we were eating our "Palitaw" merienda. There was awkwardness, yes. There was disbelief on my part. Tawang-tawa talaga ako e. Ni wala pa akong kaplano-plano talaga. Ang labo. Di ko nga naiisip e, sila pa nag-isip. LABO men.

Nagbabasa nanaman ako ng Peyups.com kagabi at may thread na, "Of Pseudorelationships and Disappearing Acts" Natawa nanaman ako. Parang swak na swak! At ang nasabi ko na lang ay,

"Siguro after sometime, you realize that if someone decides to disappear, they're not worth the sorrow. Kaya gusto ko un line na, "We don't have tomorrow but we HAD yesterday." Panalo e. Kung ayaw, masakit pero dapat mag-move on. Ganun e.

Un namang pseudo-relationships at almost love stories... ganun din. Just be thankful for what once existed and don't feel bad for "what-might've-been." At, i learned not to doubt what i had with someone, kahit it didn't turn out to be perfect. The worst thing to do is to doubt those moments where you felt happy and contented with someone whom you once loved and made you feel loved."


Address to the UP Econ Graduates on Recognition Day

Address to the Graduates on Recognition Day
Robina Gokongwei-Pe*
* Delivered on 26 April 2008, on the occasion of Recognition Day for the UP School of Economics, UP Film Center

Thank you very much Professor Dante Canlas for your wonderful, wonderful
introduction. (Addressing the faculty and guests)

Dean Emmanuel de Dios – Dean de Dios was my professor of international trade way
back in 1981, and it is not only because he gave me a grade of 1.5 that I agreed to be your
guest speaker for today. It is hard for me to remember all my teachers in college, but
Dean de Dios was someone I remembered very well, because I couldn’t imagine how one
so young could be so brilliant. Dean de Dios was personally chosen by UP President
Emerlinda Roman to be one of the speakers at the UP Centennial Lecture Series. He will
speak on “Secular morality and the University” on May 7; (Plugging plugging.)
By the way, President Roman says that noted filmmaker Behn Cervantes keeps
reminding everyone that it’s pronounced “centennial” with a short “e,” and not
“centeeeennial.”

Former Dean Raul Fabella – It’s unfortunate that I missed Dean Fabella in college. I
think he was in the US when I was a student;

College Secretary Oggie Arcenas – Di ko rin inabutan si Professor Arcenas, but then he
must’ve been still in high school when I was at UPSE. When I saw him, I came to the
conclusion that UPSE college secretaries are all boyish-looking because the college
secretary during my time, Professor Cayetano Paderanga, who incidentally taught me
Econ 101, had the same features. (During my time, there were two cutie pies – Professor
Vito Inoferio and Professor Cayetano Panderanga.)

Professor Dante Canlas, who taught me Econ 181. He was the only professor man
enough to give me a grade of “1” even if I didn’t take his midterm exams. I will tell you
about that later;

Professor Solita Monsod – the irrepressible Winnie Monsod, with her sexy legs, miniskirt,
booming voice, cigarette and iced tea in tow. Professor Monsod taught us Econ 11
and Econ 101, and she explained everything so clearly it made economics less scary than
I thought. One morning during a class in the auditorium, Professor Monsod said, “Hey,
who’s been spreading the news that this glass I’m carrying everyday to class contains
scotch? Of course I don’t bring scotch to class. It’s iced tea!”;

Professor Manny Esguerra – sayang, di ko naging teacher si Prof Esguerra;

Professor Benjie Sandoval of the College of Business Administration – Benjie is
Executive Director and my barkada at the UP Centennial Commission;

Tita Eden Bautista, former administrative officer at SE 101, who gave me my honorable
dismissal in 1981 when I unexpectedly left UP in my senior year. If I need someone to
remember where I placed all my things, it has to be Tita Eden. In fact, she is right now
holding my handbag for me;

Joaquin Teotico, President of the UPSE Alumni Association;

Academic personnel, administration personnel, parents and graduates, good afternoon.

I’m very happy to be back in the university which I never graduated from but I wish I
had. I am simply one lucky bitch to be speaking on your recognition day. Thank you to
the UPSE Student Council, led by Sarah Adan and Jances Parado, for inviting me. In
their letter, Sarah and Jances asked me to share my experiences and insights into being an
instrument of meaningful change in society. And if could please bring in the concept of
economics as an instrument of change and progress.
I gave Dean de Dios a call and said, “Dean, it’s a wonderful topic but I don’t know what
I’m supposed to say,” and he told me, “Let’s have lunch with the students and talk about
it.”
And so I did, and I met Sarah, Jances, and other student reps Mario Garcia, Nica Maloles
and Jelain Reyes, plus Dean Fabella, Professor Arcenas, Professor Monsod and Jack
Teotico. I asked the students, what would you really, really be interested in? They said,
can I talk about what’s for them after economics? The faculty said, how about
entepreneurship, or how about matching economic theories with reality?
And so I decided to put everything together, as chopsuey as it may sound. Let me start
with economic theories, or concepts, or terminology, whatever is the right way of calling
them.
The first theory is the ubiquitous law of supply and demand. The reason I failed to
graduate from UP was that I was kidnapped on the way to School in September of 1981,
and guess what, right on the day I was supposed to take Porfessor Canlas’s exams.
Contrary to the 2000 movie “Ping Lacson, supercop”, I was not jogging on the grounds
of UP wearing a mid-riff when I got kidnapped. In the first place I didn’t have the body
then to wear that outfit and never will. By the way, the actress who played me in the
movie was Angel Locsin, and I hope you didn’t invite me to make this speech because
you thought I looked like her. (Of course, deep inside, I wish I did.)
By the way, yes, it was then-Lt. Col. and now Senator Ping Lacson who rescued me after
seven days in captivity. He literally kicked and broke down the door, just like what you
see in the movies.
At that time, 1981, the kidnappers demanded P7 million in ransom money. Nowadays,
any Tom, Dick and Harry would kidnap you for as low as P300,000. And that’s the law
of supply and demand. The price has gone down to P300,000 because there are so many
unorganized criminal gangs nowadays who are willing to take anything, and the victims
are more willing to give since it’s not worth your life trying to haggle if it’s only
P300,000.
You must be wondering whether the kidnappers were caught. Which brings me the
second theory, the theory of competitive advantage.
The mastermind was the son of a judge from Cebu. The judge from the lower court found
him guilty, but when the case came up to the Supreme Court, the justices there acquitted
him. It’s only in the Philippines where you see the mastermind of a kidnapping get
acquitted, and I wonder whether it has to do with his being the son of another judge. That
is what you call competitive advantage.
The third theory is cost-benefit analysis. In 1989, we acquired the venerable national
daily Manila Times from the Roces family. Sometime in 1998, my editors, who
incidentally came from UP, wrote a headline that annoyed then-President Joseph Estrada.
The story was about how the government was unwittingly led to sign an anomalous
contract with IMPSA, a foreign group. Take note, this was in 1998, so if you’re thinking
that this is ZTE, this is not ZTE.
Anyway, I didn’t even know what the story was all about, as my policy was to leave the
editors to do their job while I handled the business side. I ended up getting sued by the
president of the country, and for several nights, I thought hard about the future of the
paper. As an economist would say, “Do a cost-benefit analysis.” The benefit was that it
was a well-respected paper with a well-respected staff. However, the cost was that I was
sure to die early, thinking about getting sued day in and day out. I didn’t want the staff to
deal with a boss suffering from a nervous breakdown, and I didn’t want the readers to
think that we were now forced to change the newspaper’s ideals to avoid any more
lawsuits, so with a heavy heart, we sold the paper.
Running a well-respected paper was part of my efforts at being an instrument of
meaningful change in society. So much for the effort. I figured, hay naku, magtitindera
na lang ako.
Anyway, five years after, the government ended up suing that same foreign group,
IMPSA, for leading them to sign that anomalous contract. By that time, I was already
leading a less-turbulent life managing our retail group, and I left my sister Lisa to
continue with publishing. She was smarter than me. She put up the highly successful
Summit Publishing, which includes some staples such as Cosmopolitan and FHM. This is
where I can say that when it comes to sex, the demand is always greater than the supply.
The fourth concept is about monopolies and oligopolies. A UP alumnus recently
branded our family as oligarchs in the airline industry. In my economics textbook, an
oligopoly happens when only a few players dominate the industry and set the price of
goods unreasonably high. I do not know how we can be oligarchs if we give
opportunities for people to travel more often by providing one-peso fares. Setting the
price of goods with one-peso fares? Maybe he wants us to lower it to 50 centavos.
Let me go on to the fifth and sixth concepts, which I believe are the most important
because it has to do with what you are going to do after graduation. Specifically, what
you think you can do after an economics degree. In truth, you can do anything you want.
In fact, I asked the student reps over lunch why they majored in economics, and they said
it’s because they had the impression that you can do anything with an economics degree,
and I told them they were right.
In fact, I wonder who among of you were like me who decided to major in economics
because we wanted something close to business but not take up business administration,
and we thought that economics and BA were almost the same. It turns out that they’re
related in some ways but in most ways, they’re totally different, and it’s a good thing I
didn’t major in BA: I barely passed Accounting.
My dad didn’t force me to take up BA after I graduated in high school in 1978 because he
said that I would learn business anyway when I entered business, so I should go learn
something else. If I had had the choice, I would’ve gone into anthropology or veterinary
medicine, but then it was uso among the Chinoys at that time that you either majored in
pre-med because you were going to be a doctor, or in business because you were going to
work in a bank. It seems that Chinoys were headed to only two professions at that time.
I was the typical Chinoy who just followed where everyone went.
Anyway, back to my fifth and sixth theories – the theory of opportunity costs and the
law of diminishing marginal returns. I know that when you start looking for a job, you
will do two things – you will compare what each company is offering you, and you will
compare your pay with your batchmates. Taking the first job offer that comes your way
implies an opportunity cost of losing the chance of making more money. You wouldn’t
want to lose that opportunity of making more money would you?
Six months into the job, either one of two things can happen, or the two may happen at
the same time. Six months into the job, either you are thinking about whether this is the
job you really want, and you will keep on meditating about it to the consternation of your
boss; or another company will try to poach you by offering better pay and benefits, or
both.
Now take note that you belong to Generation Y, which the latest issue of The Mckinsey
Quarterly describes as people “born after 1980 – whose outlook as been shaped by by,
among other things, the Internet, information overload, and overzealous parents. HR
professionals say these workers demand more flexibility, meaningful jobs, professional
freedom, higher rewards, and a better work life-life balance than older employees do.
People in this group see their professional careers as a series of two-three year chapters
and will readily switch jobs”. Emphasis on “readily switch jobs.”
So on to Theory No. 6, the law of diminishing marginal returns. Being a member of Gen
Y, you may have the habit of moving from one job to another always grabbing the one
that will pay you more. You have the right not to miss out on these opportunity costs, but
take note that if, by the time you’re 30, and you show this three-page resumé of having
had 12 jobs in eight years, you can be sure that you will experience first hand the law of
diminishing marginal returns. On your 13th job-interview, you will be worth what your
rate was when you were 22. No employer will dare hire you, because he thinks you will
just run off again after six months.
Assuming (which by the way is an economist’s favorite word), you decided to become an
entrepreneur instead of seeking employment, then bravo, you made the right decision.
Entrepreneurship is a topic that Dean de Dios wanted me to talk about, but I told him that
I wasn’t an entrepreneur. I am only managing one of my father’s businesses and using
company money, not my money. But Dean said that in any case, he knows more people
who have spent all their father’s wealth and run the business into the ground much faster
than it took me to build my father’s business. So thank you for your kind words, Dean.
I am not an entrepreneur – it is my dad who’s an entrepreneur – but let me say something
about it. I think the reason few people go into entrepreneurship especially when they
come from top tier schools like UP is that when they want to open their own taho cart, for
example, people around them would tease them and say “Ano ka ba, galing kang UP,
magtataho ka lang!”
My answer to that is “E ano?” At least you have something you can call your very own.
You are not beholden to anyone but yourself, and yet you bring joy to society because
you give people a product that they like. After all, big businesses started by being small
once. Big business didn’t start out big: there’s no such thing.
Let me give you though one tip about running a business, and one more economic theory
to go with it.
It’s about the theory of market competition. There’s such a thing as fair competitors,
and there’s such a thing as desperate competitors. Both are troublesome, but you know
fair competition is part of free enterprise. As for desperate competitors, you worry if this
country is retrograding
You were not born yet when the story of my kakambal na ahas who was half-woman,
half-snake came out when we opened our second Robinsons Department Store branch in
Cebu in 1985. My kakambal was supposed to be the source of our wealth as she laid
golden eggs. She was supposed to be hiding under the floor of the fitting rooms, and
everytime a beautiful woman would enter, the floor would open and she would land right
inside the mouth of my kakambal na ahas. I have no idea who started this incredible
story, but I have to tell you that some people believed it and even started staring at my
legs if there were any signs of snakeskin. A few people still ask me about it, and I have to
tell them na naging handbag na ho sa Robinsons Department Store.
Thank goodness there was no internet yet at that time, or you would start receiving
photos of me with a snake’s body and my kakambal na snake with a woman’s legs.
How do you deal with these dirty tricks? Nothing, just keep quiet and let the story fade
away. Or better still, make a joke out of it.
And that is what you are going to face on a regular basis once you step out of the School.
Someone will be out to kill your product, out to get your job, out to grab your boyfriend.
And if you’re an unlucky bitch, maybe all at the same time! But in the end, you will
come out a stronger person, and better still, end up with a much better boyfriend.

Thank you and congratulations!
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blogger's comment: LOOOOVE IT!

Peyups.com

Tawang-tawa talaga ako kanina habang nagbabasa ng Forum...

Tanong: Paano ba magparamdam sa guy?
Sagot: Halikan mo. Pag tinulak ka sabihin mo, "Bakla!".
Panalo talaga e! Haha.

Tanong: Sino pipiliin mo, virgin o di virgin?
Sagot: Di virgin. Masakit din kasi sa pututoy un virgin e.
Kamusta naman?! Haha.

Tanong: How do you bring back the spark?
Sagot: Spark? Ano kayo MERALCO?

Another Perksquad Escapade

“Nagpagupit ka? Bakit? Gusto mo naman yan haircut mo? Di naman yan tulad ng ibang girls na nagpapagupit sa moment of weakness nila at nagsisisi after? Bagay naman sa’yo, nagmukha kang woman with perspective.”

-Paul

Last Saturday was the first time in ages that I met up with my bestest of friends [Japh, AM, Sam, Bon and Paul … Nate and Abby in spirit] outside of Rockwell [that’s because when school starts, the only time where we can meet up is when they decide to visit me in Rockwell, specifically in Starbucks]. It was all Japhet’s idea, he called and informed [yes, he wasn’t asking if I could come, saying NO was not an option] me that we shall meet up that night. I said NO, he asked why and I said MONEY, his exact words were, “Kailan naman naging problema yan? Magkita tayo sa Shangri-La at ako na bahala sayo.” So, I asked my parents if I could come and they said no, I should stay home. It was time for the,”I don’t get to go out without studying! This is the first time in ages that I’m really going out to have fun… I haven’t seen my friends in a while!” tantrum. They heeded.

Euns: Let’s meet up at Starbucks upstairs, smoking area.
Japhet: Dun na lang sa Starbucks sa baba!
Euns: Di pwede, mas ok sa taas. Di halata na I didn’t order anything.
[Summary of my ka-PURESAHAN!]

With an amount of money not far from poverty, I commuted my way to Shangri-La. Sabi ko nga, “Jeep kung jeep ang lola mo!” It turned out that our gimmick was gonna be in Tomas Morato. The plan was to have dinner at Reyes Barbeque, conduct a videoke night in Starway [it was everyone’s first time, AM suggested the place.. it turned out, she just looked for a Videoke place in Click The City] and cap the night off in Starbucks. Well, almost. We didn’t have dinner at Reyes Barbeque because Japhet and I were so lazy to walk from Starbucks, so we had dinner at Starbucks. When Bon, Paul and Amitz arrived, we felt the urge to buy REAL FOOD and went to my hottest resto find at present, GRILLED TOMATO. People who are in Tomas Morato should definitely try the place… It’s cozy, the food’s great and well, it’s very conducive to great conversations… did I say that the food is GREAT? El delicioso, I’ll post the menu one of these days. GRILLED TOMATO is near Starbucks. Walk through the side street from the corner of Aruba and on look for it on your right side, you won’t miss it.

We spent about three hours in Starway KTV [somewhere in the creekside] and belted our hearts out while satisfying our alcoholic urges. The room was big, more than enough to accommodate our song and dance numbers. We really shook our bonbons, brought IT and told ‘em what we want what we really really want. It was worth the 350 per hour that we paid… It was one helluva private show!

At the end of our “concert”, we headed to Starbucks to talk. Our favorite thing in the whole wide world is CONVERSATION. From the usual how are you’s and dustahan moments to our political, entrepreneurial and spiritual views. I was reminded why they are my bestest of friends. A few hours after, we decided to end our fruitful night and vowed to do it again. Hopefully, earlier than next year. [winks at AM]

As for the freeloader me, I went home more thankful than ever for God’s gifts that are my friends.

Haha Kai.

Because UP won the Pep Squad Competition, I have been reading a lot of entries about it, my fave was a one-liner from my friend... she said.

Ang ganda ng araw ko today, MUST BE THE UST WE HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT.

Haha, CONGRATULATIONS UP Pep Squad.

FINALLY.

From my friend, JASON LAXAMANA

Please support the recently released
book titled

"First Love
Unforgettable Stories Of
Getting Weak In The Knees And Falling"

by Cozy Reads Publishing

where I, Jason Paul Laxamana, am a
contributor with a short love
story "Love Digitally".

SYNOPSIS of my story by the Publisher:

Is love at first sight already pass?
Sight unseen, blogging addicts fall in
love with each others words.
Can they make it real?

For a list of other authors, drop by
http://cozyreads.com/content/FLauthors.h
tm .

Filipinos! Let's penetrate the
International Publishing Scene!

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author description in book:
JASON PAUL LAXAMANA is Pampangas
hidden treasure. He first shared his
writing through his column on
Peyups.com entitled 320/320 Vision. His
one-act play, Divina Intervention, and
his full-length pop stage musical,
Donated by Charo Cuneta, were both
staged in UP Diliman. He then wrote,
directed, and produced a short all-
Kapampangan digital film, titled Anak
ning Kapri (Spawn of the Kapri). He is
currently pursuing media-related
projects that aim to promote
Kapampangan to the youth.

UP ECOSOC



Celebrate UP Ecosoc's 49th Anniversary! :)

Feel the SENSATION at Bedspace, Greenbelt 3 on September 15.
Free flowing drinks until 10 pm, a performance by the Airdance Studio dancers and inhouse DJ's. Lots of fun games and cool prizes!

Tickets preselling at P150, but P200 during the night itself.

For ticket inquiries contact Anika (0917 8865396) and Mariel (0919 2460424)

QUOTABLES from UP Profs

"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! "
-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

"Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time
checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class dont worry about your grade. Let me worry about it."
-sir de jesus,envi sci 1

(valentines day)
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo? Siguro wala kayong date ngayong  valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria  ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..." (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
(sabay walk out.)
-Sir Doliente,BA.

Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffing
-Ma'am Chei

"I don't give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa,
Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!"
-Ma'am Chei (again)

"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!!"
-Dr. Recio

"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun."
-Sir Atoy, histo I

(commenting on a thesis of a senior student)
'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!'
- Dr. llanes, UPM.

"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kunggusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa."
-Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class

UP MNEMONICS:
ZODIAC SIGNS:
According (Aries)
To (Taurus)
Gabby (Gemini)
Concepcion (Cancer)
Laging (Leo)
Very (Virgo)
Loving (Libra)
Si (Scorpio)
Sharon (Sagittarius)
Cuneta (Capricorn)
After (Aries)
Performing (Pisces)

FOR BIOLOGY:
THE TWELVE CRANIAL NERVES
Oh
Oh
Oh
To
Touch
And
Feel
A
Girl's
Vagina,
So
Heavenly

and it stands for:
CN 1 - Olfactory
CN 2 - Optic
CN 3 - Oculomotor
CN 4 - Trochlear
CN 5 - Trigeminal
CN 6 - Abducens
CN 7 - Facial
CN 8 - Auditory (or acousticovestibular )
CN 9 - Glossopharyngeal
CN 10 - Vagus
CN 11 - Spinal Accessory
CN 12 - Hypoglossal

King
Phillip
Came
Over
For
Good
Sex

FOR:
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

DNA BASE PAIRINGS:
Call Girl si Techie Agbayani
C-G
T-A

FOR PHYSICS:
NEWTON 'S SECOND LAW OF MOTION:
a = F/m
or Father over Mother equals Anak!

FORMULA FOR PRESSURE
P = F/a
or Father over Anak equals Pamangkin!

Dean Raul Fabella's Farewell

I heard the news from Lips... now, I'm feeling all sentimental and nostalgic. Dean Fabella was "The Dean" of my college years... now, he's saying goodbye, with finality... [buntong-hininga]

Letter to the Alumni

Starting 1 August 2007, the UP School of
Economics will have a new dean: Dean Emmanuel "Noel" de Dios. The best years of
the UP School of Economics is ahead of us. "Camelot" is in the best of
hands!


I take this opportunity to thank you for
abiding with me through this 9-year odyssey. I especially am grateful for your
embrace of the UP School as your own personal and collective responsibility. We
started a great and fruitful partnership for the future of the School, of UP and
of the country. We can now view the facilities of UPSE with pride and a sense of
accomplishment. I decided early on that the UPSE grads are the best source of
loyal and steady patronage to sustain academic strength and relevance. You
responded with alacrity and generosity.


The bond we forged is now a new and sinewy sail
in mothership UPSE. I pray that you will continue to fill this sail with the
strength of your commitment and generosity in Dean de Dios'
watch.


Once more, thank you and God bless.
Raul
Fabella

Saturday is Gimmick Day

After the Avilon Zoo thing, I met up with Nate, Sam and Japh for yet another round of kwentuhan and catching up. Sam's too happy to tell us about the "we look up to you" moments that she had in her classes, Nate was too happy to get a tour from me at the Library and Japh was too happy that he brought a box of brownies for us to munch on.

It was a typical afternoon, if only we were still in UP, but the change in venue [Rockwell of course] and the changes in our lives [sa ano mang aspeto] made our conversations richer.

Then we decided to go to Market Market so I can go shopping. Sam, Japh and I ended our day by staying at Pier One until 1 in the morning.

I am happy that I am seeing them more often, I need them so I can be saner.

The ILLUSION of a FRIDAY NIGHT GIMMICK......

... became a reality.

It started out with the controversial one-piece ensemble, which I justified by saying that "I am trying to create an illusion that I have a date on a Friday night", I texted Nate to meet with me at Starbucks, he said yes and then the rest was history. Abby, Nate / Atoy and Japhet met up with me to catch up at Starbucks... It was of course a fun, fun, fun night. A few hours after we had to say goodbye but my night didn't there.

Ces and I proceeded to Dencio's at around 12 midnight to drink and be merry with the sisters. We ended up closing Dencio's again, man, two straight weeks. Yebah!

I have a life.

I am finally, finally doing things that are outside law school. I think I have completely adapted. Dapat lang, after more than two years ba naman e.

Nate: Bakit ang conservative mo ngayon?
Euns: Ces, sabi ko sa'yo e!
Ces: Conservative, napaka-controversial nga ng damit nya today.
Nate: Kasi sa UP, normal lang yan e.
Ces: I can just imagine.

Blogging from the Office of the Ombudsman Lib

This my boyfriend Nate's email, im reposting it 'coz Miguel is technically my friend too:

hey frends! my best friend is competing for Pinoy Pop Superstar!

he is now one of the 9 finalists.. pakiboto naman po natin xa thru text, just text"PPS MIGUEL" and send to 2344 for globe,touch mobile and sun; or send to367 for smart and talk&text. hehe cge na, kahit isang text lang.. =) thanks !

GRAND REUNION

Last Friday, everyone was in Greenbelt 3... why? To meet up with me. HAHA. But seriously, it was like a one time big time reunion... I met up with high school friends [Ivee, Mirla, Paul] , celebrity friends [Angel and Jason], newfound friends [Jae, Chrissy, Tin, Kiera] and Law School friends [Ces,Chris,Patty,Mel,Ana,Haze,Juanch and Joan]

Had a blast with my Celeb friends because we ended up battling it out for the title of TIME ZONE Champion which, ehem, I effortlessly won. From Trivia to Gunshooting to Basketball and reflex games, I SIMPLY KICKED ASS. Love you Angel and Jason. We had dinner at Peking Garden [winks at both of 'em] and had a picture-taking galore.

I earlier met up with my COLLEGE BESTEST FRIENDS last Thursday and we ended up sucking air out of each other for laughin really hard. Sample?

AM: Sinong Mariel?
Euns: Mariel Rivera!
SAM: [EXCITED] Ano ba, MARIEL SORIANO!


Un na.

I love SUMMER.

Happy Birthday Bon!

Yesterday, I met up with my bestest friends to celebrate Bon’s birthday via a “pseudo-surprise party” which SOMEBODY succeeded in exposing, haha (that I will explain in a while). I must admit, the only place in Makati that I am absolutely familiar with is Rockwell so to meet up with them at this Insular Building was a total challenge for me. Now, I had to ask Pol how to get there from the MRT Ayala Station. He gave me pretty precise instructions, except that I wasn’t able to find where I should cross to get to Shell where I will be riding a jeepney with a WASHINGTON sign to Insular. Oh yeah, and I didn’t want to play the part of the bewildered tourist in Makati doing the “palinga-linga-looking-for-Insular” dance step. So I ended up riding my ever reliable mode of transportation, my all-time favorite CAB. It started out great, the moment I said I was going to Insular, the cab driver gave me a knowing nod which kind of assured me that he knew where we were going. Then he asked me which side I’m going, whether Ayala or Paseo. That’s my cue to give him my “matalino-talaga-ko-di-lang-talaga-ako-familiar-sa-place-na’to” head tilt and smile. I faked my way to confidence and said, “Ayala po.” Only because we were at Ayala and well, it sounded safer. Then I asked Nate to meet up with me at Starbucks Insular, then he gave me the bad news, there is no smoking area at Starbucks Insular. That can’t be. I asked him where the nearest coffeeshop with a smoking area is and he said I could choose between Coffee Bean and UCC. Then gave me another set of instructions on how to go there. I had a short walk, ala Carrie Bradshaw under the furious heat of the sun and with “very appropriate” black turtle neck, lacy top. Great. A few seconds after I walked inside Coffee Bean, it started raining. M life is one big comedy. I walked only to be stopped by the rain from smoking. Great.

I waited for them (which was highly unlikely since I am almost always fashionably late) at the Coffee Bean in Paseo while finishing a few final touches for my very own “RESOLUTION/DECISION”. The first to arrive was the uhmm, the Manolo Blahnik of my Carrie Bradshaw-ish existence, Nate. As usual we talked, and talked and laughed and laughed like there’s no tomorrow. I even reminded him that it was my idea to call him Nate, as opposed to Rena or Nato which of course do not match his lovely personality. I told him about Ana’s remark about people who hangout at the LOBBY of Econ as laiteros who exude a certain kind of energy which definitely does not offer warmth to outsiders. I was in denial, asking him if we looked like that in the past and he, without hesitation said, YES. He went on saying that we were practically “laiteros and laiteras” who judge people for wearing the wrong color. Then I got reminded of our meanness, well, not really meanness, it’s more like wanting to make a better world one FASHION ENSEMBLE at a time. Which reminded me of Maybel’s remark regarding, BAD SHOES when Rach and I had lunch with her a week ago. Tama din, if you’re wearing a uniform, PLEASE DO NOT BE CAUGHT WEARING BAD SHOES, i.e. shoes with CHUNKY UNFASHIONABLE HEELS, wala na talaga redemption un e. Pero seryoso, mababait naman ang mga Econ students.

Btw, I am so excited because Sam and Nate are enrolling to get their Masters at Ateneo. So, I’ll be reunited with my bestest friends in Rockwell and we’ll have more bargaining power to bully our other friends into actually transferring our dinners to Rockwell for convenience.
After more than an hour, my already well-travelled friend Abby arrived to add more flare and flair to my day. We talked about their Bora, Camiguin and Hongkong trip and we came up with another sinister plan of her buying me, Sam and Nate our laptops for school... While walking towards Insular building to meet up with Sam, we bumped into another good friend of ours, JC. I was soooooo surprised and excited and happy to see him that I practically shrieked my way into saying, “Oh my God, HI!” He laughed his ass off and commented, “Di ka parin talaga nagbabago! Pero in fairness, lawyer-like na ang ating outfit ha.” I miss JC, I miss ECOSOC. I heard that JC and Anj are going to take their Masters in UP. Well, I am so proud of ‘em because Anj topped the entrance exam and JC placed 4th. . How did we find out? Jc found a way to brag about it, he circumvented a possible manifest bragging by jokingly narrating how Anj whined about how difficult the exam only to top it, then we of course asked him how well he did and he said he placed fourth. Mga kaibigan ko talaga TOPAK.

Sam didn’t want to go to Coffee Bean due to the risk of bumping into an ex, so she insisted on staying at Starbucks Insular. That’s how she ruined our “fool proof” plan for Bon’s surprise birthday dinner. She was the GLITCH in the system. While waiting for the right time, she bumped into Bon, which of course gave our surprise away. Then she had to ask if I was going, which of course gave away the fact that I was coming. MAGALING SAM.

We had dinner at Gerry’s Grill with Bon’s other closest friends from high school, college and work. We met his friend, Editor-in-chief of the magazine TOYZ which I am promoting right now because he asked us to and because I don’t want Bon’s friend to be unemployed in the near future. Then I also met Bon’s housemate who was wacky and funny in a kind of odd way. Well, he sort of developed a cute fixation on my tumbler and well, he managed to get my and Abby’s attention by saying a few one-liners in the most unexpected of moments. Coney, Paula, Jo-Anne and KL from college were also there. Coney and I talked about law school and jokingly planned a soiree for our sororities. Inter-college ito! Dinner was great, AM arrived really late with he boyfriend Eric who left shortly after they arrived. Japhet was missing in action because he still was in Puerto Galera. I miss that BITCH.

After dinner we went back to Coffee Bean to spend another 2 hours talking, trying to make the most of our very rare get-togethers. We laughed at the irregularities in our clothes, i.e. my wearing something that does not expose skin during summer, thus earning me the title of SUMMER IDOL according to Abby, whose shoes still has price tags after months of wearing ‘em according to AM whose wearing her curtain-inspired spags under her cardigan earned her the “SAKITIN LOOK” remark from Sam whose dress was awkwardly open at the back thus alerting us, who didn’t know that it was intended to be like that, into believing that her zipper was open. AM summed it all up by saying, “I imagined us to be wearing good clothes when we hangout like this. Bakit ganun?” Yun na. Then she went on telling horrible stories about weddings she went to including a wedding where the bride is, in her own words, “MAGANDA NAMAN, MALAKI LANG UN EYEBAGS!” and where the groom while they were dancing to their THEME SONG motioned that the song be cut long before it was finished. But the winner was the groom’s speech where in he said, “Salamat po sa mga dumating. Sana nga po tumagal po itong kasal na’to ng 25 years…. O kaya 26.” Haha, tumawad pa. Kamusta naman ang may prescriptive period?.
All in all, it was yet another great night in the list of night outs that we’ve swung by. Every gimmick and every second spent with them is definitely time well spent, scratch that, time perfectly spent. Aww.

Old Friends, New Perspective

It's always nice to meet with old friends, they more often than not bring out that logic you lose everytime you have to go somewhere else. They seem to know more efficiently how to approach the dilemma that's been bothering you for months now. I miss Bon and Pol, along with all the members of the Perksquad. With them I get to pretend that law school is not sucking life out of me. That it's just another world that I decide to visit when I'm with my saner self.
"Kay LOST BOY ka na lang, kung sinasaktan ka ni Tinkerbell, bakit di mo pabayaan ang sarili mo maging masaya for a change? Nakikita mo ba ang sarili mo na hinahalikan si Tinker sa lips? Kung hindi, baka friends lang talaga kayo at caught up ka lang sa idea na he's always around. E si LOST BOY nun tinanong kita sinabi mo agad na naiimagine mo un sarili mo na kahalikan sya. Tsaka baka kasi ang tingin sa'yo ni Tinker, querida material ka, na attracted ka sa kanya dahil sa situation. Ayon sa kwento mo, ok naman si Lost Boy, gwapo, matalino at napapatawa ka... ok na un."
Tama rin eh. But I feel good, even in pain. And I'm bacl to being a law student again, loving disputes and settlements. I miss being carefree. I miss not having to think of what's in store for me.

On Starting Valentine's Day with a BANG!

LITERALLY.

We had a car accident. In fact, we almost died. If the truck driver didn't step on his brake, I wouldn't be here writing this entry. Too bad, the other car didn't see us coming. So we were "bound" to collide. Just when I removed my seatbelt because I was a few steps away from my corner. I just hope it's not a sign of the other bad things that might come today. I'm still thankful that we all didnt get hurt. Physicall, that is. Emotionally? That's a different story.

On a more positive note, we went to the UP Fair last night and had a blast. It was nice to go back and reminisce, and be a UP student again, even for just another night. It was nice to sit on the grass, listen to "UP Music" and chill. It was nice. I even took a part of the UP Fair with me by getting a henna tattoo. Feeling "astig" and "beach babe". It was a great way to start our Valentine's Day.. especially because Tuesday Vargas made our night.
Tuesday: Sino dito may mga love? Taas ang kamay. [taas kamay ng mga tao] PAKYU OL!!!

Taas ang kamay ng mga virgin!!!! [taas kamay] PAKYU kayo!

Para ito sa mga may relasyon, man to woman, man to man, woman to woman,
BICURIOUS to BICURIOUS!

We were laughing our asses off because of her. And of course, SUGARFREE, as always, made my night.

I'm looking forward to today. Despite what happened. I am optimistic still.

Can the Law Survive as an Autonomous Academic Discipline?

Professor Marvic M.V.F. Leonen

There is a prevalent view that law mirrors social consensus. And there is the belief that because it does, its interpretation can be done in a manner that will allow lawyers and judges to be neutral. Passionate political standpoints give way to the sterile objectivity of exogenous articulate of law and legal principle. The Rule of Law prevails over the unending human struggle to dominate over others.

The law largely justifies its existence as a separate discipline on the basis of these principles. The ideal, in traditional law schools, is for students to hermeneutically seal themselves in law libraries, pondering over reports of past cases trying to discern what the law is and the legal principles that animate its interpretation. In a sense, the concept of the Rule of Law fundamentally requires some distance from the crudest forms of reality.

II

But legal institutions are human institutions. This is easy to see in the legislature. We only need to witness the current exchange in the floor of the House of Representatives to see how political arguments are crudely represented as legal principles. However, owing to tradition, the human nature of the judiciary is more difficult to accept.

A few examples however will readily reveal this reality.

On January of 2004, the Supreme Court of the Republic of the Philippines was confronted with a case that would determine whether foreign corporations—or those with more than forty percent of its capital stock owned by foreigners—could operate and manage a large scale mining concession in Mindanao. In 1995, the President of the Philippines signed a Financial and Technical Assistance Agreement with one of the world’s leading mining corporations. The area awarded under that agreement was initially 95,000 hectares.

The petitioners were members of several B’laan communities in Sultan Kudarat and South Cotabato. They were principally motivated by a desire to protect their ancestral domains and pursue a path to development that would involve their efforts at self-determination. They were convinced that the contract awarded to the transnational mining company was unconstitutional. In the seemingly restrictive words of the 1987 constitution, the President may only enter into “agreements involving either technical or financial assistance” with foreign corporations. The text departed from the words found in the 1973 constitution which apparently allowed a more liberal regime for foreign investments. It allowed foreign corporations to enter into service contracts “for financial, technical, management or other forms of assistance.” The petitioners and the indigenous peoples they represented depended on a reasonably apparent reading of the constitution. Winning the case would have meant having more control over their domains and doing much more than simply depending on the exploitation of non-renewable metals dug from the ground.

In January 2004, the Supreme Court voting 8 to 5 ruled that foreign corporations or their subsidiaries are not allowed to enter into contracts that would allow them to operate and manage. Reading the text of the constitution, the Supreme Court advised that such corporations can only provide “technical or financial assistance” to government or to other qualified corporations.
To the respondents, which included the Republic of the Philippines and much of the mining industry, the results of the case would define the openness and stability of Philippine policy towards foreign direct investments. Estimates submitted to the Supreme Court valued metallic mineral resources as 47.3 trillion pesos. Understandably, motions for reconsiderations were filed. The Chamber of Mines filed a full blown intervention to present their arguments relating to the proper reading or interpretation of the provision in question.

Within less than eleven months, or in December 2004, the Supreme Court reversed itself. There were now ten justices that sided with the interpretation of the respondents and the mining industry. Only four justices stuck to their position that the contract with the foreign subsidiary was unconstitutional from a plain reading of the provision of the constitution in question.
The majority opinion in La Bugal Tribal Association et al v Western Mining Corporation et al expressed its doubts that a literal reading of the provisions of the 1987 constitution was warranted. It read the text as ambiguous: capable of carrying different meanings. The main opinion assumed that foreign direct investments in the mining industry carried all the risks in the commercial enterprise and that the state was burdened with none. From there, it concluded that a more relaxed interpretation—one that would provide more prerogatives to foreign corporations—was necessary.

This case would later on become the subject of a number of passionate discussions: both academic and polemical.

In Association of Small Landowners et al v Department of Agrarian Reform, the court upheld the constitutionality of the Comprehensive Agrarian Reform Program in spite of the fact that the law prescribed compensation to landowners in both cash and government securities. Prior to this case, jurisprudence consistently required cash to be paid in cases where there were takings of private property for conversion to public use. The constitutional provision in question was quite sparse. It mandated that “private property shall not be taken for public use without just compensation.” For the court, there was room to distinguish two types of condemnation of private property. First, there was the taking of single pieces of property that characterized most of the eminent domain cases. But there was also the “revolutionary taking” such as in a comprehensive agrarian reform program, which required a cash strapped government to supplement modes of payment through other government securities, if only to implement the constitutional mandate to meet its social justice objectives clearly laid out in the constitution.

Speaking for a unanimous court, Justice Isagani Cruz noted: “We don’t mind admitting that a certain degree of pragmatism has influenced our decision on this issue, but after all, this Court is not a cloistered institution removed from the realities and demands of society or oblivious to the need for its enhancement.”

Just what degree of pragmatism is truly acceptable? Does it depend on a political result, perhaps even an overarching theory of interpretation?

Words are malleable. Reading, which is the exercise of putting meaning to text, requires fundamental paradigms in semantic method and the use of the words that are read. Whether the phrase “either technical or financial assistance” for foreign corporations implies a conjunctive or is simply an enumeration of possible contractual arrangements; whether “without payment of just compensation” really means only in cash depends as much on how we interpret as well as what are the results we desire. In the context of a Supreme Court decision, the deliberations might ensure against individual bias but they do not assure the public of the court’s collective persuasions.
In La Bugal, ten justices were convinced that foreign investors assumed all the risks as compared with the state. Implicitly, they also saw that more foreign investments are necessarily a good thing.

Of course, there are views from other disciplines that would regard this position as naïve. Herman Daly, a celebrated ecologist and economist, believes that nature is as much “capital” as financial contributions. The uncertainty of farmers displaced by mining activities is as much a risk as the uncertainty of returns from financial investments. The natural resource curse, or the empirical finding that the more an economy depends on natural resource extractive industries the less its rate of growth, has been argued by noted economists like Andrew Werner and Jeffrey Sachs.
Jurisprudence is replete with unexamined causal claims that may not withstand more rigorous inquiry. Thus: flight of an accused is indicative of guilt; moving away from approaching police is enough reasonable suspicion to allow a search; deliberations of delegates in constitutional conventions reflect the understanding also of people who would later on ratify the resulting constitution; public officers will regularly perform their duties; insanity or psychological incapacity only exist if defined medically. Unfortunately, because of the nature of the law, unexamined judicial predicates and causal claims can be devastating.

III

Then there is the political nature of courts. Rightly or wrongly, they have provided legitimacy to resolutions of political crises by simply proclaiming what is constitutional or legal.
In 1973, after martial law was declared, the Supreme Court was presented with a new constitution that government then claimed to have been approved without any plebiscite. Instead, the President called for barangay assemblies. The clear consensus among the sitting justices in Javellana v Executive Secretary was that the constitution, contrary to all existing doctrine, was not validly ratified in accordance with the earlier constitution. However, the court proceeded to declare that there was “no further judicial obstacle to the Constitution being considered in force and effect.” The court was divided on a novel issue: whether there could be a doctrine of acquiescence.

This is of course not the last time that a fundamental shift in our political order would require statesmanship in the interpretation of the constitution. In Lawyers League for a Better Philippines v Corazon Aquino the reorganized Supreme Court in 1986 took only two paragraphs to dismiss a petition which questioned the legitimacy of the government post EDSA. Proclamation No. 3 issued in 1986 promulgated a Freedom Constitution. The document declared that this constitution was to take effect notwithstanding the 1973 constitution. Understandably, the lawyers representing the petitioners took this to mean that the entire government post EDSA was unconstitutional. Instead of examining whether the Freedom Constitution’s promulgation was done in accordance with the provisions of an earlier constitution, the Supreme Court unanimously took refuge in a constitutional principle that borders on a political standpoint, i.e. that the people are sovereign and all governmental authority emanates from them.

Then there is Estrada v Desierto decided in 1993. After EDSA II, former President Erap Estrada claimed immunity from any criminal prosecution on the ground that he was still the President of the Republic of the Philippines. The constitution provides that a President ceases to become president in case of “death, permanent disability, removal from office, or resignation”. Elsewhere in the constitution, removal from office implies impeachment for and conviction of high crimes. The petitioner claimed that he neither resigned from office nor was he convicted in an impeachment tribunal. In point of fact, he argued, he sent official communication to the Senate President and the Speaker of the House of Representatives that he was simply going on a leave of absence.
The Supreme Court declared that, in spite of the lack of express words of resignation, he was declared to have “resigned” from office because the “totality of the circumstances” should be taken into consideration. Among the details that the court considered were published diaries allegedly of his Executive Secretary serialized in a major daily broadsheet.

The study of the law cannot end with the knowledge that courts are deliberative bodies. Those that practice law must go beyond and understand the nature of influence, deliberation and perhaps even the impact of values and frames on decision making. Those who argue in legal forums should also understand the political value of the interpretation and result they intend to win. The law and lawyers cannot remain blind servants to vested interests.

IV

Increasingly, science and scientists have been deployed in legal arguments. Patent applications imply an understanding of the state of the art in a given field. Trademark infringement suggests the need to present a scientifically viable survey of an acceptable sampling of the relevant consuming public. Liability in tort requires a showing of cause and effect, i.e. the toxicity of a product, the carcinogenic potential of foodstuffs or even the propensity that children will absorb violence in television. Forensics is also heavily based on science.

Scientific justification of some regulatory measures is now required by the Agreement on Sanitary and Phytosanitary Measures within the context of the World Trade Organization. It is considered the golden standard to ensure that measures purportedly enacted by a member state to protect human, animal and plant life is not a disguised restriction to trade.

Hence, the Dispute Settlement Body has affirmed WTO Appellate Body Decisions declaring that regulatory measures are not being compliant with the treaty because of the insufficiency of the supporting science. The United Kingdom was not allowed to impose a ban on the importation of bovine meat injected with synthetic growth hormones because there were no studies specific to showing its effect on human health. Japan’s quarantine measures against red mature apples in view of its fear of pests causing fire blight was not allowed because the scientific studies presented on balance did not support its perceived risk. Australia was asked to amend its regulations banning the importation of fresh, frozen and chilled salmon because the ban was broader than what the scientific studies suggested.

It is not simply a matter of lawyers working with experts for testimony. Today, courts and arbitral panels are becoming true gateways of what is good or bad science.

V

The study of the law cannot remain isolated. The law cannot survive as an autonomous academic discipline. In many places and in the various law journals, faculties have dabbled in critical legal theories, policy science, law and economics, law and culture, law and social science, feminist legal approaches and even postmodern legal theories. The law has ceased to be the domain of those who view legal argument as a refined logical skill or as an extension of morality or ethics.
Effective legal argument should reveal a knowledge of the law and critical use of the current conventions of legal interpretation. But, every legal argument congeals positions with respect to the lawyer and client’s identity, ideology and politics. Gone are the days when the law student and professor inhabited only their own versions of history and logic. It is time to traverse disciplines. We live in a multi-layered, multi-dimensional world where the law should be seen only as one of its representations.

Of course, there are still those who are faithful to the majesty of the Rule of Law. Perhaps, they can tolerate some of us: the truly agnostic.

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