Den: Anong tawag sa leader ng mga potato?
Euns: Ano?
Den: Edi Potato Chief.
Den: Ano first name ni Ces?
Euns: [blank stare] Ces.
Den: Simon. Eh si Chinky?
Euns: Ano?
Den: Nini.
Quotable quotes:
Ang love parang straw yan, kahit sipsipin mo ng sipsipin kung walang laman wala ka maiinom.
Wala talagang stable na bagay sa mundo, ang TABLE nga UNSTABLE pa e.
Ayokong maging newspaper, kasi bukas may bago nanaman headline, ayoko mapag-iwanan ng balita.
[Nakaupo sa dyaryo] Wow, im on top of the news.
[Nakaupo sa codal] Wow, I'm above the law.
Ang love parang text lang yan, minsan kahit gaano kapuno ang inbox wala naman laman ang outbox at wala rin sent messages. Mahirap pa kung na wrong send ka, tapos nagreply un sinendan mo. O kaya pag out of coverage area un tina-try mo sendan, tapos pag ready na sya magreply, Low bat ka na.
Kawawa naman un halaman, wala syang choice kundi mag-grow lang.
Alf: Knock knock.
Euns: Who's there?
Alf: Gutom na gutom...
Euns: Gutom na gutom who?
Alf: [may attempt pa sumayaw] Gutom na gutom na gutom na gutom.. my milkshake brings all the boys on the yard...
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