If you were a type of SHARE what would you be?

It was the question that I was so excited to be asked this afternoon during our Corp class... I stood up immediately after my name was called and anticipated the question... but he went straight to another boring question, so I had to remind him that it was the "STAPLE QUESTION" for the day. How did my recit go?

Eunice:
I would NOT BE a common share because I refuse to be merely RESIDUAL.
I want to be a preferred share, because I'd like to think i'm PRIVILEGED.
I could also be a preferred no par value share because i'm FULLY PAID and NON-ASSESSABLE.

Lastly, I am a FOUNDER'S SHARE because... I'D LIKE TO BE FOUND. [class applauded and laughed]

Atty Dy: Kung entertainment value lang ang pag-uusapan, shumeshento na ang grade mo. E kung redeemable at non-redeemable ano ka?

Eunice: I am a NON-Redeemable share because once I go, I never come back....

Atty Dy: Patulan ba. Pero diba ang FOUNDER'S SHARE 5 years lang pwede?

Eunice: Sir, I'd rather live a good FIVE YEARS found than not found.

Need I say more?