Illegal Possession of "Firearms"

Prof: Let's say that Mr. Conejos shows you his firearm.
Euns: [laughs silently... alone]
Prof: I mean, his firearm that explodes...
Euns: [Euns laughs with the class]
Prof: I mean, his firearm that fires bullets...
Class: [tawa na talaga ito!]
Prof: Kayo naman iba agad ang iniisip nyo e.
Euns: ANg lungkot na di pa sya nagbibiro, tumatawa na ako. That says a lot about me.

Prof: Where's your Batsheeba?
David: Sir, probably in Greenhills.

Prof: [starts to ask a question when he was unintentionally interrupted by Cindy] Sandali lang, di pa ako tapos.. nasa foreplay pa lang e! I promise, it's gonna be good.
Class: [noooooooooooo! Disturbing mental images!]

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