Jo: [trying to come up with a testamentary disposition] ... My niece...
Prof: Of course you're talking about your pamangkin right? Not your tuhod?
[Sana...]
Prof: The one signing is you, a young adult at the PRIME of her life...
Arman: [whispers] Sustagen.
Euns: Ayos.
Prof: [re: Sodom and Gomorrah] Apparently, he could not find ten, either that or God double-crossed him.
[Pagbintangan ba si God?]
Prof: And the priest said, 'Buddy of Christ... Buddy of Christ... Buddy of Christ..." ayaw ko tanggapin kasi Kabarkada lang ni Kristo un binibigay nya sakin e.
[narrated by the Prof]
Priest: Almighty and Ever Liiiiiiiiiiiiiving God.
Friend: Ano ba namang Diyos yan, NAPAKAGALA! [Ah, leaving.]
Priest: Lamb of God who takes away the Siiiiiiiiiiins of the world.
Friend: Kawawa naman ang world, wala ng Rice Terraces, Taal VOlcano... [ah, scenes]
Prof: [to hotel staff] Where will I find the wash room?
Staff: Ah sir... just TORN RIGHT.
Prof: [to self] Bakit ko kaya kailangan punitin ang kanan?
Anecdotes re: Uncultured, Uncivilized Savages
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