Pay to the order of EUNICE's LOVELIFE
provided that somebody steals her heart.
provided that somebody steals her heart.
Since my lovelife is FICTITIOUS and Non-existent... I am payable to bearer.
But because it's conditional, I am non-negotiable.
I can still "assign" it anyway.
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from Patring:
Prof: Who were present during the trial?
Student: Hmm... the judge?
Prof: Can you give me the requisites of [something]?
Student: I can't.
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I actually said EXCUSE ME to a dog. How lame is that?
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