May BRA ako

After tripping on ANA's egg, she decided to avenge herself by conniving with the "more respectable" people of our block into telling the others that I'm not wearing anything under my green knitted top because the spags underneath is similar to my skin's color.. Ana succeeded this time into making me blush.

lokohan portion

Mia: Eunice, ano ka ba? Bakit naman di ka nag-bra?
Eunice: Ah kasi nagsusukat-sukat ako sa kwarto ko tapos di ko na-realize na mala-late na pala ako. So sabi ko, di naman siguro nila mapapansin kahit na knitted na butas-butas un damit ko kasi busy sila.
Mia: [tawa] Kadiri un a.


so for the nth TIME... may BRA ako. Masyadong mahirap for me kung it-try ko na pumasok sa school na wala un. Although I once had a prof in UP who vowed never to wear bra as a sign of her being in touch with her femininity. Still. I'm not into that.

Klasmeyt: Bakla ba si ________?
Everyone: Oo naman!
Klasmeyt: Sabi nun friend nya di raw e. In touch lang daw sa feminine side nya.
Euns: Baka naman kasi, meron lang KONTING part nya na in touch pa sa MASCULINE SIDE kaya di pa nya ma-declare.
Kyok: Bakla un, sya un tipong di mo na tatanungin e. Pagkakita mo pa lang ang assumption na agad, shit bakla 'to.

Prof: Alonzo?
Patty: [tawa] Sir she texted and said that she's coming.
Euns: Ayos a, prof.
Patty: imbes kasi na ang assumption dadating sya, kabaligtaran e. [smiles]


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