Everyone's soooo stressed. Everyone's feeling the pressure. So, we need to find time to laugh.
Patty: Pangarap ko talaga na dumating un time na makapagsuot din ako ng all-white [pertaining to Pia's all-white attire today]
Lea: Sa kasal mo.
Patty: Di, given na un e. Un gusto ko lang.
Eunice: Sige, di na rin ako maga-all white... Kitang-kita lahat e.
Patty: MUKHA AKONG SIOPAO.
[tawanang umaatikabo]
Eunice: Alam ko na kung paano malalaman na BOLA BOLA. Magheadband ka na red.
Patty: O kaya belt.
Jomaeto: "Maglagay ng RED DOT sa Noo?"
Patty: Ano ang tawag sa kuto na nasa ulo ng kalbo?
Eunice: Ano?
Patty: Homeless.
Sir Abano: *sings "that girl is your sister and your Momma don't know."
Teacher ni Sir Abano: Ano ang compound name water?
Kaklase ni Sir Abano: uhmmm.... [nataranta na..] Wa ? [ah, akala yata element... hahaha. Wa pala e.]
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