Be careful what you wish for...

Do you guys remember Wishmaster 1,2,3.... [whichever number it ends]? Well, that was what I got reminded of after going through the non-rest that was Thursday and Friday. When I asked err, wished for FREECUTS, of course I intended it to be stress-free, harmless and PEACEFUL freecuts. Not the MILENYO-I-WILL-DESTROY-METROMANILA Freecut that we got. I mean, I am selfish, but NOT THAT SELFISH.... at least not yet. I HATE IT. I'd rather recite than go through 2 days without electricity again. I mean it. Sort of. Metro Manila's a mess. Well, yeah it was "a mess" before the storm but this time, it's uhmm.. LITERAL. Rockwell's a mess too. That's new. Rockwell isnt normally written beside the word MESS or whatever's synonymous to MESS. Oh well.

If there's something I got from this episode, it's oversleeping. What affirmed my theory that I TOTALLY OVERSLEPT? I started remembering my dreams. [Yeah, I kind of wished in the past for me to remember my dreams because I RARELY remember them] Worse? All my dreams involved death. Nah, I'm not looking at it in a superstitious kind of way, i've had a lot of similar dreams in the past. In fact, almost all of the dreams that I remember involved violence, may it be REAL or MAGICAL [remember the Tamara, the witch, dream?].

Dream 1:
LOST inspired. I was with Sawyer. Yes, that hot piece of ass Sawyer from LOST. I think we're sort of partners. He killed someone and I helped him hide the body. Why wouldnt I? Didnt I just say that he's one hot piece of ass?

Dream 2:
I was with a guy friend and we were shopping. Then he had this brilliant idea of getting a tattoo. So we passed by a group of bullies... no, HOODLUMS. They beat my friend up, I ran away asking for help Then I dont know how i got my friend, we ran until we reached my house. There was a really important POLITICAL CONVENTION inside my house. Even Mike Defensor was there. Then I was asking for help but nobody was paying attention. The NPA came and asked my Dad to join them. Then I asked 'em if they can protect us from the Hoodlums and they said yes. So I persuaded my Dad to join 'em. Then in the evening, a group of NPA's came... two of them are wounded, one guy and one baby.... Then I WOKE UP.

Nope, they werent nightmates because I didnt wake up sweating nor was I out of breath. I was perfectly calm. So, when I narrated to Ana the details of my dream, she just had one brilliant interpretation and I quote, "Ibig sabihin, meron ka lang inclination to like Sado-masochism."

Right. It all boils down to sex. Thanks a lot Ana.