Gerard:
Inside the classroom
Teacher: Pedro, 1apple + 1apple?
Pedro: Ma'am 2!
Teacher: Very good... Juan kaw naman... 1apple + 1mango?
Juan: Ay, wag ganun... kung apple, apple lang!
Pepe:
Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain pero di ka naman mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag un baboy natin malakas kumain natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o yung baboy?!!
A loving thought:
if i am a puppy and you are a flower...
i'll raise my leg and give you a shower...
Ayun.. thanks guys. You made me laugh. ApruB!
Whatta way to ruin the break...
... Partnership midterms results are out.
Now I'm gonna be thinking about it. Oh well. I'm just gonna wait for the 6th... then I'll cry.
Now I'm gonna be thinking about it. Oh well. I'm just gonna wait for the 6th... then I'll cry.
Girls [and Guys] Gone [Wet n'] Wild
when we say we're gonna party... we MEAN IT.
one for the road...
never mind the danger of distracting Pepe's driving
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after the Block Party, we headed straight to Subic to BEACH 'ROUND.
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thanks Haze and Melo for uploading the pics
thanks Haze and Melo for uploading the pics
I AM SO HOT...
... so RED... so SUN-BURNT.
Right after the "2B Sem-ender" we headed straight to Subic to "BEACH 'round". I don't really have kwentos about our drive to the beach because according to 'em, I was knocked out. Well, it's partly true. I GOT DRUNK. There, I said it. What convinced 'em that I got drunk? Well, they left me inside the car sleeping... we had a stopover at Petron. I didn't even feel that I was left there for a long time. I didnt move. Ana even happily told me about the gasoline boy staring at me while I'm sleeping. I just would like to think that she just made that story up. For my sanity's sake.
And the only time that I woke up was the exact time that we got hailed by SUBIC POLICE. Great. Opo, nahuli kami. We got flagged down by the Police because we didnt stop on a blinking red light and according to them three women "were crossing the street". The first allegation was true, but the second? Nobody saw these women, kahit isa. So, dun pa lang nalaman na namin na parang Manila din. Peps talked to the policemen and he fixed everything. Ayos, knight in shining armour.
Dumating kami sa beach 5am... nang kukunin ko na ang gamit ko sa car ni Hazel... para akong binuhusan ng malamig na tubig. Di nila nakuha sa car ni Kiboy un stuff ko. Si Ana kasi inassure ako na nakuha daw nila un bag ko... un pala!!! Naisip ko ang pagpaplano ko sana ng lahat ng mga isusuot ko. But NO! To no avail. Buti na lang may ukay-ukay sa resort namin. Whatta concidence diba? Salamat din kay Patty for the BIKINI. Mas masakit un nangyari sa akin kaysa kay Carlo...
Si Carlo naman, sumama sa amin na di man lang alam na sa beach kami pupunta. Wala syang dinala na pang-swim.
Tama rin e. Si Mel naman, nag-alarm pa ng 7am... nagising na ang lahat liban lang sya. Lumangoy ng lumangoy ng lumangoy kami. At kumuha ng maraming-maraming pictures. Amidst all the Filipino-American lovers. hehe. May nakilala din kami na mga bata, STAR status na nga ako bigla e. haha... Si Ana nakipag-away pa sa bata. hehe.
Si Mel at Haze, FHM Photoshoot ang drama. Si Ces at Carlo naman painom-inom lang ng shake.. si Pepe? TULOG! As in parang baby na naka-fetal position nanaman. ANG CUTE!
Si Pepe at Ana PDA nanaman. At ako? LUMUTONG na ko sa sobrang pagka-pula. Mestisang-mestisa ang dating a.
ANg bottom line, soooobrang nag-enjoy kaming lahat. Sa uulitin.
Right after the "2B Sem-ender" we headed straight to Subic to "BEACH 'round". I don't really have kwentos about our drive to the beach because according to 'em, I was knocked out. Well, it's partly true. I GOT DRUNK. There, I said it. What convinced 'em that I got drunk? Well, they left me inside the car sleeping... we had a stopover at Petron. I didn't even feel that I was left there for a long time. I didnt move. Ana even happily told me about the gasoline boy staring at me while I'm sleeping. I just would like to think that she just made that story up. For my sanity's sake.
And the only time that I woke up was the exact time that we got hailed by SUBIC POLICE. Great. Opo, nahuli kami. We got flagged down by the Police because we didnt stop on a blinking red light and according to them three women "were crossing the street". The first allegation was true, but the second? Nobody saw these women, kahit isa. So, dun pa lang nalaman na namin na parang Manila din. Peps talked to the policemen and he fixed everything. Ayos, knight in shining armour.
Dumating kami sa beach 5am... nang kukunin ko na ang gamit ko sa car ni Hazel... para akong binuhusan ng malamig na tubig. Di nila nakuha sa car ni Kiboy un stuff ko. Si Ana kasi inassure ako na nakuha daw nila un bag ko... un pala!!! Naisip ko ang pagpaplano ko sana ng lahat ng mga isusuot ko. But NO! To no avail. Buti na lang may ukay-ukay sa resort namin. Whatta concidence diba? Salamat din kay Patty for the BIKINI. Mas masakit un nangyari sa akin kaysa kay Carlo...
Si Carlo naman, sumama sa amin na di man lang alam na sa beach kami pupunta. Wala syang dinala na pang-swim.
Conversation:
Carlo: Di mo naman kasi sinabi magb-beach. sabi mo lang Olongapo.
Ces: Bakit, pag sinabi ko ba na pupunta ng Boracat kelangan ko pa sabihin na may beach??!
Tama rin e. Si Mel naman, nag-alarm pa ng 7am... nagising na ang lahat liban lang sya. Lumangoy ng lumangoy ng lumangoy kami. At kumuha ng maraming-maraming pictures. Amidst all the Filipino-American lovers. hehe. May nakilala din kami na mga bata, STAR status na nga ako bigla e. haha... Si Ana nakipag-away pa sa bata. hehe.
Si Mel at Haze, FHM Photoshoot ang drama. Si Ces at Carlo naman painom-inom lang ng shake.. si Pepe? TULOG! As in parang baby na naka-fetal position nanaman. ANG CUTE!
Si Pepe at Ana PDA nanaman. At ako? LUMUTONG na ko sa sobrang pagka-pula. Mestisang-mestisa ang dating a.
ANg bottom line, soooobrang nag-enjoy kaming lahat. Sa uulitin.
Getting Loose, Booze, Asus!
I spent my last two days celebrating the "OVER and DONE" First Semester of my 2nd year in the law school. I feel very pressured to come up with something worth-reading for my blog but I guess what makes it a li'l harder would be the fact that A LOT OF THINGS are really worth-mentioning. Some of 'em I remember, some I vaguely remember and well, some are just too hazy for me to actually believe they did happen. It was more like a dream sequence.
Anyways, what marked the start of our celebration was of course our last exam for this sem, SALES. I refuse to talk about anything academic so let's just say that everybody was so excited to put the "past" behind and MOVE FORWARD. And when I mean forward, I MEAN PARTTTTYYY!
Pre-Party Kwentos
Before we could get tipsy, of course we needed something to eat for the party. Our first option was to shop at Rustan's in Rockwell. Because my block's sem ended later than the other blocks, we had a feeling that they got the essentials that we needed. NAUBOS NA ANG JUNK FOOD. While walking around Rustan's NAKUHA ANG ATENSYON NAMIN NG MGA NAKALABAS NA ITLOG. MALALAKING ITLOG NA NAKA-DISPLAY. Apparently, they're OSTRICH EGGS. FLASHBACK... from the ITLOG ni ANa at Hazel joke to FORMED's Bestiality practices with birds. Juding the size of the eggs, well.. it's possible. Kiboy also tried the "Eddie Gil" wig worth 600 bucks and we of course took pictures of him humiliating himself.
We had to act fast, nakasalalay ang kabusugan namin sa mga bibilin namin so we decided to just buy food sa Landmark since Powerplant can't offer us anything at that time. It was a pretty good idea, except that there were 8 of us and well, we only have one ride. I strategically chose to sit at the passenger seat with my famous question, "Masikip ba dyan? Ok lang ba kayo?" with a triumphant look.
Of course, we know how to make the most out of every situation, we gave the new POWER LOVETEAM Elliot and Ana time to get to know each other better. Silang dalawa lang sa likod, making small talk and we just all assumed that they were HOLDING HANDS, haha. We bought PIZZA at Yellow Cab and while walking our way back to the Carpark I felt violated by the comments of the people who noticed our boxes of Yellow Cab pizza. i.e. "Ang sarap naman.", "Wow patikim..", "Nakakatakam ah." ... I know they meant no harm... but you get my point right. =P
PARTY TIME
We spent most of our time taking pictures of our narcissistic selves and playing poker. Tj taught Pao and I how to play. Since I’m a gambler at heart, it wasn’t really hard for me to get the hang of it. I realized that Poker isnt really a game of chance, it's a test of your patience. Everybody was getting tipsy and I had my personal Beer-server LOPEZ. WHen we realized that we ran out of beer, we felt that it was time to bring out the Gin. Ika nga ni Lew, "May maghahatid naman kay Eunice eh!" Apit tayo jan.
Lew and I went to Kiboy's car to get the gin, it was a normal walk until that exact moment that I TWISTED MY ANKLE because I didn't see that there was an extra step. GENUFLECT kung GENUFLECT! Sabi nga ni Lew, "BIgla na lang nawala ang kaibigan ko..." Di na namin nakayanan, TUMAWA NA LANG KAMI NG TUMAWA. Ok na sana, mananatiling sikreto pero dumating si Ana at kinailangan ko nang ipaliwanag kung bakit kami tawa ng tawa. Buti na lang si Pareng Lew lang kasama ko, wala masyadong harm done.
Si Rach naman, kahit lasing na ang mga tao dahil sa kakulangan ng beer, nagyayaya pang bumili ng beer. Yan ang tawag ng alcohol.
Nabasag yata ang eardrums ni Ces.
Nakilala din pala namin ang boyfriend ni Shelly na si Johnny. Magkamukha sila. Ibig sabihin they're destined for each other. *ehem.
Fave chants ng mga tao ang... LOA! LOA! LOA! sa lahat ng mga may-bf at gf. Topak!
Marami pa sanang mga kwento na dapat i-blog.. but the concerned people asked me not to write it here. Manganganib ang mga buhay nila e.. LALO NA UN STATE WITNESS NA SI JESSICA ALFARO.. *winks at Ricel.
Twas a fun fun fun fun fun SEM-ENDER.
Anyways, what marked the start of our celebration was of course our last exam for this sem, SALES. I refuse to talk about anything academic so let's just say that everybody was so excited to put the "past" behind and MOVE FORWARD. And when I mean forward, I MEAN PARTTTTYYY!
Pre-Party Kwentos
Before we could get tipsy, of course we needed something to eat for the party. Our first option was to shop at Rustan's in Rockwell. Because my block's sem ended later than the other blocks, we had a feeling that they got the essentials that we needed. NAUBOS NA ANG JUNK FOOD. While walking around Rustan's NAKUHA ANG ATENSYON NAMIN NG MGA NAKALABAS NA ITLOG. MALALAKING ITLOG NA NAKA-DISPLAY. Apparently, they're OSTRICH EGGS. FLASHBACK... from the ITLOG ni ANa at Hazel joke to FORMED's Bestiality practices with birds. Juding the size of the eggs, well.. it's possible. Kiboy also tried the "Eddie Gil" wig worth 600 bucks and we of course took pictures of him humiliating himself.
We had to act fast, nakasalalay ang kabusugan namin sa mga bibilin namin so we decided to just buy food sa Landmark since Powerplant can't offer us anything at that time. It was a pretty good idea, except that there were 8 of us and well, we only have one ride. I strategically chose to sit at the passenger seat with my famous question, "Masikip ba dyan? Ok lang ba kayo?" with a triumphant look.
Of course, we know how to make the most out of every situation, we gave the new POWER LOVETEAM Elliot and Ana time to get to know each other better. Silang dalawa lang sa likod, making small talk and we just all assumed that they were HOLDING HANDS, haha. We bought PIZZA at Yellow Cab and while walking our way back to the Carpark I felt violated by the comments of the people who noticed our boxes of Yellow Cab pizza. i.e. "Ang sarap naman.", "Wow patikim..", "Nakakatakam ah." ... I know they meant no harm... but you get my point right. =P
PARTY TIME
NEW LOVETEAMS: Elliot and Ana, Elliot and Rach, Elliot and Patty. Elliot and Nalin
We spent most of our time taking pictures of our narcissistic selves and playing poker. Tj taught Pao and I how to play. Since I’m a gambler at heart, it wasn’t really hard for me to get the hang of it. I realized that Poker isnt really a game of chance, it's a test of your patience. Everybody was getting tipsy and I had my personal Beer-server LOPEZ. WHen we realized that we ran out of beer, we felt that it was time to bring out the Gin. Ika nga ni Lew, "May maghahatid naman kay Eunice eh!" Apit tayo jan.
Lew and I went to Kiboy's car to get the gin, it was a normal walk until that exact moment that I TWISTED MY ANKLE because I didn't see that there was an extra step. GENUFLECT kung GENUFLECT! Sabi nga ni Lew, "BIgla na lang nawala ang kaibigan ko..." Di na namin nakayanan, TUMAWA NA LANG KAMI NG TUMAWA. Ok na sana, mananatiling sikreto pero dumating si Ana at kinailangan ko nang ipaliwanag kung bakit kami tawa ng tawa. Buti na lang si Pareng Lew lang kasama ko, wala masyadong harm done.
Si Rach naman, kahit lasing na ang mga tao dahil sa kakulangan ng beer, nagyayaya pang bumili ng beer. Yan ang tawag ng alcohol.
Funny Conversation:
Ces: The future begins here.. Ano un AMA?
Paula: [pulang-pula, kulang na lang mangagat look] Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! La Salle unnnnnnnn!!! La Salle Taaaaaft! Di un AMAAAAAAAAA! Taaaaaaaft.. La Salle Maaaiiin, Di BENILDE!!!!!!! Maaaaaaaain. [hysterical]
Nabasag yata ang eardrums ni Ces.
Nakilala din pala namin ang boyfriend ni Shelly na si Johnny. Magkamukha sila. Ibig sabihin they're destined for each other. *ehem.
Fave chants ng mga tao ang... LOA! LOA! LOA! sa lahat ng mga may-bf at gf. Topak!
Marami pa sanang mga kwento na dapat i-blog.. but the concerned people asked me not to write it here. Manganganib ang mga buhay nila e.. LALO NA UN STATE WITNESS NA SI JESSICA ALFARO.. *winks at Ricel.
Twas a fun fun fun fun fun SEM-ENDER.
UP's Funniest Vandals
FA Wall
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself" ( or push button to self-
destruct hehe)
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"
AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing
gum na
pagdidikitan. ...
AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"
AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the
purious.."
AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka
ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na
nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective
tapos
yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung
simple gay nya!"
CHEM:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."
Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"
BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."
FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
bawal."
ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan
ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."
MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT
NA DROP
BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"
sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD?"
3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkatapos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo
naman, hehehe."
UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."
men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants
you!"
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
KALAY:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"
SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"
sa girls' CR:
"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"
sa girls' CR uli:
"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"
Reply:
"Pray to God"
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from: Peyups.com
My Source of Joy Koko's Back...
I woke up to this message the morning we went to the beach...
a morning after...
Text Message no. 1:
sign on one of the streets in davao: ELF FOR HIRE. if it wasn't the pre-christmas season, i wouldnt even give this a second look.
a morning after...
Text Message no. 2:Thanks Koks for starting my day right... Like I said, we miss you already... hurry back to Manila so we all can get together again.
Ad campaign of ORCHARD Road Memorial Park in Davao: "The difference lies in the details you will actually see and experience once you are inside." =)
APO HIKING SOCIETY FEVER!
Kabilugan ng Buwan
Kapanahunan na naman ng paglalambingan
At kasama kitang mamasyal sa kung saan
Kabilugan ng buwan at ang hangin ay may kalamigan
Aakapin kita mahal ko sa buong magdamag.
At kasama kitang mamasyal sa kung saan
Kabilugan ng buwan at ang hangin ay may kalamigan
Aakapin kita mahal ko sa buong magdamag.
Pagmamahalan na naman ang mararanasan
Sa sariling mundong tayo lang ang may alam
Kabilugan ng buwan at ang hangin ay may kalamigan
Aakapin kita mahal ko sa buong magdamag.
Sa sariling mundong tayo lang ang may alam
Kabilugan ng buwan at ang hangin ay may kalamigan
Aakapin kita mahal ko sa buong magdamag.
Chorus:
Halina’t pakinggan ang awit na dala ng pag-ibig
Masaya ang mundo pag kapiling kitang ganito
Huwag kang hihiwalay at ang puso ko ay maligaya
Lapit na, o lapit pa.
Repeat 2nd Verse
Repeat Chorus
Repeat 1st verse
Repeat Chorus
Repeat 1st verse
Aakapin kita, mahal ko, sa buong magdamag
Aakapin kita, mahal ko, sa buong magdamag.
Aakapin kita, mahal ko, sa buong magdamag.
PAANO
Paano mo malalaman itong pag-ibig ko sa’yo
Paano mo maramdaman ang tibok ng puso ko
Kung lagi kang kinakabahan na ika’y masasaktan
Pangako ko ang puso mo’y hindi pakakawalan
Paano mo maramdaman ang tibok ng puso ko
Kung lagi kang kinakabahan na ika’y masasaktan
Pangako ko ang puso mo’y hindi pakakawalan
Paano mo maiintindihan na ako’y nananabik
Kelan ko kaya madarama ang tamis ng iyong halik
Kung lagi mong inaatrasan ang sugod ng nagmamahal
Sana nama’y pagbigyan mo hiling ng puso ko
Kelan ko kaya madarama ang tamis ng iyong halik
Kung lagi mong inaatrasan ang sugod ng nagmamahal
Sana nama’y pagbigyan mo hiling ng puso ko
[chorus]
Subukan mong magmahal o giliw ko
Kakaibang ligaya ang matatamo
Ang magmahal ng iba’y di ko gagawin
Pagka’t ikaw lang tanging sasambahin
‘Wag ka ng mangangamba
Pag-ibig koy ikaw wala ng iba
Subukan mong magmahal o giliw ko
Kakaibang ligaya ang matatamo
Ang magmahal ng iba’y di ko gagawin
Pagka’t ikaw lang tanging sasambahin
‘Wag ka ng mangangamba
Pag-ibig koy ikaw wala ng iba
Paano mo malalaman itong pag-ibig ko sayo
Paano mo maramdaman ang tibok ng puso ko
Kung lagi kang kinakabahan na ika’y masasaktan
Pangako ko ang puso mo’y hindi pakakawalan
Paano mo maramdaman ang tibok ng puso ko
Kung lagi kang kinakabahan na ika’y masasaktan
Pangako ko ang puso mo’y hindi pakakawalan
[repeat chorus 2x]
Subukan mong magmahal o giliw ko
Kakaibang ligaya ang matatamo
Ang magmahal ng iba’y di ko gagawin
Pagka’t ikaw lang tanging sasambahin
Kakaibang ligaya ang matatamo
Ang magmahal ng iba’y di ko gagawin
Pagka’t ikaw lang tanging sasambahin
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image from POSTSECRET
Dedicated to Lopez...
.. because according to him, he's been "religiously" reading my blog and because he entertained us tonight.
Ito pa...
Ano ang pinagkaiba ng JOKE at PAGTATANIM?
Ang JOKE ay BIRO... ang PAGTATANIM ay DI BIRO.
Ang JOKE ay BIRO... ang PAGTATANIM ay DI BIRO.
Ito pa...
"Wag po nating salubungin ang mga tao... di po natin sila kamag-anak."
-- LRT Operator
-- LRT Operator
Oh and by the way... I walked barefoot today. My right shoe gave up on me. It was quite an experience.
Last exam later. Then BLOCK Party. Then BEACH. Yebah!
Last exam later. Then BLOCK Party. Then BEACH. Yebah!
Hmmm... BEACH, here we come!
Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, October 26:
Sometimes travel makes you fall in love with long distances -- or it could actually spark a romance in the least likely of places. Either way, you'll discover something (or someone) that puts some pep in your step.
I Want to Turn a Few Things Around
But if i do... i won't know what would've happened if i just let it flow.
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image from POSTSECRET
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