-- if he declares that he's a warlock, it's time to stop entertaining him.
-- if he says he's bisexual, he will eventually become homosexual,dont sweat it.
-- starting out as friends makes things more complicated. starting out as lovers makes things boring.
-- if he says "i love you" or anythin close to it after a week of knowin each other, he's lying.
-- if he doesnt call or text you after a date, "he's just not into you" [quoting Jack Berger from Sex and the City]
-- if he's a childhood sweetheart, chances are, you can only go as far as flings and in-between relationships.
-- go date your bestfriend. go fuck things up.
-- if he asks about your cup size, he wants to have sex w/ u.
----------------------- to be continued ------------------
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