Laff trip. Lyric booboos.

OK, be ready to laugh out loud. 1,2,3,4.. AJA!

DREAMS (?) - hey now, hey now this is what dreams are MANGO!

Greatest Love of All - I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano...(I decided long ago,
never to walk in anyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember... it was late afternoon! (I'll always remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you're like my mother,supposed to be you're like my sister (close to me you're like my mother... close to me you're like my sister)

Where's the Love - People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying... (People killing,people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)

Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE me... (so kiss me and smile for me...)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo - It started when we were younger you were NINE...
(It started when we were younger you were mine)
Eto pa: ...and you were my BEYBLADE... it started when we were younger you were FINE...

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys - "some people want TAMBOURINES.."
(diamond rings)

Britney's Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........
(My loneliness....)

Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas's gonna bring me down... (I get knocked down, but I get up again...)

Crush by Jennifer Paige - "i-splash, a little crush.." ("it's just.. a little crush..")

Red Hot's Californication - "Viva Californication...."(Dream of Californication...)

No scrubs, TLC - "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also known as a BUS STOP" (buster)

The Past (Ray Parker Jr.) - Let's not eat the pasta anymore
(So, let's not bring the past back anymore)

Waterfalls by TLC: Don't go JASON waterfalls... (Chasin')

John Mayer - You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND... You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'll use my hands (Body is a wonderland)

Baa Baa Black Sheep: "Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road..."

With A Smile by Eraserheads: "lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of the things that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag... , magdamag mong
sasabihin........

two-trick pony by sandwich - i have been waiting for you all night under the glow of INSECENT LIGHT (...under the glow of YOUR SATELLITE)

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I'M DOWN...ABANDON ME... (I'm down on bended knee)

Red Hot's Zephyr Song: Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I feel it more than ever (Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever)

Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know NAMAN MY LOVE how much I love you...

Beautiful - Everyday is so wonderful And suddenly, i saw debris

when you tell me that you love me - i wanna levitate and never die

Anima Christi... Soul of Christ, sat beside me [sanctify me]

TLC. Don't go chasing waterworld...

"Superman" by Five for Fighting: "Even heroes have erotic dreams..."

Dido's White Flag - i will go down with this SHIT. (ship pala!)

La La by AShlee SImpson..--

You make ma wanna La la
In the kitchen on the floor

a. i'll be your fresh meat
b. i'll make you pinch me

when i meet u at the door

i'm like
a. an avalanche (hahahaha!)
b. an elephant.. (ano ang rationale dito? haha)

at ang tama ay...:

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream