Tagaytay Quotable Quotes

This is what happens when you compel your friends to go to Good Earth for one round of beer, you end up making a decision that you will go to Tagaytay on SUnday to "study." So we did, armed with nothing but our reviewers and codals, we woke up earlier than usual and wished really hard that the traffic will be tolerable, considering that it was a long weekend. Our plan was:

1. Eat bulalo for lunch.
2. Study in Starbucks.
3. Eat Mushroom Burger for dinner.

Three checks!

But it was more than that because being the catastrophic persons that we are, we just had to have a lot of funny experiences along the way.

First stop: BWISIT Restaurant [to prevent libel suits, I shall not name the restaurant]
To Ogie [and fine, to us] it shall be BWISIT Restaurant. We had to wait for thirty minutes for our food only to be informed that the SPecial BUlalo was not available anymore and that they're giving us free Bulalo Soup instead. Sabi nga ni Brother Elliot, "As if naman na-impress tayo sa Bulalo Soup nila" But wait there's more, Arman and Ogie decided to order two cups of extra rice but we had to wait for another 15 minutes before it actually arrived. Tapos when we asked for our bill, we didn't have to wait na, they were sooo fast. AT SILA PA ANG GANANG I-PRESSURE KAMI NA MAGBAYAD AGAD AFTER NILA IBIGAY UN BILL. BWISIT TALAGA. BUt it was fun, the view was a-ok. Ayos.

QUOTABLE QUOTE:

"Gusto ko na matapos ang FINALS, gusto ko na ng CLOSURE." -Ogie Fermo

Un un eh. While we were inside the van, he just had to blurt it out. From then on, we promised that he shall forever be quoted on that.

Next stop was Starbucks...

Euns: How do you get out of the friend zone?
Arman: Sigurado ka bang lalaki yan?
Ogie: Yayain mo na lang sa gaybar.
Euns: GUYS! Di naman issue kung bakla sya o hindi. LALAKI sya.
Ogie: Yayain mo parin sa gay bar para sure.
Euns: At kung di sya gay, un na rin ang katapusan ng supposed future namin. Argh.

Arman: Ok din ang performance lagi ng San Carlos Seminary sa bar exams e.
Euns: Talaga? That's good.
Ogie: Magaling kasi sa Ethics un mga tao dun e.

Arman: MAy ipapakilala ako sa'yo na French guy.
Euns: Wow, talaga?
Arman: Oo, nasa Philippine Team...
Euns: ng?
Arman: Philippine Yoyo Team.
Euns: Sige pero ano naman gagawin namin?
Arman: MAgyoyo-yoan.
Ogie: Ayus un a.

LAST STOP: MUSHROOM BURGER

Eunice was texting someone when someone asked.
Elliot: Ano ba ang difference nun Mushroom Burger pinoy at regular?
Eunice: [absentmindedly answered] Baka mas maliit un Pinoy.
Arman: Ahhh, maliit un Pinoy.
Ogie: So ano un bite-size?
Eunice: [eureka] Hayup kayo. Yaaaaak!!!

Arman: Napansin lang namin.
Euns: Ano?
Elliot: Lahat ng rice bowl sa menu ay may ITLOG.
Ogie: At di lang isa, dalawa ang mga itlog nila.
Euns: Why am i even in this conversation??????

[nakasettle down na kami sa table sa loo]
Ogie: Guys gusto nyo ba sa labas?
Lahat: Sige.
[pagdating sa labas.... kailangan pala hiwa-hiwalay kami sa table. brilliant talaga Ogie]

Euns: Nag-order ako ng egg drop soup.
Arman: Haha.
Elliot: Eggdrop soup.
Arman: Ano sa tagalog yan?
Euns: Sabaw ng nahulog na itlog? [hinihigop na ang soup nya]
Arman: Hindi, sabaw ng nahulog na b***g!
Ogie: Bakit maitim un itlog sa soup mo?
Euns: MUSHROOM KASI ITO!!!!!!

PAUWI NA:

[Tumugtog ang Everytime ni Janet Jackson]
Ogie: Ano ba yan... GAYNESS!

Euns: Hehe.
Ces: Bakit?
Euns: ang ganda ng pangalan nun carwash.
Ces: ANo?
Euns: KARWAS.
Ces: AStig, sasabihin mo.. "Magpapa-carwash lang ako sa KARWAS."


IT WAS A FUN FUN FUN EXPERIENCE. Arman, Elliot, Joan, Ogie and Ces, sa uulitin!