RECITS

I was called to recite for Negotiable Instruments the other day and as expected SOMETHING HAD TO HAPPEN. At the exact moment that I stood from my chair, the LAW SCHOOL BLUE BABBLE BATTALION began their daily routine of CHEERING FOR THE BARRISTERS. It's bad enough that I got called to recite on the codal [synonymous to CONFUSION from one to sawa!] but having to recite while people are cheering outside was too much for me to handle. Buti na lang my professor was also in a good mood so we got into a conversation as to whether or not I would want to hear the pep squad cheering for me. All I said was that it's Ateneo's way of pressuring the BARRISTERS into DOING WELL. Which by the way brings me to my inviting you guys to go to FLYING COLORS: 2006 Send-Off Party at the Ateneo Professional Schools Atrium. I'll be hosting that thingamajiggie...

Yesterday, I recited in my Criminal Procedure class. I was doing sort of fine when my professor narrated this story about an accused charged with BIGAMY, whom after he was informed of the details of the complaint was asked to enter his plea, said, "Ayos na yan Judge!" My professor jokingly asked me what the accused couldve meant when he sait it and I gave him a straight face and answered, "Well sir, it's either he's pleading guilty or he was talking about the other woman being AYOS according to his experience." The class laughed. They often ask me how I am able to joke while reciting and really I dont plan to say all the things that I say, it's just that I couldnt help but drop a funny one-liner or two if given the opening.

Ok lang, at least di na ON DECK sa Crim Pro next time... hmm, ayon nga kay Ricel OFF DECK. Ayos.