Too Tired to be Witty

I have yet to fully grasp why my life's such a sucker for telenovela-ish / teeny-bopperish scenarios. If Hollywood's or the local film industry's looking for a storyline that's too good to be true, their best option would be to talk to me. Today was another manifestation of how absurdly weird the circumstances in my life are and will always be.

My day started sort of bumpy but I swear it got bumpier with me cursing til eternity when I realized that it was already 11:45 and my class is at 12nn. I arrived at school at around 12:30, hoping that my professor was late and that he decided to give the last two people who still havent recited yet a hard time. Sweating like crazy and with a heart that's beating at a rate of "God knows how fast", I reached my classroom and was welcomed by the site of my classmates answering our FIRST QUIZ for the SEM. Yep, the only day that I was late was the only day that my professor decided to come to class on time and give the class a quiz. All I could do was smile and accept my fate that the stars have bestowed upon me. My prof asked me,"Who texted you about the quiz?", he was joking but I realized that I dont have time to kid around because the quiz that my classmates were answering for 30 minutes is the same quiz that I have to answer in a "more than a marathon" 5 minutes. Great. My prof had to add insult to the injury when ha said, "Imposible nang matapos mo yan." with the "iling-iling". Fine, I got to answer all three questions with an average of about three sentences per item. This will be pale in comparison to my classmate's page-long answers. Why can't my life be normal? Or at least, tamed! Buti na lang my prof made a disclaimer after by saying that he just wanted to know if we understood even a single concept and that what's important was that we were there. Thank God.

I also hosted FLYING COLORS: 2006 Ateneo School of Law Send Off Party and I had my superstar moments when i realized that RPN9 and GMA7 was shooting the whole shindig. Yihee arista. I co-hosted it with Charles. But the fun didnt end there, after the Send-off I went to that specific spot where I left my bag. IT WASNT THERE. All that was left was a sort of similar bag which I didnt pay attention to because I was busy panicking about my own bag. Then it hit me that the owner of the abandoned bag mustve thought that he/she brought his own bag. Great, just great. Now I had to find out who got my bag and then if he/she's a barrister, I prolly have to wait til Monday to reclaim my bag which by the way contained everything important that i have. The bag that was left didnt actually leave a clear clue with regard to the identity of the PERPETRATOR. They had one suspect, this guy who also did the same thing yesterday... [he brought home Nad's polo shirt thinking that it was his polo] So, we began the search for MR. CONFUSED AND LOST. FInally, Patty spotted him CLUELESS OF THE FACT THAT HE WAS CARRYING MY BAG. Yes, considering that his bag's TOO BIG and well, too magulo. Gaaawd! Pattyasked him, "____ is that your bag?" The guy FINALLY REALIZED his uhmm, MISTAKE and said,"Shit, NO." sabay bigay kay Patty. NR na malupit!!!!! Then when I came face to face with him, he just give me "THE NOD" and went straight to his bag, without any hint of being apologetic. FINE. FORTUITOUS EVENT Na lang sya. Leche.

I am too tired to come up with anything funnier. I will end with the pictures we took while we were slaving through the night... It's a Saturday and if you're asking me where I am... I AM AT THE LIBRARY, desecrating it! Hope the Tips we made for the barristers helped 'em...

Gotta go.. Patty's calling me. I think we need to do something. Lemme go back to the ASSEMBLY LINE.