Isang Round Lang.

After our emotionally-, physically- and mentally-draining Negotiable Instruments class we headed for GOODEARTH for a round of beer. This got us into a joke time courtesy of Patty's collection of jokes... I just need to share 'em for my insanity's sake.
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ERAP and Jinggoy sa isang funeral:
Erap [mukhang natatakot]: Jinggoy, tara na umalis na tayo agad.
Jinggoy: Ha bakit naman e kakadating lang natin?
Erap: E kasi tingnan mo un nakasulat.. . "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

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May isang lasing at nakasalubong nya ang isang madre. Pinagbubugbog nya ang madre at ng matapos ay tumawa ng malakas at sinabi, "WALA KA PALANG BINATBAT BATMAN!"

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May kumaway...
...downtown. Walking fast. Faces passed. And I'm home bound...
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Lola pinapagalita ang apong kasama ang boyfriend...

Lola: Hoy ikaw babae ka, ang bata bata mo pa may paboyfriend boyfriend ka nang nalalaman. Pumasok ka sa bahay, mag-aral ka! At ikaw naman lalaki...
"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? DOn't chaaaaaaah?"
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Ewan ko ba. Beer + Nego = Pakornihan