USAPANG MORE THAN LASING

Everything was great when we noticed Carlo's change in mood. Ces went to the washroom and our weird conversation began...

Eunice: Carlo, relax! Watcha movie.
Carlo: Parang bigla kasi akong hinabol ng pagod.
Eunice: (seryoso, tingin sa mga mata ni Carlo) di ka nakatakbo?
Carlo: (tingin kay Eunice, half-smile)
Eunice: Dapat nagtago ka na lang.
Carlo: (1/4 smile)
Eunice: (pause, tingin sa malayo, natawa) Na-imagine kita na pinapalo mo si PAGOD.
[moment of silence]

Continuation of the RC Dialogue

RC: Seryosong seryoso si Eunice. Sineseryoso nyo talaga un Crim Pro ha?
Eunice: Wag mo kakalimutan un all-black mo ha? Pati socks. [see previous entry as to why]
Patty: Ayos, Michael Jackson... kitang-kita edad mo RC ah?
Eunice: Ok na rin un all black kesa all-white... KUYA GERMS labas mo nun.
RC: (masarap na tawa)
Patty: Langya kayong dalawa. Euns, pinapatulan mo pa ha. Nagpapatulan pa kayo sa mga hirit.
Seryoso nakakabobo talaga ang law school. Partnership? Jus ko po. Mahirap na madali. Ewan ko ba.

May joke nga pala si Patty.


Patty: Bakit dahan-dahan binubuksan ni San Pedro (di ko rin gets kung bakit si San Pedro o baka mali lang un dinig ko...) un medicine cabinet?
Euns: Bakit?
Patty: Baka kasi magising un sleeping pills.
Euns: Ah. Sige, aral na.
Sabaw. Sabaw talaga mga utak ng mga tao.

3 comments:

  1. naku... is this it? is this what your horoscope is talking about? hihihi... ayan na euns... may human warmth ka na. :P

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  2. Mali yung joke mo! Pedro lang! Hahha, usapang lasing talaga! Mwahahahah
    love yah euns! > patty

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  3. ah, mag-umpisa ba tayo ng panibagong love story for me? good job mel!

    ayon nga kay Cecilia, "inuubos nyo ni Mel ang lahi ng 'una' ah?"

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