All In a Day's [non]WORK

While waiting for our Crim professor, I got into a chismisan with Patty, Jamie, Ces and Pia. So, you all guessed it right, Pia became tonight's SOURCE OF JOY. Why? Well, she gave us a glimpse of the things she experienced in UAAP basketball games, some of which i found to be really funny thatI just had to write 'em in my blog...

Kwento 1:
Everybody's feeling the pressure, you hear people screaming from all directions... You're definitely ok with it because after all, you're in a freaggin' basketball game. Suddenly, an old guy with his kids starts giving everyone "irritated and agitated looks", you then wonder what his problem is, the guy ends your curiosity by saying, "Why are you guys so noisy? Naiingayan ang mga kids, nagugulat sila!" [in his angry tone, the "ako-ang-tama-makinig-kayo-sakin" tone]

Tanong: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT DUDE? It's not like you're in a prayer meeting you know. I REPEAT: YOU'RE IN AN EFFIN' BASKETBALL GAME!

KWENTO 2:
Natatalo ang Ateneo, people are actually blaming the referees and because we're in the PHILIPPINES people are cursing these referees in FILIPINO. Totally acceptable and expected. Sabi nga nila, you tend to express your emotions in the language you are most comfortable with. MURA KUNG MURA ng biglang may sumigaw... "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU REF?!! HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU??!!" [amidst all the putang ina mo's, this "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU accusation" was delivered with the Kris Aquino/ Heart Evangelista twang]

Sabi ni Pia... "Uhmm, mag-tagalog ka na lang kaya muna baka marinig ka pa ng ref?" Ayun.

But Pia's kwentos didnt stop there, When asked WHY SHE DOESNT SMOKE she said...

"It's for vanity's sake. It's not even for my health. I just dont wanna have wrinkles. People can't see your lungs, but your face??? My God!" Tama nga naman. I swear she was so entertaining. You guys should meet her.

CRIM CONVERSATIONS:

Justice: Do you know what the meaning of insolvent is? Insolvent.. WALA KA NA PAG-ASA, WALA KA NANG VALUE! Ang natitira na lang sayo bra at panty o kaya brief!
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Justice: Is DESTIERRO a PRINCIPAL [penalty]?
Classmate: No sir, ACCOMPLICE. (uhmm, ano surname ni DESTIERRO? Pwede pala sya maging accomplice, why not!]
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Justice: What is Civil Liability?
Classmate: Sir, CIVIL LIABILITY?
Justice: [irritated look] Ano ba sinabi ko?
[insert class' laughter]
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[ROLLCALL]
Justice: (insert SURNAME of CLASSMATE)?
Euns: Sir, she's sick.
Justice: Nakamini skirt kasi sya the last time e. Sinipon.
(insert awkward/ iiling-iling laughter)

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PARTNERSHIP CLASS

Classmate: Sir, the FIRM NAME of the partnership should include the names of the people who are to be held liable for the transactions which the partnership enetered into. It is a requirement for the partnership to be allowed to operate.
Sir: Ibig mo ba sabihin un doctor ko na member ng isang partnership na ang name ay ORTHOPEDIC Co. di pwede mag-operate? Di naman siguro ORTHOPEDIC pangalan nya diba?
[insert class' laughter]
Euns: (bulong kay Ana) First name kaya un o surname? Posible din diba? Ang sad kung pangalan mo, Eunice Orthopedic. Tapos ka nun.

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Before SALES

Noli: HOw much itong aviator shades mo?
Mia: Bigay lang yan sakin e, pero mga around 5,500.
Noli: Wag na lang... di na lang ako magsh-shades?
Mia: Why? It's ok na considering that it's VINTAGE.
Euns: Alam ko na, "It's sooo cheap..."
Mia: Shut up.

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Patty's Joke:

Patty: Naniniwala ka ba na ang ibon ay walang hands?
Euns: Oo. [with the nawe-weirdohan look]
Patty: Pero bakit sabi sa kanta... "Why do birds suddenly APIR?"
Euns: [BUBBLE GANG LOOK]