Pre-CRIM Pro Ecstacy

Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ka-lala ang mga pangyayari sa buhay ko. I went to school to study for Crim Pro and well i got to accomplish that... and more.

Umpisa pa lang sablay na. I texted Ana while I was on my way to Starbucks to ask her if she wants me to pick her up so we can just go to school together for the mass. She didnt reply to my message to i assumed that we'd just meet up at Starbs first since it was only 'round 5pm and the mass is at 6pm. WHen i got out of mah ride, I brisk-walked my way to Starbs only to be welcomed by Ana who thought i was "imposing" the picking her up. We then ended up going back inside with no table to "come home" to because Ana left her table to wait for me. Ayos.

After a few minutes, we decided to go to school. Ok naman. Went to the library, to Mass... then Mongkok at Powerplant for dinner. Lea and Joan concidentally decided to have dinner at Mongkok too so i got reminded of Thea's story about Lea.

Thea: Nakakatawa talaga un blockmate nyo. Si Lea.
Patty and Euns: Lea? (since we have to Lea's in the block)
Thea: Uhmm. Basta kasi kanina bigla na lang nya hiniritan si Ona... "Ona, mag-isa ka lang sa Dorm? Nagdadala ka ba ng lalaki don?"
Patty: Buti na lang di sya nasapak ni Ona.
Thea: Tapos tinanong nya ko... "Paano kayo uuwi, BMW?"
Euns: BMW?
Thea: By Means of Walking.
Euns and Patty: Definitely Lea Santos.

Anyway, after dinner we went back to Starbucks to resume our studying for Crim Pro. After a few minutes, I think, I went to the washroom and when I got out, I was halted by a "mala-SHAKE RATTLE and ROLL SCREAM". People froze. Then we were welcomed by the sight of CJ running towards Patty.. she almost tripped. Seryoso, tumigil ang takbo ng oras sa Starbucks... for a second i saw panic in the eyes of the Korean customers sa Sofa. Si Ralph at Chingky ay nanatiling nakatayo lamang. Sino ang dahilan ng HAVOC na ito? Walang iba kundi si Kyle. Bakit?

Kasi ang magaling na si Kyle, tumayo sa harapan ni CJ sa labas ng Starbs [nakaupo kasi si CJ sa "carinderia" part of Starbucks, so nakaharap sa glass] at kumatok habang nakatingin na parang maligno. Panic attack talaga si CJ. Shemps, para sa aming di naman talaga directly involved, LAUGHTRIP lang sya. Si Kyle nga sa katarantahan, napalakad palayo sa Starbucks. Grabe.

Pero di pa don nagtapos ang string of kabaliwan na dulot ni Kyle. He sat kasi sa table namin at maya-maya ay may dumating na dalawang kalalakihan. Bigla na lang sya bumulong... "Artista yata un nasa likuran ni Ana, pumipirma ng Autograph e... kapatid ni Rannie Raymundo" Akala ko naman nagbibiro lang sila ni Patty but noooooo... totoo palang may karir un kapatid ni Rannie Raymundo. Payn. Pero ang nakakatawa ay ang kasama nya. Kasi may time na maingay talaga lahat ng tao, tapos nagkataon na when this "kasama of Rannie Raymundo's brother" called someone sa phone, tahimik na. So nun bigla na lang sya nagsalita ng malakas at sinabing, "Hello? Ma'am Something[di ko narinig o maalala un pangalan nun tinawagan nya e].. naayos ko na po.. Ayy, pwede po ba kay Ma'am Something?" nakita ko ang pag-angat ng mga ulo ng mga law students na nag-aaral. Sabay-sabay. Napukaw ang kanilang curiosity ng lalaking ito. Wala na. Nagtawanan na lahat. Kasi naman.

Last na...

Kyle: Pwede ba mag-file ng complaint ang prosecutor kahit na walang ibang tao na nagrereklamo for the crime?
Patty: Pwede yata. Diba Euns?
Euns: Oo, kasi wala naman nakalagay na prohibitione. Since People of the Philippines naman im assumin unless Private Crim pwede? (Tingin kay Kyle)
Kyle: Un halimbawa bigla na lang sya magdesisyon talaga na mag-file ng kaso?
Euns: Pag ganun? TOPAK un. Ano sya nagising na lang isang umaga tapos sabi nya, "Today, im gonna file a complaint."?
ANa: I am an eaver beaver prosecutor. I wanna file a case. [Maykakaiba pang tono]

[Natawa na lahat]

Di pa pala last... dumating kasi si Bingky tapos bigla na lang nya tinawag si Patty at natawa sila pareho. Syempre naman nagtaka kami ni Ana so sinabi samin ni Patty ang dahilan through a "note sa Post-it"...

Kasi kahapon sabi ni Ryan, un guy daw na kasama nun girl. Mukhang D.I.

Tiningnan ko sya at... totoo nga. [Not that there's anything wrong with being a Dance Instructor] Meron lang kasing AURA na parang uhmm, any moment bigla na lang sya magt-tango. Basta.

Bilang pagpapatuloy ng aking HOROSCOPE mania:

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 17:

The stars kick it up a notch. You are hot, hot, hot. Why sit at home wasting all that energy on your houseplants? Grab a friend and get out, even if it's only to a local coffee shop for some after-work lattes (decaf, of course).

Yihee Euns. May plano na. Lalaki na lang ang kulang.