Ryan: Kamusta ang love life?
Eunice: Non-existent parin.
Ryan: Bakit nga ba di na lang kayo ni _____?
Eunice: AYOKO NA SYA!!!
[literal na nag-flicker ang lights sa starbucks]
Ryan: Hala.
Eunice: Anak yata ako ng dilim.
Ryan: Maligno.
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Ryan: Bakit nga di na kayo pwede ni ___?
Euns: Kasi Lobo ako...
Ryan: Luna sya.
Euns: Ang jologs natin.
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[habang naghahanda ako going to school, nakababa ang aking bangs]
Dad: Ayos a, walang sinabi si Haidee Yorac.
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