MAXIMUM BENEFIT... MINIMUM BULLSHIT

Re: I Wanna Go Back to Shallow

Sabi ni Garyn, she also likes shallow because...

"MAXIMUM BENEFIT, MINIMUM BULLSHIT."

I like that. Let us all go back to shallow. Sabi nga namin ni Sep, landian lang muna. hehe.

Speaking of landian, I watched Rush Hour 3 with a "friend" the other night... Then I went drinking with the girls. The first part was the LANDIAN part, the second part of the evening will be dubbed as, "Back to REALITY" part. Pero I enjoyed naman, mainly because it wasn't planned. It just happened. Plus, a friend of mine confessed his "admiration" for one of my friends.. as usual, di ko nanaman hiningi un information, gusto lang talaga nya tine-text ako everytime na nagkakaroon sya ng mga realizations tungkol sa mga crushes nya. Very good. At most of the time, lasing sya pag sinasabi nya un.

Last night, the girls in Starbucks are once again reading what is fastly becoming our "Bible" [Lord you know naman what I mean right?], the HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU book. Because I'm a loser, and i've been reading it a lot of times already I shall quote from memory the STAGES after the HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU REALIZATION...

Stage 1: Exaltation [Otherwise known as "He's out oy my PHONE, he's out of
my LIFE"]
= ilang beses na ba natin ginawa ito? buburahin ang number sa Phonebook,
memorized naman.. alam nyo ang mas effective? Change his name to DON'T TEXT so
that yo'll be reminded of what should be done.

Stage 2: the "What the hell do I do now?" Stage
= Panic stage. The realization that you have to let go is pretty scary
naman talaga.

Stage 3: TEMPTATION [otherwise known as the DEVIL IN DISGUISE]
= Yeah, some of them come up with a lot of pretty decent reasons that it's
tempting to forgive them... but don't fall for that BS again!

Stage 4: Waiting for a long haul stage
= This is where I'm in. It's otherwise known as the "nakakinip maghintay,
pakshet kasi un mga lalaki stage".

After everything... quoting the writer, Greg:

"Replacing the mediocre relationships, halfhearted men and meaningless emails and texts is not just bone-crushing LONELINESS. It's CONFIDENCE."

Kaya, be confident. Masaya din umabot sa stage na yan e.

QUOTES I LIKE:
  • If he's not calling you, it means YOU'RE NOT ON HIS MIND.
  • If you can find him, he can find you.
  • YOU DESERVE A FUCKING PHONE CALL.
  • "Hanging out" is not dating.

Last na lang, I had dinner with one of my study buddies in Starbucks last night and he made a startling confession, this was after I confessed that I joined Little Miss SM [there, I blogged it]... He said that he wanted to join that contest back when MGA KABABAYAN KO was the coolest song, he even bought the necklace with the peace sign to convince his parents and he wanted to get Francis M.'s cut to help him play the part more effectively... Kung kilala nyo lang kung sino sya, matatawa talaga kayo. Mai-imagine nyo sya with his PURUNTONG MAKULAY SHORTS ala-FRANCIS M. Laughtrip. Sinabayan pa nya ng fact na pangarap din sana nya mag-escort sa Little Miss Philippines kasi sikat ka pagdating ng Monday kasi kinausap ka ni VIc at Joey. Sayang, gusto ko din sumali sa Little Miss Philippines dati eh, naghahanap pa naman ako ng escort nung time na un. Haha.

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