Prof: So Mr. Bautista, if you imagine a developed Philippines ... who would take care of your kids?
Deo: ROBOTS.
[uyy, may hangover pa ng Transformers]
Prof: How many kids would you like to have Mr. Puno?
Gino: 4.
Prof: All with the same mother???
[panganay lahat e no?]
Prof: Ang customer nyo ba ay un may pangil at ma sungay na ganito? [on 5-6]
Prof: Kilala nyo ba si Samantha Jones?
Class: [blank]
EUns: [excited] SEX and the CITY!!!!!
Prof:ANo ang trabaho nya?
Kat: PR Manager?
Prof: Kung sa Pilipinas ano ang tawag sa kanya?
Kat: Events manager? Party planner? Eventologist?
Prof: Kikay!
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