FIRST DAY HIGH

Prof: Closa... (nanibago kasi bagong mukha) You're from?
Ipe: ... Batangas.
[Thundering Laughter from the class, KAMUSTA NAMAN ANG Mr. Batangas? Kulang na lang sash]

Prof: Where did you work?
Nols: VGS
Prof: The dean's office?
Nols: No sir, the dean's LAW office.
[Tama nga naman...]

NEWSFLASH: Si Leah A. may new "SEATMATE"

Euns: Magiging classmate ka na ba namin forever?
Ogie: Hmm, forever? Sana wag naman kasi baka di na tayo gumraduate.
Euns: [in fairness, witty.. pasok sa section B ito!]

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