Due to Insistent Public Demand

Here are my very own, QUOTABLE QUOTES from last Saturday's Back to School Party

Q: If you were a subject in the law school, what subject would you be and why?
Euns: I'll be INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC LAW because if i'm International, you can bring me anywhere and just like ECONOMICS, I can SUPPLY all your DEMANDS.

Q: If you were a professor from the law school, who would you be and why?
Euns: I'll be Atty. Candelaria because no matter how prepared you think you are, when you look into my eyes, mawawala na lahat... And just like his readings, I can keep you up all night.

Q: Use a legal maxim to convince the searcher to choose you.
Euns: Res ipsa loquitur [The thing speaks for itself]... Need I say more?

Q: Kung part ka ng Consti ano ka at why?
Euns: I'm the Declaratory Principles, kasi I can direct you.

*I was the host but to inspire the searchees I sort of gave them examples on how to answer the questions.

UNPUBLISHED Q & A:

Q: Which body part do you most frequently use in the law school?
Euns: my LIPS. [insert whatever it is that fills your imagination] ... pero syempre sasabihin ko, kasi I recite all the time. =P

Q: Saan mo maihahambing ang love na term sa law school?
Euns: Ang love parang TORTS... kasi pag may FAULT or NEGLIGENCE pwedeng magkaroon ng liability for damages... KAHIT WALANG PRE-EXISTING CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION.

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