Let's take the case of my girlfriend no. 1: Well, she claims that she has finally moved on from a head-over-heels crush situation re: THAT GUY. And quoting her, "Alam mo yun, ito na yung LINYA, handa na ako tumalon e, pero bigla na lang nandyan sya!". This of course pertains to her finally moving on until she was bombarded with a lot of kilig moments with THAT GUY recently. Then she's all confused and kilig all over again. The usual siraulo that we are asked her, "Bakit linya? Tinatalon ba ang linya? Diba dapat mountain o kaya uhmm, basta mataas? Linya? Bakit ano un PIKO?". There goes the mush. I shall now call girl friend no. 1 MS. Twitcher.
TWITCH: force developed by muscle fibre in response to a unique electrical or nervous stimulation.
I guess THAT GUY was uniquely stimulated. Bakit kaya.
Girl friend no. 2: She spent the whole night saying what seemed to be a mantra or a chant that went something like, "Gusto ko ng CHURVA. Ihanap nyo ako ng churva." All we ever did was to look at her and well make her understand that he best friend MIGHT BE A GOOD CANDIDATE for a "panawid gutom slash pwede na rin forever" churva. But she refuses to give in. Therefore, we found her a pseudo-CHURVA in the persona of STEP - UP guy.
Girlfriend no. 3: She's the most uhmm, "sure" to have plans on Valentine's Day because for the past few days, she's been spending time with her newfound friend, confidante, dinner-mate and everything that a churva does. Technically, she's not in a relationship with the guy, BUT... Isang malaking BUT!!! everyday, it becomes clearer and clearer that she has a potential CHURVA.
GIrlfriend no. 4: I'd like to call her and her "pseudo-churva" the IT MAY NEVER COME AGAIN couple. We've been, for the longest time, trying to team them up... but something seems to be stopping them. Until now, we're still eating our popcorn while waiting for their lovestory to finally begin.
Girlfriend no. 5: Well, she has a "best friend" whom she claims to be "di talo" and that they will never stand a chance to go THAT WAY. We think otherwise. Like what we always tell her, "If you guys get married someday, we'll do a cartwheel and a couple of splits just because you are soooo EATING YOUR WORDS"
Then there's ME. And because it's my blog, I have the right to protect myself from self-incrimination. However, only for the sake of fairness, equity and love for my other girl friends who will definitely kill me if they find time to read my blog during the MIDTERMS FIASCO, I will say my own little piece. I don't have an official churva, i don't even have an unofficial churva... what i have is a potential complication that might end up ruining me, and other "real parties in interest". I am eyeing this guy whom by now everyone calls Peter Pan. Well, he's not eyeing me. Then there's study buddy who seems to be stepping up. Then there's him, Mr. Complicated who's always there at the right place at the right time but CAN'T REALLY BE THERE because he should be "SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE HE BELONGS". Therefore, I am in one of the most complicated periods of my life. Notwithstanding the fact that I choose to talk about churvaness when I should be studying PUBLIC INTERNATIONAL LAW. [When my Midterms is over, I PROMISE TO WRITE ABOUT THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE]. So there, like Meredith Grey, I am twisted, and I ruin lives. Unintentionally. Still.
I'd like to say, CHOOSE ME, PICK ME, LOVE ME but that's too much to ask right?
Patring and Eunice's Legalisms:
1. Mabuti pa ang pleading... DATED.
2. Mabuti pa ang COMPLAINT... sinasagot.
3. Pag nagpunta ka sa CA sigurado mananalo ka.. ang lakas kasi ng APPEAL mo e.
4. Mabuti pa ang CLASS SUIT, sufficiently numerous ang parties.
Ok, i shall stop. One blog a day. That's my "CONSTITUTIONAL LIMITATION"
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