Kakiligan + MISHAPS = Eunice


Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 31:

Your passionate commitment to a cause wins all kinds of attention, including that certain cutie. However, you have more important things on your mind. Never fear -- they know you're worth waiting for.

Yihee, i'm so kilig. [tonong nang-iinis] I was chattin' with Rach kanina about a "relinquished" infatuation for this guy who recently reappeared in my life. Met him a few years ago and well, he's really smart. I showed Rach his picture and she agreed about my assessment that he's some kind of a CUTE. Haha. I therefore conclude na nag-uumpisa na kami manlalaki. Kiddin!

Nakakatawa si Anton, he asked me about the "IMAGINED CONVERSATION" that I posted a few weeks ago.He specifically asked me, "Type mo ba si ___?" And I said, "Gwapo sya. Na-appreciate ko. Bakit mo naman natanong?" It turned out na niloloko nya ako at inaasar na kung gusto ko,dahil nga matagal na sila magkakilala pwede ko sya maging BACKER. Laughtrip ka talaga Anton.

Si Ricel nakakatawa kanina. I was on my way to Justitia for our SALES class when I bumped into her. She was on her way out of the school so I asked her, "San ka pupunta? 12 class natin diba?" At ayun na, akala nya 1pm pa ang class. Ricel kasi e, ang dami "iniisip"... hehe.

Pauwi na ko para tapusin ang isa nanamang araw sa kamalas-malasang buhay ko, natapatan ko ay isang MAINITIN ANG ULONG CAB DRIVER. Umpisang-umpisa pa lang, dahil nawala sa loob namin ni Patty na ibigay ang instruction na kumaliwa sya, SINERMONAN NYA KAMI NA WAG DAW NAMIN UNAHIN ANG KWENTUHAN? Why not??! Di pa don nagtapos, pagbaba ni Patty bigla sya bumait at nanghihingi ng dagdag na 30 pesos... Pagkatapos nang nasa JP RIzal na kami, MEGA MURA SYA sa mga jeepney na nag-cause ng traffic. Talk about MOOD SWINGS at its best... Lume-level up sya!!!


All In a Day's [non]WORK

While waiting for our Crim professor, I got into a chismisan with Patty, Jamie, Ces and Pia. So, you all guessed it right, Pia became tonight's SOURCE OF JOY. Why? Well, she gave us a glimpse of the things she experienced in UAAP basketball games, some of which i found to be really funny thatI just had to write 'em in my blog...

Kwento 1:
Everybody's feeling the pressure, you hear people screaming from all directions... You're definitely ok with it because after all, you're in a freaggin' basketball game. Suddenly, an old guy with his kids starts giving everyone "irritated and agitated looks", you then wonder what his problem is, the guy ends your curiosity by saying, "Why are you guys so noisy? Naiingayan ang mga kids, nagugulat sila!" [in his angry tone, the "ako-ang-tama-makinig-kayo-sakin" tone]

Tanong: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT DUDE? It's not like you're in a prayer meeting you know. I REPEAT: YOU'RE IN AN EFFIN' BASKETBALL GAME!

KWENTO 2:
Natatalo ang Ateneo, people are actually blaming the referees and because we're in the PHILIPPINES people are cursing these referees in FILIPINO. Totally acceptable and expected. Sabi nga nila, you tend to express your emotions in the language you are most comfortable with. MURA KUNG MURA ng biglang may sumigaw... "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU REF?!! HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU??!!" [amidst all the putang ina mo's, this "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU accusation" was delivered with the Kris Aquino/ Heart Evangelista twang]

Sabi ni Pia... "Uhmm, mag-tagalog ka na lang kaya muna baka marinig ka pa ng ref?" Ayun.

But Pia's kwentos didnt stop there, When asked WHY SHE DOESNT SMOKE she said...
"It's for vanity's sake. It's not even for my health. I just dont wanna have wrinkles. People can't see your lungs, but your face??? My God!" Tama nga naman. I swear she was so entertaining. You guys should meet her.
CRIM CONVERSATIONS:

Justice: Do you know what the meaning of insolvent is? Insolvent.. WALA KA NA PAG-ASA, WALA KA NANG VALUE! Ang natitira na lang sayo bra at panty o kaya brief!
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Justice: Is DESTIERRO a PRINCIPAL [penalty]?
Classmate: No sir, ACCOMPLICE. (uhmm, ano surname ni DESTIERRO? Pwede pala sya maging accomplice, why not!]
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Justice: What is Civil Liability?
Classmate: Sir, CIVIL LIABILITY?
Justice: [irritated look] Ano ba sinabi ko?
[insert class' laughter]
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[ROLLCALL]
Justice: (insert SURNAME of CLASSMATE)?
Euns: Sir, she's sick.
Justice: Nakamini skirt kasi sya the last time e. Sinipon.
(insert awkward/ iiling-iling laughter)

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PARTNERSHIP CLASS
Classmate: Sir, the FIRM NAME of the partnership should include the names of the people who are to be held liable for the transactions which the partnership enetered into. It is a requirement for the partnership to be allowed to operate.
Sir: Ibig mo ba sabihin un doctor ko na member ng isang partnership na ang name ay ORTHOPEDIC Co. di pwede mag-operate? Di naman siguro ORTHOPEDIC pangalan nya diba?
[insert class' laughter]
Euns: (bulong kay Ana) First name kaya un o surname? Posible din diba? Ang sad kung pangalan mo, Eunice Orthopedic. Tapos ka nun.
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Before SALES

Noli: HOw much itong aviator shades mo?
Mia: Bigay lang yan sakin e, pero mga around 5,500.
Noli: Wag na lang... di na lang ako magsh-shades?
Mia: Why? It's ok na considering that it's VINTAGE.
Euns: Alam ko na, "It's sooo cheap..."
Mia: Shut up.

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Patty's Joke:
Patty: Naniniwala ka ba na ang ibon ay walang hands?
Euns: Oo. [with the nawe-weirdohan look]
Patty: Pero bakit sabi sa kanta... "Why do birds suddenly APIR?"
Euns: [BUBBLE GANG LOOK]

PEELING THE OIL SPILL

Let me start by saying that I laughed when Arroyo, instead of giving PETRON hell, decided to play GUIMARAS ADVOCATE by advising the public that we shouldnt call the OIL SPILL, "The GUIMARAS OIL SPILL" because it damages the image of the place. Err, as far as im concerned, the place is in big trouble if we dont REALLY START CLEANING THAT SPILL UP. No matter how or what we call this fiasco, it won't really matter for as long as the threat remains.

Which brings me to this lovely ONLINE PETITION that I actually signed last week and was meaning to post it here but totally forgot about it for reasons which aren't really enough to absolve my lack of vigilance. When Raffy sent it to the ateneolaw yahoogroup, i got reminded of my "intent to help out", thus this entry.... [reposted from email]


Personal comments from " froilan@greenminds.net":

Friends,

I am deeply touched by those who have signed the petition above, and those
who have emailed me personally to express their support and prayers for
Guimaras. Your thoughts and words have uplifted a deeply wounded spirit.
Thank you very much.

Still, so much has to be done. And yet, there are little things we can do
(and we don't even have to give up the comforts of our daily life). With
just a few clicks, you may be able to help and be counted in this battle.
How?

1. Please sign the online petition.

I will personally make sure that this petition will reach Petron, the Coast
Guard, DENR, our senators when they conduct the public hearing on this
matter (one is scheduled this Monday) and all concerned agencies. In short,
your effort will not be wasted. This petition will also be used in a
documentary we're making on the oil spill (more on this below).

2. Please forward this email to your friends.

Our cry will not be heard when we have 10 votes. We need the support of
everyone. This issue is beyond one's political beliefs, religious
affiliations or whatever personal convictions that may have. This is basic
humanitarian issue.

I also would like to share with you my plans regarding this issue.

Next week, I'll be going home to Guimaras. It will be painful to go home
and see the damage caused by this oil spill, but somehow I feel that I have
to be part of the clean up and see for myself the real situation. I am
expecting to see a picture that is sadder than what we see on television.

With the support of CEAE (and the understanding of my current employer,
Mother Earth Foundation), I will be spending a few days in Guimaras to
shoot a DOCUMENTARY. We hope to document not only the ecological impact of
this disaster (the hectares of mangroves, the marine sanctuary, the turtle
sanctuary, etc), but most importantly we hope to document how the lives of
the people of Guimaras was affected. From health problems to lost
livelihood, from incompetent/ inefficient agencies and officials to local
heroes and the hopes of the Guimarasnons, we hope to capture these and more
in a film that we may be able to share with you someday.

As I have mentioned above, the signature campaign will also be used in the
documentary. We hope to show that this oil spill is not merely a problem of
Guimaras (or the Visayan area for that matter), but also is a loss shared
by the entire Filipino people.

Again, thank you for the support and the prayers.

Froilan Grate
froilan@greenminds.net


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It's just a click away guys, a few minutes of your time will go a long way if you sign the petition.

I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE II

Natapos ang mahaba-habang inuman ng alas-tres ng umaga... but no... I had to wake up at 7am to go to the Ateneo Law's SPORTSFEST. Opo, nagsports fest pa ang lola mo.

Euns: [text message] Patty, i'm on my way na to Starbucks.
Patty: Euns, im outside na..
Euns: Err Patty. Ill be there in a few minutes. May binili lang ako.
Patty: [kahit kelan talaga si Eunice,LATE]


So, can I just say na si MEL na gumising sa amin ay naunahan pa namin. Isa syang perky kung perky na ALARM CLOCK. Haha. Pero wag ka, nun ginising nya ako ay nasa shower na ko nun. EXCITED, Yihee. =p (inside joke)

Pero syempre di ito normal na araw kung walang kalokohan.

1. Naupo ako sa bangko para tumulala at isipin kung bakit ko ginawa na nagpakalasing ng 3am at nagsportsfest ng 8am... kung bakit ko ginawa na di nagbreakfast at kung bakit hanggang ngayon amoy chico parin ako ng biglang... nag-appear ang isang bola na talagang walan sasantuhin, SERYOSO sa mukha ko sya dumaan, naramdaman ko un hangin na pinroduce ng velocity ng bolang iyon. SERYOSO, kung natamaan ako nun... SIGURADONG HILO AKO!

2. Ok na, nag-settle down na ako... Kalmado na. What are the chances na uulit nanaman? [INSERT number one for the story]

3. Naghahanda na ako para manood lamang, sitting pretty ako pagkatapos makipag-laro ng volleyball kay Jacqui... dumating si Patty, "Euns, butas un pants mo."

Dahan-dahan ako tumingin, in denial at umaasa na maliit lang ang butas. But NOOOOOOOOO! Isa syang malaking butas sa crotch. as in, WARAAAAAAAAAAAK! Panic Mode. Naghahanap ng shorts, pants, dahon o kung ano man na pwede ko suotin. Until na-realize ko na may dala ako pants.. pero di bagay sa Rubber shoes. Buti na lang nakahiram si Patty ng shorts for me kung hindi Jimmy Santos attire ako.

4. Ayos na sana, pero syempre di pwedeng matapos ng ganun ganun lang! Di ako nakapag-wax / shave ng legs. Para akong may bigote sa legs... Nagkaron tuloy ako ng dilemma, BARBARIC legs o JIMMY SANTOS ATTIRE? Noong umpisa pinili ko ang BARBARIC legs, pero di ko kineri kaya nag-JIMMY SANTOS attire na lang ako. TUtal naman kahit si AJ naka-jimmy santos attire e.

5. Pauwi, akala namin ni Patty nagkaintindihan na kami. But no, wala palang u-turn slot sa kinananan namin. So, napunta kami JP RIzal na... pagbalik namin, di napwede dumirecho si Patty kaya kinailangan ko mag-foot bridge. Ito po ang catch, sa ordinary day, ok lang un. Pero sa AMATS day bigla ako nagkaron KALULAAN factor. Nakikita ko un mga sasakyan sa baba, para akong masusuka at hihimatayin.
Kaya naman I therefore conclude na I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. INUMAN at SPORTSFEST? Minsan lang mangyari yan sa isang law student na katulad ko. Yipee.

I ALMOST DIED

Today's supposed to be a typical class day, i took my cab not knowing that it's not gonna be soo normal after all. [well, forgetting that a typical day for me is not that typical for other people] A few minutes before arriving at Rockwell, my cab had to have a "nerve-wracking encounter" with a van with an 8 plate number. Yeah, it's a congressman's car and i felt scared for my life. Why?

My cab driver sort of swerved or changed lanes because the jeepney in front of us abruptly stopped. It was purely accidental and it's one of those occasions where i would attest to it and one of the fewer occasions where i will side with a cab driver [because based on experience, they're almost always the cause of aberya] The cab driver didnt realize that there was a speeding van behind us, yeah, it was the "CONGRESSMAN VAN" and we later found out that he got totally pissed off when:

1. He almost side-swiped us when he drove past our cab.
2. He stayed on our lane and abruply stopped thus making me and the driver panic. Sabi nun driver ko, "Bakit kaya sya galit na galit? Di naman natin sinasadaya."

but this was the last straw, the MOMENT OF SILENCE in this experience.

3. The van stopped in front of us and WAITED. Seriously, my heart was beating so damn fast because my cab driver seemed to want to go into a fist fight with that driver. I was thinking, "Shit, sigurado may baril un." that's why I told my driver, "Manong, pabayaan na lang po natin. Wag nyo na po patulan."

After what seemed like eternity. Napagod din kaka-threaten sa amin un van. Nakarating ako ng Ateneo in one piece. Thank God. Sabi ko nga. di ko kailangan nito before my ForMed Exam. Argh!

MINSAN LANG.

Ito ang araw na naging SOURCE OF JOY namin si Ralph. Napatunayan ko nang kahit di nya sinasadya ay nakakatawa uhmm, nakakatuwa parin sya.

Haze: Hanggang bail tayo sa CRIM PRO diba?
Kyle: Bail? Un sa lib kapag maingay ka tapos magri-ring un BAIL?
Euns: Bail? Un pag magsisimba ka, nilalagay mo sa ulo mo un BAIL?
Kyle: Di, pag sa resto tatawagin mo un waiter tapos hihingin mo na un BAIL mo...
Ralph: Bail? Pag malakas ang ulan, tawag dun BAIL? [HAIL daw... so, nagets nyo naman kung bakit mejo sablay diba? =P]
Kyle at Euns: [ngiti sabay change topic na]
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[yosi break kami naiwan sa loob si Rach nang bigla din syang lumabas]
Rach: Di ko kinaya ang kabaduyan, kailangan ko ikwento. Tinanong ako ni Kyle kung since when pa ko nag-start magyosi. Sabi ni Ralph since bata pa raw ako. Nagkatinginan kami ni Kyle tapos di namin na-gets at di sya natiis kinailangan nya ipaliwanag... "Kasi raw, nun bata pa daw ako tinatawag na ako. "Yo! Sy!" thus YOSI.
Lahat kami: [tawa] Ahhh... kahit kailan talaga sya. Ibang level.
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Patty: Euns, magpa-pass ka na ba nun for Palladium?
Euns: After na lang siguro ng lahat ng exams.
Ralph: Palladium, ah meron ako naisip. Ayy wag na lang.
Euns: Bakit mo kailangan gawin samin ito! Ituloy mo na.
Ralph: DI wag na... nakakahiya e. Wag na lang.
Euns: Sige na. [masama na ang tingin]
Patty: Nambibitin.
Ralph: Naisip ko lang kasi na gumawa ng article tungkol kay "BABY EAGLE" kaya lang...
Euns: Hay naku, papilit pa'to. Gusto mo lang pala mabanggit ka.
Patty: Parang gusto mo pa ikaw magsulat ng article a. Kunwari ka pang nahihiya.
[kasi po un blog ni Baby Eagle na isang freshie ay nabanggit si Ralph bilang isa sa mga crushes nya sa law school kaya pumapalakpak naman ang tenga nya]
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[nag-aaral ako ng matiwasay nang biglang]
Ralph: Timeout. Last na talaga.
Euns: [tingin]
Ralph: Sa tingin mo ba magagalit si Vena kung ifo-forward ko sa kanya 'to?
Text msg: Green mo etits mo.
EUns: [natawa na lang ng sooobra]
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[napag-usapan bigla ang SIMS]
Ralph: teka lang, un nilalaro nyo ba na SIMS, diba luma na un? mga 90's pa?
[tawa na lang kami ni Rach, Patty]
Euns: Kasi Ralph may mga bago namang version nun.
Patty: Parang napaghahalata a.
Euns: Pacman yata un alam mo e. [tawa]
Patty: Ralph, e alam mo un DOTA? [iling Ralph] Kaw Rach alam mo un DOTA?
Rach: Di, pero di naman kasi ako naglalalaro sa computer.
Ralph: akala ko pa naman nakahanap na ko ng kakampi.
Euns: Tignan mo, kahit si Rach ayaw mapasama sa classification na kasama ka.
Kat: Akala yata ni Ralph un SIM CARD pinag-uusapan. Kasi ralph pag di mo alam wag ka na lang magsalita.
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[nag-uusap tungkol sa pagco-commute]
Patty: Ralph di ka naman kasi nagco-commute e.
Rach: Mukha nga. [hehe, sana nakita nyo nun sinabi ni Rach un]
Ralph: Nagcocommute ako dati papuntang La Salle Greenhills. Bumababa ako dun sa may EDSA.
[para lang asarin sya]
Patty: Malayo kaya un. Imbento ka yata e.
Euns: Kasi naman Ralph, di mo na kailangan mag-imbento ng storya. Tanggap ka naman namin bilang ikaw e.
Ralph: Di nga, nagcommute ako dati.
Lahat: Right.
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Patty: [tingin kay Ralph] Kung si Nad SM... Ikaw DOM.

GOD, aping-api sya tonight samin. Pero ok lang naman un diba Ralphy? At least naging SOURCE OF JOY ka kahit paaano.

SIDE KWENTO: Si Kyle nakakatawa, bigla na lang sya umupo sa harapan ni Rach. It turned out, di sila magkakilala. ANg nasabi na lang ni Kyle, "Friendly naman ako e." Ayun na.

EUNICE: Impotence Cream

DISCLAIMER: FOR FUN. All hypothetical. Right.

1. What is the best type of SEX for you?
You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs.

2. What's your SEXUAL ZODIAC ?
TAURUS: You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.

Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

3. Eunice is aroused by...
PRESIDANTIAL SPEECHES

4. Eunice, your hidden sexual talent is ...
your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.

5. WHat is your SEDUCTION STYLE?
You are FLIRTY. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps.

6. Eunice's life's porno will be called...
GIRLS GONE WILD Vegas

7. How will you be defined in a sexual dictionary?
Eunice (n) Impotence cream --- sooo, i am the cure to impotence? Why not!

8. Eunice's sexual nickname... PORNSTAR BUTT

9.
Your experience is like a street racer. You like to have fun all the time, and if hooking up is a consequence of that then so be it. You are very easy going and have a rocking life.

10. Eunice will go to jail for... Making lewd remarks to her arresting officer.

11. Eunice should make love to ... SOUL. You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking.

12. You should make love during a thunder storm




The erotic sounds and light flashes will heighten the experience. Plus, you won’t have to be preoccupied with your own survival.


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all quizzes from QUIZUNIVERSE.COM

















It's possible there is someone in your life that you took a chance on, and who has really disappointed you, Eunice. You were especially tolerant and patient, but now it's time to settle things once and for all and to put your cards on the table. Don't be afraid to do what you have to do to protect yourself and the people you love.

TICKLE ME TO DEATH...

Eunice, your little black dress is Asymmetrical

No matter where the day or night takes you, you seem to be one of those rare individuals who knows how to stand out in a crowd. Because you possess a personal style that's all your own, it's only right that your little black dress would be as unique and distinctive as you are.

For you, putting together clothes, accessories, and makeup can be just another way of showing off your creativity. After all, your look is a reflection of who you are. That's why you're sure to make a statement no matter what you're wearing. Good job!

Eunice, you're a Bashful Kisser

Sure you might be on the shy side as far as kissing goes, but that's a quality more people than you might think really go for. When you were younger, was it hard for you to talk to new people — especially when it came to someone you were interested in? Yeah, we thought so.

Lucky for you, many people, back then, and now, think that shyness is adorable and a huge turn on. After all, there's a comfort they get from the feeling that you don't lock lips with just anyone.When it comes to kissing, you're probably a little hesitant to try new techniques. Heck, you might even prefer to stick with gentle pecks until your date finally decides to take it further.

While shyness is nice, just remember not to get so anxious you forget to have fun! Know your comfort level, but experiment a little — even if that just means a public display of affection, or we dare you, a nice long kiss — eyes open, lights on!

Eunice, YOUR song is Another One Bites the Dust

Sure, it's catchy and has a great beat, but this tune's also got bite. We're not saying you're not a smooth mover, but anyone who knows you will attest to your spunky side. After all, you aren't shy about going after what you want or speaking your mind. How else are you going to beat the competition?

When it comes to a night out, you bring the party with you wherever you go. A risk taker, you're not afraid to stir things up and be the first one on the dance floor or last one to leave. It's clear you're standing on your own two feet, and you're ready for whatever comes your way. Rock on!

Eunice, your celeb look is inspired by Queen Latifah

Whether or not you're a rapper, songstress, and big-screen starlet all in one, you share this diva's fabulous sense of fashion and flair. Captivating and confident like your counterpart, you've not only got a standout style but also a lively sense of fun.

When it comes to taking fashion risks — or any risk for that matter — you're bound to be up for the challenge. A little bit sassy, a little bit sexy, and always yourself, you don't mind being in the spotlight. No wallflower, you're not afraid to try new things, especially in fashion. If anyone knows how to put together a memorable look, it's you. Work it, girl!

Eunice, you're hip with the image makers

Wherever you are, that's where it's at — the party, the people, the scene. You like being the center of attention and always seem to be the first in your group to set the style. This means you're always on the lookout for the next big thing, and you're not afraid to take a few risks or even make a few mistakes to get there before the pack.

We're betting you're a leader in most things you do, whether it's athletics, academics, fashion, or fun. And this drive, coupled with a magnetic personality, means that people naturally gravitate toward you — and probably try to follow your lead. But they'd better be ready to hustle, you'll soon be moving on to something new!

Eunice, you really know how to focus on Personal Time

But everyone needs a break — even from things they're great at. Don't get us wrong, it's great that you know how to spend time and energy on yourself. In fact, you're better than most at finding time to get away from the hustle and bustle of life. Whether it's a massage at the spa, a hike in the hills, or a quiet night with a good novel, you give yourself plenty of time to detox from stress. And you're not afraid to be a little indulgent if you need to — after all, you've earned it.

Just make sure you're not neglecting other areas of your life, too. Enjoying that time alone is all the more special when you shake things up now and then. Why not invite a few co-workers or friends over for dinner? Take some exercise classes to meet new people? You might be surprised at how much more enjoyable your you-time becomes. Now that's treating yourself right.

Eunice, you're divinely inspired when it comes to Fashion!

Mizrahi, Versace, Jimmy Choo — we bet you've heard the names of these fashion gods. That's because keeping up with new trends, if not starting them, comes naturally to you. You enjoy the process of finding and expressing innovative styles and unique looks whether your inspiration comes from a novel, a music video, a movie, or the new girl who's moved in next door.

But clothes are more than just decoration — they help you express your personality and individuality. From head to toe, you create a look that's all you, inside and out. Regardless of what you're going for — sassy, vintage, sweet, or punk — it's clear that your charm and creativity will turn heads and inspire others along the way. You go, girl!
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all from TICKLE.COM

It TICKLES!

Eunice, in the morning, you're Dreaming of More Sleep

Maybe you work the late shift. Or perhaps you're a confirmed night owl. Whatever the case, you're typically off in dreamland come daylight. For late risers like you, the snooze button just isn't going to cut it. When that alarm goes off, you'd rather get a few more hours of sleep in than get up.

We'd guess you're at your most productive later in the day rather than first thing in the morning. While some people can function on minimal hours of sleep, perhaps you need a little extra shuteye. After all, extra beauty sleep could be just what the doctor ordered. So dream on, sleepyhead!

Eunice, your family vacation style is Adventurous

Let's get this show on the road! A team of adventurers like you and your clan has places to go, sights to see, and heights to climb! Regardless of whether you're heading to the mountains or a metropolitan area, getting out and doing stuff is what really gets you fired up.

Quality family time is the time that you spend participating in an activity together. Maybe outdoorsy activities like hiking, camping, skiing, or biking are your thing. Then again, maybe it's just getting away from the familiar that gets you going. There's nothing like a change in scenery and some fresh air to recharge your batteries and help you relax. Isn't that exactly what a vacation is for? Bon voyage!

Eunice, you're an Elephant in the wild world of love.

You're a favorite amongst any herd, aren't you, my little Elephant? Like your animal alter ego, you're probably more devoted, family-oriented, and loyal than your average creature roaming the jungle of love. For you, mating is probably more about expressing your feelings than just satisfying sexual urges. Overall, you're great with people, and you always seem to have a story or comment that leaves the group feeling better about things.

You're cuter than Dumbo, and smarter too, which is why hanging out with you is always a good time. With your charm, not to mention that sexy trunk, it's no wonder there are plenty of fans lining up to tango with you. Despite all the attention, however, you're probably not one to charge ahead into a romantic encounter without thinking first. You prefer to be friends first before letting things heat up. For you, romance is a seduction of the mind followed closely by your devoted heart. It's that authenticity that makes you so irresistible.



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from TICKLE.COM




Basurera?


Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 24:

The most ordinary places can bring the start of extraordinary love. Make sure you tackle as many mundane errands as you can today. Even taking the garbage out could lead to a truly stellar connection.

Kamusta naman? Truly stellar connection formed from trash? Whatta lovestory...

"Mga apo, nagkakilala kami ng lolo nyo habang nagtatapon ako ng basura."
[insert irked look of my future grandkids]

APRUB NA CONVERSATIONS...

Ana and I decided to continue our "paawa streak" by choosing to study in Starbucks for Nego. But we just had to be distracted by a lot of side kwentos...

Ana: Euns, alam ko na kung ano sasabihin mo kay Bam pag nagkita kayo... "I'm a terrorist, can I USE you because you're the BAM?" USE? Ang pangit, that didnt sound right.
Euns: Ito mas ok... "Hi, since you're the BAM, CAN I MAKE YOU EXPLODE?
Ana: Yuck Euns, sabi ko na nga ba di kita matatalo sa ganyan e. Kadiri ka.
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Ana: [sinulat sa papel] Euns, cute un nasa likuran ko.
Euns: I knoooow. Di yata from the law school. Hehe.
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Cathy: Eunice, pag nakipag-date ka ba nag-aalok ka na magbayad?
Eunice: Depende, kung di ko sya gusto, magbabayad ako. Mahirap na magkaron ng utang na loob.
Cathy: tama! Parang... "O, ako na magbabayad FRIENDS lang tayo." Sige, LIBRE na nga kita.
Eunice: Tama, para sya na lang may utang sa iyo so kung kelangan mo ng favor, pwede ka maningil.
Cathy: Maghanap ka na kasi ng boylet, un magagatasan natin. Dapat working ha?
Eunice: [dumaan si Christian Bautista papuntang washroom] Cathy, nahanap ko na sya... Wait lang, washroom lang ako ha.
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Cathy: Alam ko na kung bakit may dress code tayo, kasi kung wala, araw-araw mukhang basura ang mga tao.
Eunice: Oo nga no.
Cathy: isipin mo ngayong midterms, un mga tao pumapasok lang kung anu-ano ang suot. Un iba talagang mukhang basura.
Eunice: Si ______. [seryoso, we didnt mean it in a bad way, natutuwa nga kami sa kanya]
Cathy: Oo nga, kung kami un gf nya, di ako papayag.
Ana: Si Pepe nga e, naglalakad sa Powerplant kasama ang bihis na bihis na GF ng naka-pajama shorts at BOKIA Shirt.
Cathy: Ok lang sa gf?
Eunice: Kahit nga sa Eastwood e.
Cathy: Dati un friend ko from La Salle umiyak sya kasi ako un natanggap ko na flowers for Valentine's maganda... tapos sya un parang flowers na nilalako sa kalye. Un puting plastic lang ang pambalot. Sabi nya sa boyfriend nya, "Ang pangit ng bulaklak ko. Tapos ang pangit pa ng damit mo..."
[tawanan na'to]
Eunice: Pinakamaganda talaga un naiyak sya. Just when the BF thought she'll be happy for the surprise...
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Euns: Natatawa ako dun sa mga DJ na pinapakinggan ko kasi nag-uusap sila tungkol sa LOVE tapos ako nababasa tungkol sa PROMISSORY NOTE, bagay na bagay e no?
Ana: Ayon nga kay Kiboy, kung gusto mo un guy, lapitan mo.
Euns: Lapitan?
Ana: oo raw, kasi ang hirap sa mga babae, di natin sinasabi agad.
Euns: Nagawa ko na yan, di nag-work.
ANa: But it doesnt mean na di sya magwo-work sa lahat.
Euns: As if naman may prospect.
Ana: EUns, alam mo naman ang stand namin. Pine-pressure ka na namin magkaron ng guy. Araw-araw tinutukso ka namin sa kanya.
Euns: Ayun.
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Cathy: Grabe un TORTS namin! Di makatarungan. Paula, nakita mo ba si Dr. Grey?
Paula: Ah oo, hinahanap ko din sya sa tanong e.
Cathy: Nakita mo?
Paula: Oo, nandun sa last paragraph, 2nd sentence.
Cathy: Di ko nakita.
Eunice: Ayun, hahanapin na lang e.
Cathy: Di talaga makatarungan!
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ON CANDIES

[before Property exam]
Tin: Ralph, sa susunod M&M's naman.
Eunice: Oo nga, kasi naman sosyal na sosyal un mga candy natin. Para tayong nasa BUS.
Tin: Benta un a! [tawa]

[at Starbucks]
Euns: Di ko nakikita ang point ng DYNAMITE.
Cathy: Bakit.
Euns: Kasi parang hinugasan mo un bibig mo tapos tsaka ka kakain ng chocolate. LABO.
Cathy: Ok na analogy un a.

SORRY NA NGA

Ces: Ang cute nyo naman, nagi-guilty sya dahil feeling nya galit ka sa kanya at nagui-guilty ka kasi feeling mo nagui-guilty sya. Sabi nga namin sa kanya na wala na un, pero kailangan siguro kausapin mo sya. Naninimbang sya e, kung ok na ba kayo.

O, di ito isang usapan na ala-FLAMES o GIMIK, isa itong usapan habang nagyo-yosi break pagkatapos ng lahat lahat ng kalabuan na nangyari ngayong araw na ito. i.e. SEC TRANS EXAM. Nabalitaan ko kasi na medyo nakasama un last "emo" entry ko sa isang tao. I'm writing to make him feel better kasi if it's any consolation, I know that he's a great guy. I know that he meant well. I know that he is inherently sensitive.

I almost always get in trouble when I right something emotionally-packed in my blog. It's like people are so used to my being funny and happy and crazy that when they read something that's sort of depressing, they come into a conclusion that something really BAD must've happened. Katulad ng isang beses na kinausap ako ng "friend/object of affection" ko in the past about something i wrote describing our thing as mediocre. I told him that it was what I was feeling at that time. I explained that it's the essence of my writing, i try to capture the things I feel at that exact moment because i don't want them to be lost in the past. It's not about him, it's about me, the journey that I am in. Just like the time when I had to write something about what I feel with regard to a "pseudo-dispute" I had with my college friends, it's not a manifestation of anger but it's just me being honest.

I'm trying to slowly write the story of my life through my blog and if i want it to be a mirror of who I am, I must write what I feel, may it be fleeting or permanent. Most of the time, I write about fleeting but powerful emotions because I believe that it is when I am most in my element to write. Emotions bring out the pseudo-writer in me, they bring out my inner drama queen. I dont mean to burden the people I write about, i am not being an insensitive biyatch and I have no intention to get sympathy from thea readers. I feel so blessed that even my imperfections seem unimportant amidst all the blessings I receive. I just love the rush. I love the challenge of making my readers feel my emotional high's and low's. I just want to let people know that my life's not all SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.

Magkaibigan parin tayo. Di ako galit. Di ako nagkikimkim ng sama ng loob. At higit sa lahat, di mo kailangan ma-bother because it's the last thing I would want to do. I am the last person who would want to distract you. Ok na ha? I did text you na naman at gaya ng sinabi ko, di ako mahilig sa confrontations at di rin ako mahilig sa buhay na mala-soap opera. Salamat sa cake, masarap sya, lasang chocolate mousse at kawawa ka naman kasi ang pwede mo lang kainin ay un lasang pichi-pichi na binili mo for Patty. =P Di ako nang-aasar, tina-try ko lang ipahatid un message na walang nagbago, meaning... Pwede parin tayo mag-gaguhan in the future. Hehe. Apir na! =) Ito na ang last time na magsusulat ako tungkol sayo sa ganitong paraan. Masyado ka na sumisikat e. Kiddin'!

Todo Na Natin


What Will Happen After Your Death?

Choose Your Own Adventure from Quiz Galaxy!


... "The door opens, revealing your mother giving birth to you. In an instant, you are reborn as yourself."


'What Will Happen After Your Death?'
Choose Your Own Adventure at QuizGalaxy.com



What ringtone suits your personality?
Don't Cha - Pussy Cat Dolls

'What ringtone suits your personality?' at QuizGalaxy.com





Your super-secret codename is:



Your mission is...

Assasinate any 80's child star that you come across


'What is your codename and mission?'
at
QuizGalaxy.com




For Lack of Discipline...



About Me...




Outsmarted one of my teachers


Lied to get my own way


Been on TV


Been jealous of one of my friends


Been in a graveyard at night alone






Found buried treasure


Broken a vase and tried to glue it back together


Felt truly happy for a moment


Baked something and forgotten the main ingredient


Seen a ghost


The 'About Me' Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

THIS IS REALLY IS IT!!! =P

Paasa naman itong horoscope na'to! Ayon nga kay Patty, MIDTERMS muna bago ang lahat. Pero sabi nga ni Rach, "Lord, how about that boylet?" [for her birthday].

Dear Eunice,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, August 23:

Your sense of style and dashing charm make a mark even when you're not trying. You draw all kinds of admiring glances, even if you're just running to the market in sneakers and a t-shirt. Expect a request for a date.

When you enter a room, you make someone's head spin. While this suitor may not be readily apparent, you'll be very pleased once they reveal their identity. For right now, sit tight and keep doing what you're doing.

TESTS from TICKLE

Your type is the Casanova

You're on the market for a sweet-talking, smooth-moving, good-lookingCasanova. This stud knows exactly what to do and say in any situation. He'squite the charmer. Put him in a room, and everyone flocks to him. He'squick-witted, incredibly stylish, and runs with the right crowd. Does thisguy ever have to wait in line? No way. Does he look like he just stepped outof GQ magazine? Always. This super-suave guy is not only fun to be around,but he's part of the coolest scene. Whether it's a top-notch restaurant orthe hottest new club, your man is there. He's a real ladies man. Whenyou're around him, you feel like you're the center of the universe. Thiship, hot guy has got the slick moves and smart lines that keep you comingback for more!

Eunice, your vibe is Papaya Shake

It's never hard for a sassy gal like you to get your groove on, and your vibe always shakes things up. You tend to think the world is a pretty fun place. Even better, you always seem to make people around you feel the same way. Whether you're heading to work or out on the town, you've got a smile on your face and a gleam in your eye.

Of course you take things seriously when you need to. But your unique ability to see the bright side of situations is a talent that helps you enjoy every day. You appreciate the little things in life — and that's why you're able to find joy wherever you go. Let the good times roll!

Eunice, your vacation salvation is to Meet New People

Whether your vacation takes you to distant lands or nearby neighborhoods, the best part for a fun and friendly soul like you is the people you'll meet. And why shouldn't it be? Every freewheeling traveler knows that locals make the best tour guides.

Whether it's a couple of resident experts next to you at dinner or some fellow travelers you meet on the plane, every person you encounter adds richness to your experience and makes the place you're visiting really come to life. And you never know who's around the next corner. So, get out there and start meeting them!


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tests from TICKE.COM

What Kind Of a Friend are You?


Eunice, you're a Playful Pal

Hey, funny girl. Mischievous and unpredictable, you're always on the lookout for a good time. That's why all kinds of people get such a kick out of spending time with you. They never know what kind of jokes you'll crack, pranks you'll play, or where you'll end up at the end of a night.

But that doesn't mean you don't take things seriously. Staying close with your friends and family is really important to you, and you'll always go the extra mile when someone needs you. All this, plus an ability to see the bright side of anything — now that's a friend indeed.

SPAM?!

Great, just great. According to blogger, their "robot" detected that my blog has the characteristics of a SPAM BLOG. My blog, of all the other true SPAM BLOGS in the world. Now, if i want to post a new entry, i need to type a WORD VERIFICATION thingie. Hassle. $*&^$#^!!!!

I sort of tried to pinpoint why and I guess the reason's because of my linking to POST SECRET everytime i post an image from the site. Great, i'm trying to be responsible here and i get punished. If just pasted it and didnt site POSTSECRET, my life would've been easier. Damn al SPAM BLOGS which made BLOGGER come up with a "robot" which can't really distinguish a true SPAM BLOG from a legitimate blog like mine. ASAR!

Anyways, i always want to look at the brigher side... According to my horoscope:


TAURUS:

Today is a wonderful day for you in which you will be richly rewarded for your gentle and sensual nature. Love is coming your way, dear Taurus, so be on the lookout to receive what you deserve. Expose your feelings instead of trying to shelter them from the world. More likely than not, other people are probably feeling similar things, and they will be relieved to hear that they are not alone.

Certain matters regarding love and romance may be the cause for a bit of tension, Eunice. Over-inflated egos may be getting in the way of important communication that needs to take place in order for there to be harmony between you and your romantic partner. You may find that you are a bit more argumentative than usual. Sparks of disagreement are likely to flare up into huge bonfires if you are not careful. Keep the fire extinguisher handy.

Week of August 21, 2006:

Once again there seems to be plenty going on in your home zone. Mercury will oppose Neptune at the start of the week, so don’t commit to any plan or scheme that doesn’t sound 100 percent viable, as it probably isn’t. The support of others will be most welcome on Tuesday, so don’t take it for granted. If someone offers a helping hand, don’t refuse. Be good to yourself. There is going to be a New Moon in Virgo on Wednesday, which will occur in your love and creativity zone. Use this dynamic power to get a new relationship off the ground or to start new projects associated with your own business. Although there may be incidents that need careful handling this week, don’t let them stop you from enjoying your passion, whether in work or in love. Mars is also in this zone, so it will become very energized. This is where you can expect results if you apply yourself. Mercury will trine Pluto on Thursday, which paves the way for some powerful conversation. If you need to clear the air and invite positive healing into the situation, this would be the time to do so. Your efforts may be thwarted on Saturday, but with patience it will all work out.



Criss-cross


Don't look at me
like I'm a stranger. You smile
with your accusing eyes concealing
the confusion that my [non]presence
brings. We were too in-
different. Not the repairable
and cute difference
people surpass. Ours is permanent
and destructive. "You don't get it."
You whispered while I was
sleeping. You thought I was sleeping.
I was awake, brushing my hand
ever so gently with yours. I wanted
you to see that I do get it. I want
it too. Happiness. We are not that
different you know. We both want to be out.
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image from POST SECRET
If you can be happy, then there's no reason why I can't be happy too.


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image from POSTSECRET

What's your POST-MIDTERMS plan?

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Sunday, August 20:

Not everything needs to be said, especially when it comes to a potential new cutie. Discretion is so much more powerful during moments like these. Actions communicate with twice as much force now.

Mel: I swear, after midterms ipa-pamper ko un sarili ko.
Patty: Magpapa-manicure pedicure ko.
Mel: Papa-Belo ako.
Haze: Ica skating tayo. Pamasahe tayo!
Eunice: Manlalalaki ako.
[tingin lahat, tawa!]

Back to Normal...

and as you all know by now, a normal day for me would be a day of a lot of funny conversations and experiences...

Luigi: [re: Admiralty class] I can just imagine Koko if he's in my class. When he's asked about "Seamen"... Imagine all the "seamen", the possibilities will be endless. Seamen all over the place.
Euns: Admiralty? What's it about?
Luigi: May question nga, "What is a boat? What's your legal basis?"
Euns: Ayun na nga.
Typical after exam conversation.

Rach: [After visiting her new nephew at Manila Doctors] Di ko na-check, baka nagasgasan un car ko. Pero wala naman effect, puro gasgas na rin naman un e!
Tama nga naman.
Cathy: [About an alleged social climber] She asked me, Do you drive? Sabi ko Oo... tapos sabi nya, I drive too! Sa isip ko naman, e ano ngayon?

Basta maisingit na lang e no.
Patty: Alam ko na kung ano tawag samin nila Ana at Carlo pag magkakasama kami, BULAG, PIPI'T BINGI.
Napakanta ako ng, "Bulag pipi't bingi, bulag pipi't bingi longilonglonglong!"
At Starbucks, I went to the washroom and on my way out, i nonchalantly turned the lights off. Wala na ito! Feeling ko nasa bahay na lang ako. Good job.

Paano mo papatayin si Eunice?


Warning: This is not a feel good entry. Yes I am human and yes, I sometimes get hurt.
“Ako alam ko kung paano papatayin si Eunice, mansanas. Gagamit ka ng mansanas tapos ilalagay mo sa bibig nya.”
It was an unexpected banter and I obviously felt like I was back in high school. I felt like a loser, worse I felt like an unappreciated kid. I sometimes think of how people talk about me behind my back, I often wonder how people describe me when I can’t hear them and I think about the sincerity of people when they give me assuring compliments of how pleasant a person I am. I never fully believed them because at the back of my mind, I think of my imperfections… and these aren’t few. One of my biggest fears I have is that people don’t see the things that I have to offer because all they see is a funny fat woman. Not that it’s totally a bad thing, it’s just frustrating.
Tonight, I got reminded of that day when one of my classmates in high school called me “Baboy” and all I was able to do was silently cry in class. I got reminded of that day when I accidentally heard another guy schoolmate talking about me, saying…” Si Eunice? Ung baboy? Un matabang un?” and I had to run to the washroom to calm myself down because of embarrassment. I don’t hate them, I never did, and in fact these people are good friends of mine now… I easily forgive because I know that they didn’t mean to hurt me. But it’s too bad that I never forget. Not because of hatred for them but because these moments forever scarred me. I know I should lose weight; I get reminded every time I look at myself in the mirror. I live with myself you know. I’m never enough. I’m never complete until I lose these pounds I guess. Kung nakakapayatl lang sana ang pag-iyak.
I felt like a loser and unfortunately, even the most mouth-watering cake didn't do the trick. I still ate a few bites; it’s ironic that he tried to appease me by bribing me with a cake. He was right, he did kill me with that.

CANDY

NAKAKAMISS KAYO!!
Euns: Koks! Make me smile now na! Miss you much. Goddamn MIDTERMS' making me grumpy.
Koks: Come over! Got candy.
Euns: Where you at? Im coming! Hehe.
Shem: Goodluck din sayo. We're Duh Perm, we're TAG ENAG.

Pi: Euns, mag-blog ka naman!

AWKWARD CONVERSATION:
Euns: Rimo, you're freaking me out.

Remo: I'm a freak. I will freak you left and right. [bedroom voice]

Euns: Err, Rimo... that didnt sound right.

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image from POSTSECRET







CONFIRMED

Kapag gwapo ang mga tao sa room, PANGIT ANG EXAM. Err, scratch that. Kapag kasama ko sa kwarto [that didnt sound right] ang aking Fleeting Crush, Pangit ang Exam. Grr.

In case you guys havent noticed, my Blog is slowly turning into some kind of a "SOCIETY PAGE" ala law school. I always end up talking about the people I interact with. MALAMANG. Kapag ang isang blogger ay TINATAMAD ng MALUPIT to come up with INTELLECTUALLY-STIMULATING articles, the blogger always ends up telling stories about his/her life. Ganun ako. I write for the sake of writing and sige na nga, "DOCUMENTATION". I find pleasure in reading my past enries and laugh at how unbelievably shallow I was... err, I AM.

OLATS ANG CRIM PRO. Gone are the days that I can smile and say, "Ayos, tapos na ang exam." I almost always feel sucky. Sucky recits, sucky exams, sucky social life. Whoever said "You can't have it all." actually had "You can't have anything if you're in law school." in mind.

Si Hazel kinailangan nya talaga ako kausapin tungkol sa kanyang struggle to convince herself that the "APPLE OF HER EYES" is gay. Why? Ayon sa kanya, "NAKAKAPGOD MAGKA-CRUSH SA KANYA." Ayun, tama. Pag napapagod ka na isipin mo na lang na un crush mo BAKLA. Way better. Diba Haze? :|

Di naman NEGA lahat today. [NEGA? SHARON CUNETA? NegaStar?] Sabagay natawa naman kami kay Posio tonight e. Sa kanyang mga thigh-slapping kwentos and words of wisdom.

"Sa Finals, babagsak naman talaga e. Ang mga prof, mambabagsak at mambabagsak din yan. Relax lang." - Jake Posio
Salamat Posio, that was encouraging.

Pahabol: From now on, Patty shall be called Sak. Why? Short for Patty Sakristan. Astig ka Posio, ikaw ang aming guest star tonight sa aming daily Talk Show. Apir.

Ayun pala naman.


Horoscope:

Sometimes a friend's input provides some much-needed perspective. Is it possible you're projecting something you're not aware of when it comes to love? Ask someone with a kind and honest heart.


Pre-CRIM Pro Ecstacy

Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ka-lala ang mga pangyayari sa buhay ko. I went to school to study for Crim Pro and well i got to accomplish that... and more.

Umpisa pa lang sablay na. I texted Ana while I was on my way to Starbucks to ask her if she wants me to pick her up so we can just go to school together for the mass. She didnt reply to my message to i assumed that we'd just meet up at Starbs first since it was only 'round 5pm and the mass is at 6pm. WHen i got out of mah ride, I brisk-walked my way to Starbs only to be welcomed by Ana who thought i was "imposing" the picking her up. We then ended up going back inside with no table to "come home" to because Ana left her table to wait for me. Ayos.

After a few minutes, we decided to go to school. Ok naman. Went to the library, to Mass... then Mongkok at Powerplant for dinner. Lea and Joan concidentally decided to have dinner at Mongkok too so i got reminded of Thea's story about Lea.

Thea: Nakakatawa talaga un blockmate nyo. Si Lea.
Patty and Euns: Lea? (since we have to Lea's in the block)
Thea: Uhmm. Basta kasi kanina bigla na lang nya hiniritan si Ona... "Ona, mag-isa ka lang sa Dorm? Nagdadala ka ba ng lalaki don?"
Patty: Buti na lang di sya nasapak ni Ona.
Thea: Tapos tinanong nya ko... "Paano kayo uuwi, BMW?"
Euns: BMW?
Thea: By Means of Walking.
Euns and Patty: Definitely Lea Santos.

Anyway, after dinner we went back to Starbucks to resume our studying for Crim Pro. After a few minutes, I think, I went to the washroom and when I got out, I was halted by a "mala-SHAKE RATTLE and ROLL SCREAM". People froze. Then we were welcomed by the sight of CJ running towards Patty.. she almost tripped. Seryoso, tumigil ang takbo ng oras sa Starbucks... for a second i saw panic in the eyes of the Korean customers sa Sofa. Si Ralph at Chingky ay nanatiling nakatayo lamang. Sino ang dahilan ng HAVOC na ito? Walang iba kundi si Kyle. Bakit?

Kasi ang magaling na si Kyle, tumayo sa harapan ni CJ sa labas ng Starbs [nakaupo kasi si CJ sa "carinderia" part of Starbucks, so nakaharap sa glass] at kumatok habang nakatingin na parang maligno. Panic attack talaga si CJ. Shemps, para sa aming di naman talaga directly involved, LAUGHTRIP lang sya. Si Kyle nga sa katarantahan, napalakad palayo sa Starbucks. Grabe.

Pero di pa don nagtapos ang string of kabaliwan na dulot ni Kyle. He sat kasi sa table namin at maya-maya ay may dumating na dalawang kalalakihan. Bigla na lang sya bumulong... "Artista yata un nasa likuran ni Ana, pumipirma ng Autograph e... kapatid ni Rannie Raymundo" Akala ko naman nagbibiro lang sila ni Patty but noooooo... totoo palang may karir un kapatid ni Rannie Raymundo. Payn. Pero ang nakakatawa ay ang kasama nya. Kasi may time na maingay talaga lahat ng tao, tapos nagkataon na when this "kasama of Rannie Raymundo's brother" called someone sa phone, tahimik na. So nun bigla na lang sya nagsalita ng malakas at sinabing, "Hello? Ma'am Something[di ko narinig o maalala un pangalan nun tinawagan nya e].. naayos ko na po.. Ayy, pwede po ba kay Ma'am Something?" nakita ko ang pag-angat ng mga ulo ng mga law students na nag-aaral. Sabay-sabay. Napukaw ang kanilang curiosity ng lalaking ito. Wala na. Nagtawanan na lahat. Kasi naman.

Last na...

Kyle: Pwede ba mag-file ng complaint ang prosecutor kahit na walang ibang tao na nagrereklamo for the crime?
Patty: Pwede yata. Diba Euns?
Euns: Oo, kasi wala naman nakalagay na prohibitione. Since People of the Philippines naman im assumin unless Private Crim pwede? (Tingin kay Kyle)
Kyle: Un halimbawa bigla na lang sya magdesisyon talaga na mag-file ng kaso?
Euns: Pag ganun? TOPAK un. Ano sya nagising na lang isang umaga tapos sabi nya, "Today, im gonna file a complaint."?
ANa: I am an eaver beaver prosecutor. I wanna file a case. [Maykakaiba pang tono]
[Natawa na lahat]

Di pa pala last... dumating kasi si Bingky tapos bigla na lang nya tinawag si Patty at natawa sila pareho. Syempre naman nagtaka kami ni Ana so sinabi samin ni Patty ang dahilan through a "note sa Post-it"...

Kasi kahapon sabi ni Ryan, un guy daw na kasama nun girl. Mukhang D.I.

Tiningnan ko sya at... totoo nga. [Not that there's anything wrong with being a Dance Instructor] Meron lang kasing AURA na parang uhmm, any moment bigla na lang sya magt-tango. Basta.

Bilang pagpapatuloy ng aking HOROSCOPE mania:


Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 17:

The stars kick it up a notch. You are hot, hot, hot. Why sit at home wasting all that energy on your houseplants? Grab a friend and get out, even if it's only to a local coffee shop for some after-work lattes (decaf, of course).
Yihee Euns. May plano na. Lalaki na lang ang kulang.

JUICY HOROSCOPE


Dear Eunice,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, August 16:

You're at the center of all the hustle and bustle in your increasingly busy routine. It may start to feel like just that -- routine -- but rest assured that all your actions have meaning and import, even the tiniest ones.

Is admiration a solid basis for a relationship? Who cares? It's more than promising for a delightful flirtation. Someone you like and know has the same feelings for you. It's time to exchange some witty repartee.

This connection with you-know-who might be effortless, but the long-term maintenance might mean more of a challenge. You think it's worth the sparks for the heat that you two can generate in the long run.

Pwede! Sabi ko nga kay Mel, partnership. Pwede academic o kaya emotional.


USAPANG MORE THAN LASING

Everything was great when we noticed Carlo's change in mood. Ces went to the washroom and our weird conversation began...

Eunice: Carlo, relax! Watcha movie.
Carlo: Parang bigla kasi akong hinabol ng pagod.
Eunice: (seryoso, tingin sa mga mata ni Carlo) di ka nakatakbo?
Carlo: (tingin kay Eunice, half-smile)
Eunice: Dapat nagtago ka na lang.
Carlo: (1/4 smile)
Eunice: (pause, tingin sa malayo, natawa) Na-imagine kita na pinapalo mo si PAGOD.
[moment of silence]

Continuation of the RC Dialogue

RC: Seryosong seryoso si Eunice. Sineseryoso nyo talaga un Crim Pro ha?
Eunice: Wag mo kakalimutan un all-black mo ha? Pati socks. [see previous entry as to why]
Patty: Ayos, Michael Jackson... kitang-kita edad mo RC ah?
Eunice: Ok na rin un all black kesa all-white... KUYA GERMS labas mo nun.
RC: (masarap na tawa)
Patty: Langya kayong dalawa. Euns, pinapatulan mo pa ha. Nagpapatulan pa kayo sa mga hirit.
Seryoso nakakabobo talaga ang law school. Partnership? Jus ko po. Mahirap na madali. Ewan ko ba.

May joke nga pala si Patty.


Patty: Bakit dahan-dahan binubuksan ni San Pedro (di ko rin gets kung bakit si San Pedro o baka mali lang un dinig ko...) un medicine cabinet?
Euns: Bakit?
Patty: Baka kasi magising un sleeping pills.
Euns: Ah. Sige, aral na.
Sabaw. Sabaw talaga mga utak ng mga tao.

Nega Nego.

Whatta way to start my MIDTERMS, the upperclassmen warned us about Nego but i didn't expect it to be this frustrating. I'm not gonna be a drama queen and accept it like a grown woman... not. It's so weird, i mean, i really did study for that exam and i was pretty confident that it wouldnt be as bad as what a lot of people say about it, but NO! Everybody felt dumb, it's like staring at the test questions and seeing hieroglyphics or something. Natapos ko, given na un, nasagutan ko, ang malaking tanong, TAMA BA ang SAGOT ko?! Oh well ROckwell. That's life bread knife. Bahala na banana.

Side kwento: I found a new source of joy. RC. He's unbelievably entertaining. A few days ago, we got to chat with him and he gave us the idea of wearing a Kamatayan costume for the exams. If you were there you would really laugh at how funny his whole idea is. From then on, i would always joke to him about it. Today, just before my Nego exam and his Poli Law exam, we had small talk.

Euns: Wow, you're wearing black. Is this the kamatayan costume?
RC: Oo nga e black. Pero next week totoo na, all-black pati medyas.
Euns: Pati eyeliner? (napaisip, "Bakit kaya pati medyas?")
RC: Oo, black din dapat pati medyas kasi kung white... MICHAEL JACKSON na un.
Euns: [laughtrip na at naisip, "Shem? Naalala mo ba nun tinutukso ka ni Pepe na Michael Jackson?]

Laughtrip na. I therefore conclude that RC is really funny. Apir tayo jan Mr. Posadas!


After Nego, napag-usapan namin ni Ana na umulan ng mga aesthetically-pleasing na kalalakihan sa mga rooms namin. Sabi nga nya, "Is this God's way of balancing everything?" Kasi kung olats ang exam, at least may lalaki. Haha. Ok ang logic namin diba? Kasi in my room, nandun ang aking si Fleeting Present Crush na mainitin ang ulo at ang BSB2 ni Melo. At well, mejo good-looking crowd nga, at ayon din naman kay Ana ay ganun din sa room nya. I therefore conclude na kung gwapo ang mga kasama mo sa room, MAHIRAP ANG EXAM.

In the evening, we went to Starbucks to study for Partnership. Rach and I got into a really funny conversation about how "needy" we can be for Inspiration in the law school. I told her that it would've been better if there was someone who'd give m a hug after that "hellish exam" and she nodded in agreement. Then she said something about her not finding anyone she knows yummy because they're younger, then i told her... "Ok na un, kahit PANAWID GUTOM lang." Then she started laughing. Yeah, it sounded hilarious and well, desperate. But that's the point! In the law school, you need to find ways to entertain yourself to keep your sanity in tact. This is my way. To be funny.

Last kwento na. Sa Starbucks, I was desperately trying to concentrate when I heard Bingky telling the barista at Starbs that she's ordering an ensaymada. I immediately understood it as a joke. However, the barista didnt really get it so after a few seconds, the aroma of an ensaymada being heated sort of startled us. It turned out that the barista took it seriously and well, he had no idea that she was just kidding. Ang ending, napilitan s Bingky na bilin ang ensaymada sa kahihiyan. Lesson of the day: Wag magbiro sa bago at pagod na barista.

Ito pa pala, Ralph bought kasi a pastry for Patty and Patty let me taste it. When she asked me what it tastes like i said, "Masarap, lasang pichi-pichi." Tawa lang sya ng tawa. E totoo naman. Masarap pero un nga ang lasa. Mahirap tanggapin kasi ang mahal e, 125 pesos un. It wasnt the right thing to say. Pero na-appreciate ko naman. Hehehe.

Pag-uwi ko sa bahay, sakto. Lumakas ang ulan at nag-brownout. Ayun na. Kaya ngayon pa lang ako mags-start uli magreview for Partnership. Good job Euns.

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[adjective]:

Extremely extreme!



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Duh Perm Application Form

[by Yves]

1. Who is Junjun?
2. Who is Buknoy?
3. Are you a Blogger? (If yes, blog site: )
4. Nasaan ang bahay ng Duh Perm?
5. Name all the seniors.
6. Who is Perv/ Mean? What is his universal sign?
7. Do you have three-way?
8. What is Hazel’s nickname?
9. Sinong grupo ang katensyon ng Duh Perm?
10. Whose brainchild is the main plot of Duh Perm’s presentation for Theo?
11. Who is Kamahalan? Where is Kamahalan’s hacienda?
12. Who are the great dissenters?
13. Are you fond of pictorials?
14. Where do most of Duh Perm’s members’ birthdays celebrated?
15. Who discovered Maita’s fondness for glittery tops?
16. Name Duh Perm’s Magkakapatid.
17. Who usually computes everybody’s share for the bill?
18. Can you drive, or are you a Salud?
19. Whose line is “strawberry fields forever”?
20. Where do the seniors usually have pictorials?
21. Do you like planning parties?
22. Who is the original kulot na salot?
23. What was Kiboy’s speed when Duh Perm went home from Batangas?
24. Who is Miss Consti?
25. Who is the queen of shorts-ka-pa shorts?

SENTI na nga.

"Why do I keep hittin' my head with a hammer? Because it feels so good when i stop."
- Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy


[insert Eunice's sigh]

Laughter is the best medicine...

Bakit di Laughter is the best LAW? Biased sa mga doctors-to-be ang kasabihan na un ha!! [pagbigyan nyo na'ko, been studyin for hours. Stressed. Coping mechanism ito!]

Nakakatawa talaga. In the afternoon, I went straight to school to pay my tuition and to get my exam permit. I arrived at 3pm only to find out that the Cashier’s open only until 2:30pm. Ayun. Nagkita pa kami ni Noli at natawa na lang sa kamalasan namin.
Sa Starbucks naman. Yosi Break, while we were so engrossed in our discussion about a Nego problem it rained. We had to adjust our places so we wont get wet. Sa kalagitnaan ng lahat ng ito may sinasabi si Carlo kay Patty pero di sya pinapansin ni Patty, it turned out na… kalmadong sinasabi pala ni Carlo… “Patty, naipit un paa ko.” WALA NA, TAWANANG UMAATIKABO na’to. Di kami makapaniwala na kalmado si Carlo habang ang paa nya ay nasa ilalim ng silyang inuupuan ni Patty. Laughtrip ka talaga.
Pag-uwi ko naman sa bahay, pagod na pagod sa buong araw na pagsusunog ng kilay, binuksan ko ang TV at binulaga ako ng aking fave program, WALANG TULUGAN ni Kuya Germs. Sabi ni Kuya Germs,
“Panoorin po natin ang trailer ng pelikulang Kapot [napaisip ako agad kung ano un KAPOT, CAPOTE pala], Nanalo po ito ng Academy Award, ang kailangan hulaan ay kung sino ang lead actor dito. Letter A, Pilip Saymor…”

Di ko na nakayanan, tawa na lang ako ng tawa mag-isa. Da best talaga si Kuya Germs. Kasama ng mga binibigay nya sa mga guests na Grean Peas, Dishwashing paste, Never heard ASTRINGENT ni John Knight ATBP… Todong todo na talaga.

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Ne-Yo - Sexy Love
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Good luck with your get rich quick schemes.
Love,
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