THE HONGKONG CHRONICLES [SOURCE OF JOY CONVERSATION]

jersee_d_goddess : koks!
jnograles : halloo! thought you're in zambales
jersee_d_goddess : not yet.. tomorrow pa. jersee_d_goddess : at ikaw, nasan ka?
jnograles : just got back from hong kong. injured myself after some stupid antics hahahaha
jersee_d_goddess : haha, what exactly did u do?
jnograles : hmmmm i ran up the diagonal column up to the second storey of the hong kong museum of art... then i remembered that i couldn't fly so i landed on my knees and rolled towards the bay
jersee_d_goddess : ouch...
jnograles : more like moronic heehee
jersee_d_goddess : that had to come from you.. if i say moronic, it's like hittin two birds in one stone, me as the other bird [in a different setting]..
jnograles : hehehehehehe jnograles : i'll share some pics with you...
jersee_d_goddess : alrighty.

jnograles : first off, my breakfast... every tour package includes breakfast. of course, they don't explicitly state that breakfast is in your hotel. so they gave me breakfast stubs for a fastfood joint a kilometer away.
jersee_d_goddess : oook... and because you had to travel a km, you really had to take that picture.
jnograles : well, eating something that looks like a face must be memorable or nightmarish
jersee_d_goddess : haha.. true..


jnograles : i walk through the fringes of kowloon bay and find myself in the avenue of stars.and then i go sightseeing. i see a star with name that is very uhmmm i dunno how to say it... bastos. yes, bastos.
jnograles : pakshet daw pangalan niya
jersee_d_goddess : and i have to give it to you for "paying attention"


jnograles : anyway, i finally reached the mall and the first shop that greeted me made me feel a little uneasy. i swear, i fear for my kids in the future...
jersee_d_goddess : wow, this is so cool. it's like a private travel show.. morphine generation?



jnograles : moving on, i suddenly felt the call of nature so i asked where the restrooms were. of course there was a big pause due to language and communication gaps.finally i figured out that the policeman was trying to tell me that the restrooms were at the basement. so i took the stairs to the basement and this is what i found at the staircase.



jnograles : you like? wait till you see the toilet.
jersee_d_goddess: mirrors?

jnograles : and so that's my hong kong story worth telling hehehe
jersee_d_goddess : god, your vacation's so you...
jnograles : did you like?
jersee_d_goddess : LOVE IT!
jnograles : hahahaha. feel free to post it at your blog hahahahaa
jersee_d_goddess : that was what i was gonna ask you nga e...you know me too well..
jnograles : hahahaha love you too eunice
jersee_d_goddess : im just gonna post it the way you narrated it.. full credit sa'yo!
jnograles : bwahahahahahaha
jersee_d_goddess : ayan, dahil summer, kaw muna ang aking "source of joy".. kasi si Paopao ay MIA.
jnograles : hehehehehe i'm proud to be bestowed that honor. btw, wanna see the SARS version of my breakfast?
jersee_d_goddess : sure..


jnograles : here's a pic of me kicking ass


jnograles : gonna have dinner lang euns see ya in a bit
jersee_d_goddess : aight koks..
jersee_d_goddess : later!







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just like what I promised Koko,
i didnt edit anything and I posted the story, exactly the same way he narrated it.
LAUGHTRIP talaga!


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