GOODbyes.

Whoever came up with the word GOODBYE must be a man who loves irony. I dont understand why it's called a GOODBYE when in fact, people generally don't feel GOOD when they say it. Why can't it be BITTERBYE? Or Sadbye? or Badbye? Oh don't worry, I'm not depressed. It just came into mind on my way home. I was texting this friend kasi of how uncomfortable I am with goodbyes.
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Yesterday, I learned a very important pickup line from Ana. Actually, she just heard it from Rx but i feel that it's one of the most, if not the most, brillian pickup lines ever...

"Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Michelle?"

Why do i think it's brilliant? Because it's so modifiable to suit your needs... For example..

1. Treat me to dinner if I'm wrong, but are you Chad?
2. Buy me a drink if I'm wrong, but is your name Charles?
3. Take me home if i'm wrong but are you also from (insert your school)?

Diba? Diba? Ang brilliant e!
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Woohoo, NO LEGAL WRITING tomorrow. I shall therefore relax. Just Like Heaven, here we come!