Simple Pleasures

1. 5-minute breaks [anything can happen. from "text-text na lang pickup line from a STRANGER" to yosi breaks, to making fun of Haze's senyora aura, LOLO jokes about you-know-who]
2. joke time with SABAW kung SABAW law students
i.e. from Tin "true love" Plata: Ano ang pinakamalakas na bagyo?
Euns: Ano?
Tin: TUKSO.
Euns: [blank stare]
Tin: *sings... Kay rami nang, winasak na tahanan... kay rami nang, matang pinaluha.

Tin: Bakit di pwede magsuot ng grass skirt si Mahal?
Euns: Bakit?
TIn: Napapagkamalan syang sipa.

Tin: Nasa hospital daw si Mahal... nasagasaan.
Euns: *look of anticipation
Tin: ... ng Tamiya.

Patring: Nalulungkot ako.
Euns: Bakit?
Patring: Bumababa na ang kalidad ng mga jokes.

Patty: May chismis ako sayo. May kakilala tayo, three months na on the way.
Euns: [interesado]
Patty: Si Santa Claus. Three months na lang, on the way na.


3. seeing the look of confusion on the faces of non-law students... "Starbucks ba'to o library?!"
4. dwelling on the ITLOG issue [see previous entry on ITLOG]
5. paparazzi moments with Patring
6. surprise visit of LOPEZ as the cool DRIVAR and driving around Rockwell with him to "catch up with our block's KAKUPALAN"
7. Justice Aquino's "closing spiel" thanking us for giving him the opportunity to share his knowledge. [Aww!]
8. learning how to read the hymenal clock
9. looking at exit and entry wounds
10. Ana's future SHOWER scene [because she apparently understands NEGO more if she's in the shower ....

Para sa lahat ng ito. I AM HAPPY.

Icky.

Ayokong makarinig ng mga kwentong FIRST KISS. Lalo na kung TORRID.

Ayokong makarinig ng mga sorpresa na nagi-involve ng lalaking naka-brief lang.

BAWAL ANG LOVE PAG FINALS. Walang logic ang love.

Clutter Bin ALERT

I felt smart today. Both my SALES and Nego recits were ok... plus, LAND TITLES quiz was tolerable. [*winks]

DuhPerm had dinner at Goodearth both to celebrate Ana's birthday and to sort of mark the OFFICIAL START OF THE FINALS FEVER. Kumbaga, meron kaming sariling version ng Send-offs. Un nga lang, for the FINALS. Beer, cake, chinese food at kape. Whatever's available e no?

But I'm happy. And stable. It's 4am. I have a 2pm class. Last meeting for Property. Closing time's knocking at our door again. I'm hoping for the best.

Second year first sem's not as bumpy as my past sems. FOCUS and PROPER PERSPECTIVE can get you to places.

Nagyayaya si Ricel mag-BORA sa sembreak. Sana.

May BRA ako

After tripping on ANA's egg, she decided to avenge herself by conniving with the "more respectable" people of our block into telling the others that I'm not wearing anything under my green knitted top because the spags underneath is similar to my skin's color.. Ana succeeded this time into making me blush.

lokohan portion

Mia: Eunice, ano ka ba? Bakit naman di ka nag-bra?
Eunice: Ah kasi nagsusukat-sukat ako sa kwarto ko tapos di ko na-realize na mala-late na pala ako. So sabi ko, di naman siguro nila mapapansin kahit na knitted na butas-butas un damit ko kasi busy sila.
Mia: [tawa] Kadiri un a.


so for the nth TIME... may BRA ako. Masyadong mahirap for me kung it-try ko na pumasok sa school na wala un. Although I once had a prof in UP who vowed never to wear bra as a sign of her being in touch with her femininity. Still. I'm not into that.

Klasmeyt: Bakla ba si ________?
Everyone: Oo naman!
Klasmeyt: Sabi nun friend nya di raw e. In touch lang daw sa feminine side nya.
Euns: Baka naman kasi, meron lang KONTING part nya na in touch pa sa MASCULINE SIDE kaya di pa nya ma-declare.
Kyok: Bakla un, sya un tipong di mo na tatanungin e. Pagkakita mo pa lang ang assumption na agad, shit bakla 'to.

Prof: Alonzo?
Patty: [tawa] Sir she texted and said that she's coming.
Euns: Ayos a, prof.
Patty: imbes kasi na ang assumption dadating sya, kabaligtaran e. [smiles]


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANA CHARISSA DIAZ!

CHORIZO man...
o CHORITS
o BABY ni Pepe...


HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Senyorita DEL AGUA!

I NEED TO BREATHE

because next week is FINALS WEEK once again.

Anyways, I want to blog about something which I think would be too sensitive to blog about so I'm keeping my cyber mouth shut until I think it's time. Hehe. I think we all need to take a breather before going into THAT BATTLE once again. So I'm gonna make kwento muna of some kilig moments I had...

Remember the sharing the CORNER entry from not so long ago? Well... hmm... I am looking forward to SHARING THE ROOM with him next week. If you know what I mean. [Joey from FRIENDS' tone] Argh, you dont know what I mean. We usually have kasi the same room number during exams. [Ok FINE, giveaway na un.]

I think I might be crushing on someone new. Pero kadiri e. Ito un "FORBIDDEN CRUSH" kasi uhmm, AWKWARD.

Patty had a KILIG MOMENT today. Lea and I had to witness it. Sa HARAP PA NAMIN PATTY HA? Whatever happened to sharing your blessings?

REMEMBER the HUGGED YOU BACK entry? I think I might be given the chance to hug him soon. Why? Because he left me a message today. EMailed me actually. So.... tuloy ang ligaya.

.................................. LOVE LIFE? Blech. .......................................................

Prof: Would you still defend your client if he's doing something illegal?
Euns: If it's against the law then.... we'll find ways to circumvent the law.

Kidding! Para lang maiba sa ala-Miss Universe na sagot ni Salud.

We had our last class for Sec Trans last Monday. I must say, Atty. Aguinaldo will be one of my favorite professors in the Law School. I have nothing but praises for him.

CONGRATS GARIN!!!

Garin passed her Board Exam. It's kind of bittersweet because it means she has to leave Ateneo. Hmmp.

Nakakatawa kami ni Haze, we went to Garin's office na parang may seryosong message at bigla na lang kami sumigaw na pareho ang intonation ng... "CONGRATS GARIN!" Paglabas namin, di kami makapaniwala na ganun ang nangyari. Topak.

Patty: Gusto ko nga ihanap si Garin ng work dito na pwede parin nya tanggapin kahit teacher na sya e.
Eunice: Part-time?
Patty: Oo.
Eunice: Lady guard. [poker face]
Patty: [tawa]


Pero ano man ang mangyari, MAHAL KA NAMIN GARIN!!!!! =P At... tuloy parin ang chismisan.

The Waiting Game...

... is the silliest game.
Lame and agonizing,
it's really such a shame.
Your hands are all sweaty,
you've got your nerves to tame.
But the worst part of it
is that you'll never be the same.

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waiting for the FINALS... haay. it's like waiting for your execution.

FINALS and HORMONES

Everyone's soooo stressed. Everyone's feeling the pressure. So, we need to find time to laugh.

Patty: Pangarap ko talaga na dumating un time na makapagsuot din ako ng all-white [pertaining to Pia's all-white attire today]
Lea: Sa kasal mo.
Patty: Di, given na un e. Un gusto ko lang.
Eunice: Sige, di na rin ako maga-all white... Kitang-kita lahat e.
Patty: MUKHA AKONG SIOPAO.
[tawanang umaatikabo]
Eunice: Alam ko na kung paano malalaman na BOLA BOLA. Magheadband ka na red.
Patty: O kaya belt.
Jomaeto: "Maglagay ng RED DOT sa Noo?"

Patty: Ano ang tawag sa kuto na nasa ulo ng kalbo?
Eunice: Ano?
Patty: Homeless.

Sir Abano: *sings "that girl is your sister and your Momma don't know."

Teacher ni Sir Abano: Ano ang compound name water?
Kaklase ni Sir Abano: uhmmm.... [nataranta na..] Wa ? [ah, akala yata element... hahaha. Wa pala e.]

SI ANA at HAZEL may ITLOG.

Yes, you read it right. Si Ana at Hazel may itlog. Si Hazel ang naunang magka-itlog kay Ana. Nakuha nya un sa 7 Eleven, nung umulan. Pagbalik namin sa Starbucks dala na nya un itlog nya. Nauna sya ng mga ilang araw. Pinagpaliban ko lang ang pagbabalita na may KALAHATING DOSENANG ITLOG si Hazel dahil hinintay ko na magkaron din ng itlog si Ana nun Monday. Sinabihan namin sya magdala ng itlog as a joke din. Para lang matawa naman kami. Ganun talaga sa law school... kanya-kanyang paraan lang para maging masaya.


Re:MGA ITLOG NI HAZEL Bukod sa kalahating dosena ang mapuputi at maliliit na itlog ni hazel, pagdating namin sa Starbucks ay tinago nya ito. Ikinahihiya ni Hazel ang itlog nya. Pero at one point, bumakat parin ang itlog nya. Sabi namin sa kanya, "Hazel, bakat ang itlog mo. Alagaan mo naman..." Buong gabi namin sya sinermonan tungkol sa itlog nya.

Re: ITLOG NI ANA Pero si Ana ISA lang ang itlog. Kabaligtaran ni Hazel dahil alagang-alaga ni Ana ang itlog nya. Hawak-hawak nya ito buong araw. Malaki din ang itlog nya. Pinatago nya sakin sandali un itlog nya. At gusto nya ipa-kiss kay Kiboy un itlog nya. Oh well.

Yet Another Weird Dream

I was on my way to Rockwell, and for some unknown reason I was in Crossing. I'm with this guy [i dont remember who he is exactly, but I'm sure that I know him, the only thing that I remember is that he's tall]. We were holding hands and we stopped for a while to eat at a restaurant. Then while eating, I realized that I was late for school. So I panicked and we immediately left the resto. Then, I headed towards the MRT Station. My "GUY" didnt go with me, he just kissed me goodbye and I climed what seemed like white stairs. Then at the end of the white stairs, I was greeted by a nice woman asking me if I want the special or the regular ticket [but we all know that there's no SPECIAL AND REGULAR TICKET SA MRT]. Of course I chose to buy the SPECIAL TICKET. Magically, a pathway emerged and the girl asked me to just step on a certain portion of the pathway... then the pathway went up and I was brought to a really lovely mansion. The "pathway" led to a room which was supposed to be mine. I was feeling awkward so I looked around. Then I was welcomed by all these foreign men and women. Most of 'em are caucasian but there are a LOT OF HOT LATINO GUYS [this I can explain why,hehe]. They were asking me to hangout, so I did. We drank at the, hangout at the jacuzzi and swam at the pool. We played tennis and just started to get to know all these strangers. Then, Ana and Kiboy came.. asking me why I still am not on my way to school. So, I told 'em to wait for me 'coz I'm just gonna get my stuff in my room. On my way back to my room, I got lost. Then I felt really tired. I was basically gasping for air because I felt soooo tired while walking. When I reached my room, there was somebody else on my bed. I just walked away and tried to loko for Kiboy and Ana. I was breathing heavily.


THEN I WOKE UP.
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