TOPAK

Patty: [tonong PROTECTIVE MOTHER] O Carlo ikaw na bahala dito ha? Ikaw na bahala sa kotse at kay Eunice, lock nyo ang pinto. [umalis pero di sinara ang pinto]
Carlo : Tignan mo 'tong si Patty, ang lakas magbilin sabay di man lang sinara ang pinto.
Euns: Nagpaka-responsible pa e no?
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[naghihintay sa loob ng kotse, si Carlo ay naka-barong ako ay nasa Passenger Seat]

Carlo: Ayos 'to... Chauffeur na Chauffeur ang dating ko.
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WASHROOM: May bag sa tabi ko na kamukha ng bag ni Ces, lumabas si Patty from the cubicle at naghahanap ng brush, nakita ang bag at tinanong ako.. "Is this Ces' bag?" at sumagot ako, "I think so." so nagsimula maghanap si Patty ng brush.. but NOOOO!!! Di pala kay Ces un, it turned out na sa ibang babae pala un bag na katabi namin at nag-aayos din. Ayon, mawawalan pa tayo ng GOOD MORAL CHARACTER ng di oras.
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[bago manood ng sine naisipan namin ni Carlo bumili sa Tropical Hut, after a few bites]

Carlo: Mas ok talaga ang grilled burger kesa dun sa mga other burgers. Di masyadong oily...
Eunice: Oo naman, juicing-juicy pa..
Ces: Ayos a, kulang na lang camera para na kayong nagsh-shoot ng commercial.
[tawa]
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Traffic ng sobra sa EDSA, dahil gutom na gutom na kami at more than an hour na kami sa kotse lahat (Haze, Ces, Carlo at ako) ay talagang mego agitated na. Ok lang, normal na kulitan ng biglang.... BINUKSAN NI CES ANG BINTANA AT PUMITAS NG MGA DAHON SA WALL (un nagtatakip ng rail ng MRT) Ayos, TOPAK talaga.
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Bumili na kami ng ticket for the film, ok na ang lahat at nag-decide na maghiwa-hiwalay kami muna para makakain sila Haze at para magyosi kami nila Patty... But no, nakalimutan namin kunin ang movie tickets after magbayad. Lahat kami in-assume na may kukuha. Naweirdohan un cashier girl, buti na lang di pa huli ang lahat noon na-realize namin na wala sa amin un ticket. TOPAK talaga.
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Pagpasok ng sinehan ginuide kami nun CINEMA usher to our seats, kaya lang may isang girl na nago-occupy nun isa sa mga seats na ni-reserve namin.. So Patty asked her in english and the girl (this is accdg to Patty) sort of had a hard time to answer her due to language constraints, handa na sana kami mang-away nang tinawag namin un USHER at na-realize nya na mali un tinuro nyang seat sa amin. PAHIYA kami. Salamat.

Same USHER, ginuide nya this sort of old lady, sabi nun lady.." San ba kami? Sa kabilang side? Ayy sus, bakit dito mo kami pinapadaan?" I therefore conclude na sablay syang talaga.
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Nag-start un film, first time lumabas si Anne Hathaway, the girls behind us at the same time said, "Sya un sa PRINCESS DIARIES!!!" with much enthusiasm, natanggap na namin ni Hazel na it's gonna be an interesting experience.
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Sobrang feel na feel ko habang nanonood ng The Devil Wears Prada, un sa scene na pinapakilala si Miranda [Meryll Streep] bago sya mag-speech pagkatapos sabihin un name nya MUNTIK NA KONG PUMALAKPAK. Seryoso, nakalimutan ko na pelikula lang sya. Buti na lang napigilan ko sarili ko.

Napagod ako kaka-react sa kagandahan ng mga clothes at shoes. Nakakapagod ang pelikulang ito!

Kapatid nga Kita...

After a more than tiring Friday I got home only to be cracked up by my "manang-mana sa ate" sister. I didnt see her in her room so I asked my brother where she is, Ichie said she's in the bathroom peeing... When she got out I noticed that she took a shower and was sort of panicking. I thought it was weird so I asked her why she took a shower... she said, "Bakit? Anong oras na ba?" and I gave her the "not again" look and said, "1 am." Natawa na lang sya kasi it turned out that she woke up and "THOUGHT THAT MY MOM WAS WAKING HER UP... WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE SHE APPARENTLY HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL EARLY." Err, i think it was too early. LAUGHTRIP talaga.
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disclaimer: My sister's really intelligent and no she is not mentally incapacitated [at least not in the normal definition of mental incapacity], let's just say whatever IT is, it runs in the family... hehe

I Dont Need This

Dear Drama King,

I cant believe you denied my friend request. No wonder people hate you. I regret wasting my time on you and your stupid antics.

Love,
Drama Queen

RECITS

I was called to recite for Negotiable Instruments the other day and as expected SOMETHING HAD TO HAPPEN. At the exact moment that I stood from my chair, the LAW SCHOOL BLUE BABBLE BATTALION began their daily routine of CHEERING FOR THE BARRISTERS. It's bad enough that I got called to recite on the codal [synonymous to CONFUSION from one to sawa!] but having to recite while people are cheering outside was too much for me to handle. Buti na lang my professor was also in a good mood so we got into a conversation as to whether or not I would want to hear the pep squad cheering for me. All I said was that it's Ateneo's way of pressuring the BARRISTERS into DOING WELL. Which by the way brings me to my inviting you guys to go to FLYING COLORS: 2006 Send-Off Party at the Ateneo Professional Schools Atrium. I'll be hosting that thingamajiggie...

Yesterday, I recited in my Criminal Procedure class. I was doing sort of fine when my professor narrated this story about an accused charged with BIGAMY, whom after he was informed of the details of the complaint was asked to enter his plea, said, "Ayos na yan Judge!" My professor jokingly asked me what the accused couldve meant when he sait it and I gave him a straight face and answered, "Well sir, it's either he's pleading guilty or he was talking about the other woman being AYOS according to his experience." The class laughed. They often ask me how I am able to joke while reciting and really I dont plan to say all the things that I say, it's just that I couldnt help but drop a funny one-liner or two if given the opening.

Ok lang, at least di na ON DECK sa Crim Pro next time... hmm, ayon nga kay Ricel OFF DECK. Ayos.

Thanks a Lot Patty.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Bon is your soulmate.

You truly love Japhet.

You consider Abby your true friend.

You know that Amitz is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Atoy for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Angel is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Jason is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Ana is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Ana changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Ces is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Ces has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Your Quirk Factor: 55%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

How Quirky Are You?

You Are 52% Lady

You're part lady, part modern woman. Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.

Are You A Lady?

You Are 36% Pure

You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it. Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

How Pure Are You?

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt. You want to be with someone who's a success. A person with the right job, right family, right clothes... In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

You Are Smokin' Hot

You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal. Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally.

Are You Hot?

Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino

Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

Your Stripper Song Is

Super Freak by Rick James "That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine" Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny.

What Song Should You Strip To?

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What Do People Envy About You?

Kakiligan + MISHAPS = Eunice

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 31:

Your passionate commitment to a cause wins all kinds of attention, including that certain cutie. However, you have more important things on your mind. Never fear -- they know you're worth waiting for.

Yihee, i'm so kilig. [tonong nang-iinis] I was chattin' with Rach kanina about a "relinquished" infatuation for this guy who recently reappeared in my life. Met him a few years ago and well, he's really smart. I showed Rach his picture and she agreed about my assessment that he's some kind of a CUTE. Haha. I therefore conclude na nag-uumpisa na kami manlalaki. Kiddin!

Nakakatawa si Anton, he asked me about the "IMAGINED CONVERSATION" that I posted a few weeks ago.He specifically asked me, "Type mo ba si ___?" And I said, "Gwapo sya. Na-appreciate ko. Bakit mo naman natanong?" It turned out na niloloko nya ako at inaasar na kung gusto ko,dahil nga matagal na sila magkakilala pwede ko sya maging BACKER. Laughtrip ka talaga Anton.

Si Ricel nakakatawa kanina. I was on my way to Justitia for our SALES class when I bumped into her. She was on her way out of the school so I asked her, "San ka pupunta? 12 class natin diba?" At ayun na, akala nya 1pm pa ang class. Ricel kasi e, ang dami "iniisip"... hehe.

Pauwi na ko para tapusin ang isa nanamang araw sa kamalas-malasang buhay ko, natapatan ko ay isang MAINITIN ANG ULONG CAB DRIVER. Umpisang-umpisa pa lang, dahil nawala sa loob namin ni Patty na ibigay ang instruction na kumaliwa sya, SINERMONAN NYA KAMI NA WAG DAW NAMIN UNAHIN ANG KWENTUHAN? Why not??! Di pa don nagtapos, pagbaba ni Patty bigla sya bumait at nanghihingi ng dagdag na 30 pesos... Pagkatapos nang nasa JP RIzal na kami, MEGA MURA SYA sa mga jeepney na nag-cause ng traffic. Talk about MOOD SWINGS at its best... Lume-level up sya!!!

All In a Day's [non]WORK

While waiting for our Crim professor, I got into a chismisan with Patty, Jamie, Ces and Pia. So, you all guessed it right, Pia became tonight's SOURCE OF JOY. Why? Well, she gave us a glimpse of the things she experienced in UAAP basketball games, some of which i found to be really funny thatI just had to write 'em in my blog...

Kwento 1:
Everybody's feeling the pressure, you hear people screaming from all directions... You're definitely ok with it because after all, you're in a freaggin' basketball game. Suddenly, an old guy with his kids starts giving everyone "irritated and agitated looks", you then wonder what his problem is, the guy ends your curiosity by saying, "Why are you guys so noisy? Naiingayan ang mga kids, nagugulat sila!" [in his angry tone, the "ako-ang-tama-makinig-kayo-sakin" tone]

Tanong: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT DUDE? It's not like you're in a prayer meeting you know. I REPEAT: YOU'RE IN AN EFFIN' BASKETBALL GAME!

KWENTO 2:
Natatalo ang Ateneo, people are actually blaming the referees and because we're in the PHILIPPINES people are cursing these referees in FILIPINO. Totally acceptable and expected. Sabi nga nila, you tend to express your emotions in the language you are most comfortable with. MURA KUNG MURA ng biglang may sumigaw... "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU REF?!! HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU??!!" [amidst all the putang ina mo's, this "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU accusation" was delivered with the Kris Aquino/ Heart Evangelista twang]

Sabi ni Pia... "Uhmm, mag-tagalog ka na lang kaya muna baka marinig ka pa ng ref?" Ayun.

But Pia's kwentos didnt stop there, When asked WHY SHE DOESNT SMOKE she said...

"It's for vanity's sake. It's not even for my health. I just dont wanna have wrinkles. People can't see your lungs, but your face??? My God!" Tama nga naman. I swear she was so entertaining. You guys should meet her.

CRIM CONVERSATIONS:

Justice: Do you know what the meaning of insolvent is? Insolvent.. WALA KA NA PAG-ASA, WALA KA NANG VALUE! Ang natitira na lang sayo bra at panty o kaya brief!
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Justice: Is DESTIERRO a PRINCIPAL [penalty]?
Classmate: No sir, ACCOMPLICE. (uhmm, ano surname ni DESTIERRO? Pwede pala sya maging accomplice, why not!]
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Justice: What is Civil Liability?
Classmate: Sir, CIVIL LIABILITY?
Justice: [irritated look] Ano ba sinabi ko?
[insert class' laughter]
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[ROLLCALL]
Justice: (insert SURNAME of CLASSMATE)?
Euns: Sir, she's sick.
Justice: Nakamini skirt kasi sya the last time e. Sinipon.
(insert awkward/ iiling-iling laughter)

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PARTNERSHIP CLASS

Classmate: Sir, the FIRM NAME of the partnership should include the names of the people who are to be held liable for the transactions which the partnership enetered into. It is a requirement for the partnership to be allowed to operate.
Sir: Ibig mo ba sabihin un doctor ko na member ng isang partnership na ang name ay ORTHOPEDIC Co. di pwede mag-operate? Di naman siguro ORTHOPEDIC pangalan nya diba?
[insert class' laughter]
Euns: (bulong kay Ana) First name kaya un o surname? Posible din diba? Ang sad kung pangalan mo, Eunice Orthopedic. Tapos ka nun.

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Before SALES

Noli: HOw much itong aviator shades mo?
Mia: Bigay lang yan sakin e, pero mga around 5,500.
Noli: Wag na lang... di na lang ako magsh-shades?
Mia: Why? It's ok na considering that it's VINTAGE.
Euns: Alam ko na, "It's sooo cheap..."
Mia: Shut up.

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Patty's Joke:

Patty: Naniniwala ka ba na ang ibon ay walang hands?
Euns: Oo. [with the nawe-weirdohan look]
Patty: Pero bakit sabi sa kanta... "Why do birds suddenly APIR?"
Euns: [BUBBLE GANG LOOK]

PEELING THE OIL SPILL

Let me start by saying that I laughed when Arroyo, instead of giving PETRON hell, decided to play GUIMARAS ADVOCATE by advising the public that we shouldnt call the OIL SPILL, "The GUIMARAS OIL SPILL" because it damages the image of the place. Err, as far as im concerned, the place is in big trouble if we dont REALLY START CLEANING THAT SPILL UP. No matter how or what we call this fiasco, it won't really matter for as long as the threat remains.

Which brings me to this lovely ONLINE PETITION that I actually signed last week and was meaning to post it here but totally forgot about it for reasons which aren't really enough to absolve my lack of vigilance. When Raffy sent it to the ateneolaw yahoogroup, i got reminded of my "intent to help out", thus this entry.... [reposted from email]

CLICK THIS!
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/guimaras/

Personal comments from " froilan@greenminds.net":

Friends,

I am deeply touched by those who have signed the petition above, and those
who have emailed me personally to express their support and prayers for
Guimaras. Your thoughts and words have uplifted a deeply wounded spirit.
Thank you very much.

Still, so much has to be done. And yet, there are little things we can do
(and we don't even have to give up the comforts of our daily life). With
just a few clicks, you may be able to help and be counted in this battle.
How?

1. Please sign the online petition.

I will personally make sure that this petition will reach Petron, the Coast
Guard, DENR, our senators when they conduct the public hearing on this
matter (one is scheduled this Monday) and all concerned agencies. In short,
your effort will not be wasted. This petition will also be used in a
documentary we're making on the oil spill (more on this below).

2. Please forward this email to your friends.

Our cry will not be heard when we have 10 votes. We need the support of
everyone. This issue is beyond one's political beliefs, religious
affiliations or whatever personal convictions that may have. This is basic
humanitarian issue.

I also would like to share with you my plans regarding this issue.

Next week, I'll be going home to Guimaras. It will be painful to go home
and see the damage caused by this oil spill, but somehow I feel that I have
to be part of the clean up and see for myself the real situation. I am
expecting to see a picture that is sadder than what we see on television.

With the support of CEAE (and the understanding of my current employer,
Mother Earth Foundation), I will be spending a few days in Guimaras to
shoot a DOCUMENTARY. We hope to document not only the ecological impact of
this disaster (the hectares of mangroves, the marine sanctuary, the turtle
sanctuary, etc), but most importantly we hope to document how the lives of
the people of Guimaras was affected. From health problems to lost
livelihood, from incompetent/ inefficient agencies and officials to local
heroes and the hopes of the Guimarasnons, we hope to capture these and more
in a film that we may be able to share with you someday.

As I have mentioned above, the signature campaign will also be used in the
documentary. We hope to show that this oil spill is not merely a problem of
Guimaras (or the Visayan area for that matter), but also is a loss shared
by the entire Filipino people.

Again, thank you for the support and the prayers.

Froilan Grate
froilan@greenminds.net

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It's just a click away guys, a few minutes of your time will go a long way if you sign the petition.

I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE II

Natapos ang mahaba-habang inuman ng alas-tres ng umaga... but no... I had to wake up at 7am to go to the Ateneo Law's SPORTSFEST. Opo, nagsports fest pa ang lola mo.

Euns: [text message] Patty, i'm on my way na to Starbucks.
Patty: Euns, im outside na..
Euns: Err Patty. Ill be there in a few minutes. May binili lang ako.
Patty: [kahit kelan talaga si Eunice,LATE]

So, can I just say na si MEL na gumising sa amin ay naunahan pa namin. Isa syang perky kung perky na ALARM CLOCK. Haha. Pero wag ka, nun ginising nya ako ay nasa shower na ko nun. EXCITED, Yihee. =p (inside joke)

Pero syempre di ito normal na araw kung walang kalokohan.

1. Naupo ako sa bangko para tumulala at isipin kung bakit ko ginawa na nagpakalasing ng 3am at nagsportsfest ng 8am... kung bakit ko ginawa na di nagbreakfast at kung bakit hanggang ngayon amoy chico parin ako ng biglang... nag-appear ang isang bola na talagang walan sasantuhin, SERYOSO sa mukha ko sya dumaan, naramdaman ko un hangin na pinroduce ng velocity ng bolang iyon. SERYOSO, kung natamaan ako nun... SIGURADONG HILO AKO!

2. Ok na, nag-settle down na ako... Kalmado na. What are the chances na uulit nanaman? [INSERT number one for the story]

3. Naghahanda na ako para manood lamang, sitting pretty ako pagkatapos makipag-laro ng volleyball kay Jacqui... dumating si Patty, "Euns, butas un pants mo."

Dahan-dahan ako tumingin, in denial at umaasa na maliit lang ang butas. But NOOOOOOOOO! Isa syang malaking butas sa crotch. as in, WARAAAAAAAAAAAK! Panic Mode. Naghahanap ng shorts, pants, dahon o kung ano man na pwede ko suotin. Until na-realize ko na may dala ako pants.. pero di bagay sa Rubber shoes. Buti na lang nakahiram si Patty ng shorts for me kung hindi Jimmy Santos attire ako.

4. Ayos na sana, pero syempre di pwedeng matapos ng ganun ganun lang! Di ako nakapag-wax / shave ng legs. Para akong may bigote sa legs... Nagkaron tuloy ako ng dilemma, BARBARIC legs o JIMMY SANTOS ATTIRE? Noong umpisa pinili ko ang BARBARIC legs, pero di ko kineri kaya nag-JIMMY SANTOS attire na lang ako. TUtal naman kahit si AJ naka-jimmy santos attire e.

5. Pauwi, akala namin ni Patty nagkaintindihan na kami. But no, wala palang u-turn slot sa kinananan namin. So, napunta kami JP RIzal na... pagbalik namin, di napwede dumirecho si Patty kaya kinailangan ko mag-foot bridge. Ito po ang catch, sa ordinary day, ok lang un. Pero sa AMATS day bigla ako nagkaron KALULAAN factor. Nakikita ko un mga sasakyan sa baba, para akong masusuka at hihimatayin.

Kaya naman I therefore conclude na I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. INUMAN at SPORTSFEST? Minsan lang mangyari yan sa isang law student na katulad ko. Yipee.

I ALMOST DIED

Today's supposed to be a typical class day, i took my cab not knowing that it's not gonna be soo normal after all. [well, forgetting that a typical day for me is not that typical for other people] A few minutes before arriving at Rockwell, my cab had to have a "nerve-wracking encounter" with a van with an 8 plate number. Yeah, it's a congressman's car and i felt scared for my life. Why?

My cab driver sort of swerved or changed lanes because the jeepney in front of us abruptly stopped. It was purely accidental and it's one of those occasions where i would attest to it and one of the fewer occasions where i will side with a cab driver [because based on experience, they're almost always the cause of aberya] The cab driver didnt realize that there was a speeding van behind us, yeah, it was the "CONGRESSMAN VAN" and we later found out that he got totally pissed off when:

1. He almost side-swiped us when he drove past our cab.
2. He stayed on our lane and abruply stopped thus making me and the driver panic. Sabi nun driver ko, "Bakit kaya sya galit na galit? Di naman natin sinasadaya."

but this was the last straw, the MOMENT OF SILENCE in this experience.

3. The van stopped in front of us and WAITED. Seriously, my heart was beating so damn fast because my cab driver seemed to want to go into a fist fight with that driver. I was thinking, "Shit, sigurado may baril un." that's why I told my driver, "Manong, pabayaan na lang po natin. Wag nyo na po patulan."

After what seemed like eternity. Napagod din kaka-threaten sa amin un van. Nakarating ako ng Ateneo in one piece. Thank God. Sabi ko nga. di ko kailangan nito before my ForMed Exam. Argh!

MINSAN LANG.

Ito ang araw na naging SOURCE OF JOY namin si Ralph. Napatunayan ko nang kahit di nya sinasadya ay nakakatawa uhmm, nakakatuwa parin sya.

Haze: Hanggang bail tayo sa CRIM PRO diba?
Kyle: Bail? Un sa lib kapag maingay ka tapos magri-ring un BAIL?
Euns: Bail? Un pag magsisimba ka, nilalagay mo sa ulo mo un BAIL?
Kyle: Di, pag sa resto tatawagin mo un waiter tapos hihingin mo na un BAIL mo...
Ralph: Bail? Pag malakas ang ulan, tawag dun BAIL? [HAIL daw... so, nagets nyo naman kung bakit mejo sablay diba? =P]
Kyle at Euns: [ngiti sabay change topic na]
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[yosi break kami naiwan sa loob si Rach nang bigla din syang lumabas]
Rach: Di ko kinaya ang kabaduyan, kailangan ko ikwento. Tinanong ako ni Kyle kung since when pa ko nag-start magyosi. Sabi ni Ralph since bata pa raw ako. Nagkatinginan kami ni Kyle tapos di namin na-gets at di sya natiis kinailangan nya ipaliwanag... "Kasi raw, nun bata pa daw ako tinatawag na ako. "Yo! Sy!" thus YOSI.
Lahat kami: [tawa] Ahhh... kahit kailan talaga sya. Ibang level.
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Patty: Euns, magpa-pass ka na ba nun for Palladium?
Euns: After na lang siguro ng lahat ng exams.
Ralph: Palladium, ah meron ako naisip. Ayy wag na lang.
Euns: Bakit mo kailangan gawin samin ito! Ituloy mo na.
Ralph: DI wag na... nakakahiya e. Wag na lang.
Euns: Sige na. [masama na ang tingin]
Patty: Nambibitin.
Ralph: Naisip ko lang kasi na gumawa ng article tungkol kay "BABY EAGLE" kaya lang...
Euns: Hay naku, papilit pa'to. Gusto mo lang pala mabanggit ka.
Patty: Parang gusto mo pa ikaw magsulat ng article a. Kunwari ka pang nahihiya.
[kasi po un blog ni Baby Eagle na isang freshie ay nabanggit si Ralph bilang isa sa mga crushes nya sa law school kaya pumapalakpak naman ang tenga nya]
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[nag-aaral ako ng matiwasay nang biglang]
Ralph: Timeout. Last na talaga.
Euns: [tingin]
Ralph: Sa tingin mo ba magagalit si Vena kung ifo-forward ko sa kanya 'to?

Text msg: Green mo etits mo.

EUns: [natawa na lang ng sooobra]
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[napag-usapan bigla ang SIMS]
Ralph: teka lang, un nilalaro nyo ba na SIMS, diba luma na un? mga 90's pa?
[tawa na lang kami ni Rach, Patty]
Euns: Kasi Ralph may mga bago namang version nun.
Patty: Parang napaghahalata a.
Euns: Pacman yata un alam mo e. [tawa]
Patty: Ralph, e alam mo un DOTA? [iling Ralph] Kaw Rach alam mo un DOTA?
Rach: Di, pero di naman kasi ako naglalalaro sa computer.
Ralph: akala ko pa naman nakahanap na ko ng kakampi.
Euns: Tignan mo, kahit si Rach ayaw mapasama sa classification na kasama ka.
Kat: Akala yata ni Ralph un SIM CARD pinag-uusapan. Kasi ralph pag di mo alam wag ka na lang magsalita.
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[nag-uusap tungkol sa pagco-commute]
Patty: Ralph di ka naman kasi nagco-commute e.
Rach: Mukha nga. [hehe, sana nakita nyo nun sinabi ni Rach un]
Ralph: Nagcocommute ako dati papuntang La Salle Greenhills. Bumababa ako dun sa may EDSA.
[para lang asarin sya]
Patty: Malayo kaya un. Imbento ka yata e.
Euns: Kasi naman Ralph, di mo na kailangan mag-imbento ng storya. Tanggap ka naman namin bilang ikaw e.
Ralph: Di nga, nagcommute ako dati.
Lahat: Right.
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Patty: [tingin kay Ralph] Kung si Nad SM... Ikaw DOM.

GOD, aping-api sya tonight samin. Pero ok lang naman un diba Ralphy? At least naging SOURCE OF JOY ka kahit paaano.

SIDE KWENTO: Si Kyle nakakatawa, bigla na lang sya umupo sa harapan ni Rach. It turned out, di sila magkakilala. ANg nasabi na lang ni Kyle, "Friendly naman ako e." Ayun na.