Because Law School is FUN.

Prof: What does your dad call you?
Student: John...
Prof: and your name is Roberto..
Student: Because i'm a Junior.
Prof: Of course, what other logical name would he call you right? In the same way that my partners call me San and name is _____ [I assure you, it's totally not related to San], and my other partner is Eduardo whom we call Butch...
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Prof: DO you want to recite?
Class: No.
Prof: Why do I ask such a silly question... Why do people always say no to me? [litany on how atribido he is, not simpatiko etcetera] *looks at his male student* Di ko hinihingi ang matamis mong OO ha!
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Prof: [re: TOTAL as a characteristic of Disinheritance] Of course it must be total, kung di ka naman pala galit na galit, edi patawarin mo na lang!
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Prof: [blahblahblah] Everything will be in suspension.
Mel: [looks at Euns and whispers] Everything in suspension...
[Euns and Mel both did a pose in a desperate and spontaneous attempt to look like we're suspended in the air]
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Prof: For those who are city-bred, us province-bred are [blahblahblahblah]
Euns: [whispers to Ces] Ako kasi TOASTED BREAD e.
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Prof: And thus we were known as the FRIDAY BEER CLUB that meets every Tuesday... and Friday of course. We were labeled as the BAR TOPNOTCHERS because we were always in a bar, drinking. True enough, we placed Number 1, 2 and 5. [ehem bos Trin, "BAR BET"]
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Prof: Kaya ang advice ko, kung maga-attempt kayo patayin un testator, siguraduhin nyo nang patay... before nya kayo ma disinherit. [class nods, astig un advice] But then you'll be disinherited via item no.2 because you'll be convicted of a crime punished by more than 6 years in prison. [Un naman pala!] Wala kang lusot Fermo!!!
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Prof: When you speak of evil, evil will come.. so when you speak of death, death will come.
Euns: [silently thinks, "Love,love, love."]
Arman: [whispers with great conviction] Jessica Alba.