Are these things real?

i swear, i experience the oddest and weirdest things. to prove my point, these are a few of the weird things i've had the pleasure to see / go through...

1. Have you ever ridden a cab with the driver drinking Starbucks coffee?

2. Have you ever had this conversation...

(a familiar looking guy walked in, looked at me.. waved at me. i hesitantly waved back. he stopped to think and suddenly approached me)
Guy: Hi, i know you right?
Jersee: Yeah, san tayo nagkakilala ulit? YSpeak?
Guy: Nope. UP Diliman?
Jersee: Yup. (awkward silence) What's your course in UP?
Guy: Theater Arts.
Jersee: Uhmm, ok. (really awkward silence) Siguro we have a common friend.
Guy: Siguro nga. Sige...
Jersee: See 'ya 'round. (iiling-iling)
Magkakilala talaga kaya kami o nagkakasalubong lang kami lagi sa AS?
3. Have you ever tripped in an intersection,in front of everyone in their cars, causing traffic?

4. Have you ever seen the washroom in Starbucks (Rockwell) with gazillions of tissue paper and with pee on the floor?

5. Have you ever been in a situation where a group of people in black stopped at you only to say.. "Conio!"?

6. Have you ever been told by a poor kid while giving you the "you should be guilty look"... "Anak mayaman!"?

7. Have you employed a waiter for your resto who has a car, who plays the piano and is apparently rich?

...

I swear, i'm beginning to think like any moment, a group of people'll approach me and tell me that i'm a part of a reality show on the other side of the world and that everything that's been happenin to me is a part of a conspiracy.