Haphazardous Anecdotes 'bout Moi...

Criminal Law Class...
  • "my prof looks like someone i'm really fond of... (think, think).. ahh, WWE's Big Boss Man."
  • "hmm, if the police thought it's Rey Demonyo, a notorious criminal, if he repents... will he be called Rey Langit?"
  • if it's an impossible crime, err...
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last week, i walked around the mall with the two layers of my skirt lifted, leaving a very thin layer of cloth burdened w/ the responsibility of hiding what should be hidden... thus exposing the silhouette of my thong-clothed butt.

Jersee: Dad, bakit di mo naman sinabi na nakataas un skirt ko?
Daddy: Akala ko style un. Kaya pala nagtitinginan un ibang tao, akala ko nagagandahan sila sayo.
Jersee: Ayun.

i bought a newreally big, white bag w/pink accent.. so my dad had a take on it AGAIN.

Daddy: maganda yang bag mo.
Jersee: Thanks dad.
Daddy: Parang any moment maglalabas ka ng lampin at un chupon ng bata sa sobrang laki.
Jersee: uhmm, thanks dad. =|

i love my dad.
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apparently, I'm losing weight... if i'll base my assumption on what a few of my friends are saying, i guess i am. But im not sure if i'm losing weight the healthy way. I stopped goin to the gym for two weeks now, coz I DONT HAVE THE TIME AND ENERGY ANYMORE. so i might be losing weight due to stress. hmm..

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I NEED err, WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW. Why? Starbucks is beginning to be really, really cold. [Solid!]

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