Kakiligan + MISHAPS = Eunice


Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 31:

Your passionate commitment to a cause wins all kinds of attention, including that certain cutie. However, you have more important things on your mind. Never fear -- they know you're worth waiting for.

Yihee, i'm so kilig. [tonong nang-iinis] I was chattin' with Rach kanina about a "relinquished" infatuation for this guy who recently reappeared in my life. Met him a few years ago and well, he's really smart. I showed Rach his picture and she agreed about my assessment that he's some kind of a CUTE. Haha. I therefore conclude na nag-uumpisa na kami manlalaki. Kiddin!

Nakakatawa si Anton, he asked me about the "IMAGINED CONVERSATION" that I posted a few weeks ago.He specifically asked me, "Type mo ba si ___?" And I said, "Gwapo sya. Na-appreciate ko. Bakit mo naman natanong?" It turned out na niloloko nya ako at inaasar na kung gusto ko,dahil nga matagal na sila magkakilala pwede ko sya maging BACKER. Laughtrip ka talaga Anton.

Si Ricel nakakatawa kanina. I was on my way to Justitia for our SALES class when I bumped into her. She was on her way out of the school so I asked her, "San ka pupunta? 12 class natin diba?" At ayun na, akala nya 1pm pa ang class. Ricel kasi e, ang dami "iniisip"... hehe.

Pauwi na ko para tapusin ang isa nanamang araw sa kamalas-malasang buhay ko, natapatan ko ay isang MAINITIN ANG ULONG CAB DRIVER. Umpisang-umpisa pa lang, dahil nawala sa loob namin ni Patty na ibigay ang instruction na kumaliwa sya, SINERMONAN NYA KAMI NA WAG DAW NAMIN UNAHIN ANG KWENTUHAN? Why not??! Di pa don nagtapos, pagbaba ni Patty bigla sya bumait at nanghihingi ng dagdag na 30 pesos... Pagkatapos nang nasa JP RIzal na kami, MEGA MURA SYA sa mga jeepney na nag-cause ng traffic. Talk about MOOD SWINGS at its best... Lume-level up sya!!!


All In a Day's [non]WORK

While waiting for our Crim professor, I got into a chismisan with Patty, Jamie, Ces and Pia. So, you all guessed it right, Pia became tonight's SOURCE OF JOY. Why? Well, she gave us a glimpse of the things she experienced in UAAP basketball games, some of which i found to be really funny thatI just had to write 'em in my blog...

Kwento 1:
Everybody's feeling the pressure, you hear people screaming from all directions... You're definitely ok with it because after all, you're in a freaggin' basketball game. Suddenly, an old guy with his kids starts giving everyone "irritated and agitated looks", you then wonder what his problem is, the guy ends your curiosity by saying, "Why are you guys so noisy? Naiingayan ang mga kids, nagugulat sila!" [in his angry tone, the "ako-ang-tama-makinig-kayo-sakin" tone]

Tanong: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT DUDE? It's not like you're in a prayer meeting you know. I REPEAT: YOU'RE IN AN EFFIN' BASKETBALL GAME!

KWENTO 2:
Natatalo ang Ateneo, people are actually blaming the referees and because we're in the PHILIPPINES people are cursing these referees in FILIPINO. Totally acceptable and expected. Sabi nga nila, you tend to express your emotions in the language you are most comfortable with. MURA KUNG MURA ng biglang may sumigaw... "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU REF?!! HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU??!!" [amidst all the putang ina mo's, this "HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU accusation" was delivered with the Kris Aquino/ Heart Evangelista twang]

Sabi ni Pia... "Uhmm, mag-tagalog ka na lang kaya muna baka marinig ka pa ng ref?" Ayun.

But Pia's kwentos didnt stop there, When asked WHY SHE DOESNT SMOKE she said...
"It's for vanity's sake. It's not even for my health. I just dont wanna have wrinkles. People can't see your lungs, but your face??? My God!" Tama nga naman. I swear she was so entertaining. You guys should meet her.
CRIM CONVERSATIONS:

Justice: Do you know what the meaning of insolvent is? Insolvent.. WALA KA NA PAG-ASA, WALA KA NANG VALUE! Ang natitira na lang sayo bra at panty o kaya brief!
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Justice: Is DESTIERRO a PRINCIPAL [penalty]?
Classmate: No sir, ACCOMPLICE. (uhmm, ano surname ni DESTIERRO? Pwede pala sya maging accomplice, why not!]
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Justice: What is Civil Liability?
Classmate: Sir, CIVIL LIABILITY?
Justice: [irritated look] Ano ba sinabi ko?
[insert class' laughter]
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[ROLLCALL]
Justice: (insert SURNAME of CLASSMATE)?
Euns: Sir, she's sick.
Justice: Nakamini skirt kasi sya the last time e. Sinipon.
(insert awkward/ iiling-iling laughter)

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PARTNERSHIP CLASS
Classmate: Sir, the FIRM NAME of the partnership should include the names of the people who are to be held liable for the transactions which the partnership enetered into. It is a requirement for the partnership to be allowed to operate.
Sir: Ibig mo ba sabihin un doctor ko na member ng isang partnership na ang name ay ORTHOPEDIC Co. di pwede mag-operate? Di naman siguro ORTHOPEDIC pangalan nya diba?
[insert class' laughter]
Euns: (bulong kay Ana) First name kaya un o surname? Posible din diba? Ang sad kung pangalan mo, Eunice Orthopedic. Tapos ka nun.
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Before SALES

Noli: HOw much itong aviator shades mo?
Mia: Bigay lang yan sakin e, pero mga around 5,500.
Noli: Wag na lang... di na lang ako magsh-shades?
Mia: Why? It's ok na considering that it's VINTAGE.
Euns: Alam ko na, "It's sooo cheap..."
Mia: Shut up.

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Patty's Joke:
Patty: Naniniwala ka ba na ang ibon ay walang hands?
Euns: Oo. [with the nawe-weirdohan look]
Patty: Pero bakit sabi sa kanta... "Why do birds suddenly APIR?"
Euns: [BUBBLE GANG LOOK]

PEELING THE OIL SPILL

Let me start by saying that I laughed when Arroyo, instead of giving PETRON hell, decided to play GUIMARAS ADVOCATE by advising the public that we shouldnt call the OIL SPILL, "The GUIMARAS OIL SPILL" because it damages the image of the place. Err, as far as im concerned, the place is in big trouble if we dont REALLY START CLEANING THAT SPILL UP. No matter how or what we call this fiasco, it won't really matter for as long as the threat remains.

Which brings me to this lovely ONLINE PETITION that I actually signed last week and was meaning to post it here but totally forgot about it for reasons which aren't really enough to absolve my lack of vigilance. When Raffy sent it to the ateneolaw yahoogroup, i got reminded of my "intent to help out", thus this entry.... [reposted from email]


Personal comments from " froilan@greenminds.net":

Friends,

I am deeply touched by those who have signed the petition above, and those
who have emailed me personally to express their support and prayers for
Guimaras. Your thoughts and words have uplifted a deeply wounded spirit.
Thank you very much.

Still, so much has to be done. And yet, there are little things we can do
(and we don't even have to give up the comforts of our daily life). With
just a few clicks, you may be able to help and be counted in this battle.
How?

1. Please sign the online petition.

I will personally make sure that this petition will reach Petron, the Coast
Guard, DENR, our senators when they conduct the public hearing on this
matter (one is scheduled this Monday) and all concerned agencies. In short,
your effort will not be wasted. This petition will also be used in a
documentary we're making on the oil spill (more on this below).

2. Please forward this email to your friends.

Our cry will not be heard when we have 10 votes. We need the support of
everyone. This issue is beyond one's political beliefs, religious
affiliations or whatever personal convictions that may have. This is basic
humanitarian issue.

I also would like to share with you my plans regarding this issue.

Next week, I'll be going home to Guimaras. It will be painful to go home
and see the damage caused by this oil spill, but somehow I feel that I have
to be part of the clean up and see for myself the real situation. I am
expecting to see a picture that is sadder than what we see on television.

With the support of CEAE (and the understanding of my current employer,
Mother Earth Foundation), I will be spending a few days in Guimaras to
shoot a DOCUMENTARY. We hope to document not only the ecological impact of
this disaster (the hectares of mangroves, the marine sanctuary, the turtle
sanctuary, etc), but most importantly we hope to document how the lives of
the people of Guimaras was affected. From health problems to lost
livelihood, from incompetent/ inefficient agencies and officials to local
heroes and the hopes of the Guimarasnons, we hope to capture these and more
in a film that we may be able to share with you someday.

As I have mentioned above, the signature campaign will also be used in the
documentary. We hope to show that this oil spill is not merely a problem of
Guimaras (or the Visayan area for that matter), but also is a loss shared
by the entire Filipino people.

Again, thank you for the support and the prayers.

Froilan Grate
froilan@greenminds.net


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It's just a click away guys, a few minutes of your time will go a long way if you sign the petition.

I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE II

Natapos ang mahaba-habang inuman ng alas-tres ng umaga... but no... I had to wake up at 7am to go to the Ateneo Law's SPORTSFEST. Opo, nagsports fest pa ang lola mo.

Euns: [text message] Patty, i'm on my way na to Starbucks.
Patty: Euns, im outside na..
Euns: Err Patty. Ill be there in a few minutes. May binili lang ako.
Patty: [kahit kelan talaga si Eunice,LATE]


So, can I just say na si MEL na gumising sa amin ay naunahan pa namin. Isa syang perky kung perky na ALARM CLOCK. Haha. Pero wag ka, nun ginising nya ako ay nasa shower na ko nun. EXCITED, Yihee. =p (inside joke)

Pero syempre di ito normal na araw kung walang kalokohan.

1. Naupo ako sa bangko para tumulala at isipin kung bakit ko ginawa na nagpakalasing ng 3am at nagsportsfest ng 8am... kung bakit ko ginawa na di nagbreakfast at kung bakit hanggang ngayon amoy chico parin ako ng biglang... nag-appear ang isang bola na talagang walan sasantuhin, SERYOSO sa mukha ko sya dumaan, naramdaman ko un hangin na pinroduce ng velocity ng bolang iyon. SERYOSO, kung natamaan ako nun... SIGURADONG HILO AKO!

2. Ok na, nag-settle down na ako... Kalmado na. What are the chances na uulit nanaman? [INSERT number one for the story]

3. Naghahanda na ako para manood lamang, sitting pretty ako pagkatapos makipag-laro ng volleyball kay Jacqui... dumating si Patty, "Euns, butas un pants mo."

Dahan-dahan ako tumingin, in denial at umaasa na maliit lang ang butas. But NOOOOOOOOO! Isa syang malaking butas sa crotch. as in, WARAAAAAAAAAAAK! Panic Mode. Naghahanap ng shorts, pants, dahon o kung ano man na pwede ko suotin. Until na-realize ko na may dala ako pants.. pero di bagay sa Rubber shoes. Buti na lang nakahiram si Patty ng shorts for me kung hindi Jimmy Santos attire ako.

4. Ayos na sana, pero syempre di pwedeng matapos ng ganun ganun lang! Di ako nakapag-wax / shave ng legs. Para akong may bigote sa legs... Nagkaron tuloy ako ng dilemma, BARBARIC legs o JIMMY SANTOS ATTIRE? Noong umpisa pinili ko ang BARBARIC legs, pero di ko kineri kaya nag-JIMMY SANTOS attire na lang ako. TUtal naman kahit si AJ naka-jimmy santos attire e.

5. Pauwi, akala namin ni Patty nagkaintindihan na kami. But no, wala palang u-turn slot sa kinananan namin. So, napunta kami JP RIzal na... pagbalik namin, di napwede dumirecho si Patty kaya kinailangan ko mag-foot bridge. Ito po ang catch, sa ordinary day, ok lang un. Pero sa AMATS day bigla ako nagkaron KALULAAN factor. Nakikita ko un mga sasakyan sa baba, para akong masusuka at hihimatayin.
Kaya naman I therefore conclude na I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE. INUMAN at SPORTSFEST? Minsan lang mangyari yan sa isang law student na katulad ko. Yipee.

I ALMOST DIED

Today's supposed to be a typical class day, i took my cab not knowing that it's not gonna be soo normal after all. [well, forgetting that a typical day for me is not that typical for other people] A few minutes before arriving at Rockwell, my cab had to have a "nerve-wracking encounter" with a van with an 8 plate number. Yeah, it's a congressman's car and i felt scared for my life. Why?

My cab driver sort of swerved or changed lanes because the jeepney in front of us abruptly stopped. It was purely accidental and it's one of those occasions where i would attest to it and one of the fewer occasions where i will side with a cab driver [because based on experience, they're almost always the cause of aberya] The cab driver didnt realize that there was a speeding van behind us, yeah, it was the "CONGRESSMAN VAN" and we later found out that he got totally pissed off when:

1. He almost side-swiped us when he drove past our cab.
2. He stayed on our lane and abruply stopped thus making me and the driver panic. Sabi nun driver ko, "Bakit kaya sya galit na galit? Di naman natin sinasadaya."

but this was the last straw, the MOMENT OF SILENCE in this experience.

3. The van stopped in front of us and WAITED. Seriously, my heart was beating so damn fast because my cab driver seemed to want to go into a fist fight with that driver. I was thinking, "Shit, sigurado may baril un." that's why I told my driver, "Manong, pabayaan na lang po natin. Wag nyo na po patulan."

After what seemed like eternity. Napagod din kaka-threaten sa amin un van. Nakarating ako ng Ateneo in one piece. Thank God. Sabi ko nga. di ko kailangan nito before my ForMed Exam. Argh!

MINSAN LANG.

Ito ang araw na naging SOURCE OF JOY namin si Ralph. Napatunayan ko nang kahit di nya sinasadya ay nakakatawa uhmm, nakakatuwa parin sya.

Haze: Hanggang bail tayo sa CRIM PRO diba?
Kyle: Bail? Un sa lib kapag maingay ka tapos magri-ring un BAIL?
Euns: Bail? Un pag magsisimba ka, nilalagay mo sa ulo mo un BAIL?
Kyle: Di, pag sa resto tatawagin mo un waiter tapos hihingin mo na un BAIL mo...
Ralph: Bail? Pag malakas ang ulan, tawag dun BAIL? [HAIL daw... so, nagets nyo naman kung bakit mejo sablay diba? =P]
Kyle at Euns: [ngiti sabay change topic na]
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[yosi break kami naiwan sa loob si Rach nang bigla din syang lumabas]
Rach: Di ko kinaya ang kabaduyan, kailangan ko ikwento. Tinanong ako ni Kyle kung since when pa ko nag-start magyosi. Sabi ni Ralph since bata pa raw ako. Nagkatinginan kami ni Kyle tapos di namin na-gets at di sya natiis kinailangan nya ipaliwanag... "Kasi raw, nun bata pa daw ako tinatawag na ako. "Yo! Sy!" thus YOSI.
Lahat kami: [tawa] Ahhh... kahit kailan talaga sya. Ibang level.
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Patty: Euns, magpa-pass ka na ba nun for Palladium?
Euns: After na lang siguro ng lahat ng exams.
Ralph: Palladium, ah meron ako naisip. Ayy wag na lang.
Euns: Bakit mo kailangan gawin samin ito! Ituloy mo na.
Ralph: DI wag na... nakakahiya e. Wag na lang.
Euns: Sige na. [masama na ang tingin]
Patty: Nambibitin.
Ralph: Naisip ko lang kasi na gumawa ng article tungkol kay "BABY EAGLE" kaya lang...
Euns: Hay naku, papilit pa'to. Gusto mo lang pala mabanggit ka.
Patty: Parang gusto mo pa ikaw magsulat ng article a. Kunwari ka pang nahihiya.
[kasi po un blog ni Baby Eagle na isang freshie ay nabanggit si Ralph bilang isa sa mga crushes nya sa law school kaya pumapalakpak naman ang tenga nya]
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[nag-aaral ako ng matiwasay nang biglang]
Ralph: Timeout. Last na talaga.
Euns: [tingin]
Ralph: Sa tingin mo ba magagalit si Vena kung ifo-forward ko sa kanya 'to?
Text msg: Green mo etits mo.
EUns: [natawa na lang ng sooobra]
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[napag-usapan bigla ang SIMS]
Ralph: teka lang, un nilalaro nyo ba na SIMS, diba luma na un? mga 90's pa?
[tawa na lang kami ni Rach, Patty]
Euns: Kasi Ralph may mga bago namang version nun.
Patty: Parang napaghahalata a.
Euns: Pacman yata un alam mo e. [tawa]
Patty: Ralph, e alam mo un DOTA? [iling Ralph] Kaw Rach alam mo un DOTA?
Rach: Di, pero di naman kasi ako naglalalaro sa computer.
Ralph: akala ko pa naman nakahanap na ko ng kakampi.
Euns: Tignan mo, kahit si Rach ayaw mapasama sa classification na kasama ka.
Kat: Akala yata ni Ralph un SIM CARD pinag-uusapan. Kasi ralph pag di mo alam wag ka na lang magsalita.
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[nag-uusap tungkol sa pagco-commute]
Patty: Ralph di ka naman kasi nagco-commute e.
Rach: Mukha nga. [hehe, sana nakita nyo nun sinabi ni Rach un]
Ralph: Nagcocommute ako dati papuntang La Salle Greenhills. Bumababa ako dun sa may EDSA.
[para lang asarin sya]
Patty: Malayo kaya un. Imbento ka yata e.
Euns: Kasi naman Ralph, di mo na kailangan mag-imbento ng storya. Tanggap ka naman namin bilang ikaw e.
Ralph: Di nga, nagcommute ako dati.
Lahat: Right.
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Patty: [tingin kay Ralph] Kung si Nad SM... Ikaw DOM.

GOD, aping-api sya tonight samin. Pero ok lang naman un diba Ralphy? At least naging SOURCE OF JOY ka kahit paaano.

SIDE KWENTO: Si Kyle nakakatawa, bigla na lang sya umupo sa harapan ni Rach. It turned out, di sila magkakilala. ANg nasabi na lang ni Kyle, "Friendly naman ako e." Ayun na.

EUNICE: Impotence Cream

DISCLAIMER: FOR FUN. All hypothetical. Right.

1. What is the best type of SEX for you?
You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs.

2. What's your SEXUAL ZODIAC ?
TAURUS: You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.

Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

3. Eunice is aroused by...
PRESIDANTIAL SPEECHES

4. Eunice, your hidden sexual talent is ...
your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.

5. WHat is your SEDUCTION STYLE?
You are FLIRTY. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps.

6. Eunice's life's porno will be called...
GIRLS GONE WILD Vegas

7. How will you be defined in a sexual dictionary?
Eunice (n) Impotence cream --- sooo, i am the cure to impotence? Why not!

8. Eunice's sexual nickname... PORNSTAR BUTT

9.
Your experience is like a street racer. You like to have fun all the time, and if hooking up is a consequence of that then so be it. You are very easy going and have a rocking life.

10. Eunice will go to jail for... Making lewd remarks to her arresting officer.

11. Eunice should make love to ... SOUL. You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking.

12. You should make love during a thunder storm




The erotic sounds and light flashes will heighten the experience. Plus, you won’t have to be preoccupied with your own survival.


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all quizzes from QUIZUNIVERSE.COM

















It's possible there is someone in your life that you took a chance on, and who has really disappointed you, Eunice. You were especially tolerant and patient, but now it's time to settle things once and for all and to put your cards on the table. Don't be afraid to do what you have to do to protect yourself and the people you love.

TICKLE ME TO DEATH...

Eunice, your little black dress is Asymmetrical

No matter where the day or night takes you, you seem to be one of those rare individuals who knows how to stand out in a crowd. Because you possess a personal style that's all your own, it's only right that your little black dress would be as unique and distinctive as you are.

For you, putting together clothes, accessories, and makeup can be just another way of showing off your creativity. After all, your look is a reflection of who you are. That's why you're sure to make a statement no matter what you're wearing. Good job!

Eunice, you're a Bashful Kisser

Sure you might be on the shy side as far as kissing goes, but that's a quality more people than you might think really go for. When you were younger, was it hard for you to talk to new people — especially when it came to someone you were interested in? Yeah, we thought so.

Lucky for you, many people, back then, and now, think that shyness is adorable and a huge turn on. After all, there's a comfort they get from the feeling that you don't lock lips with just anyone.When it comes to kissing, you're probably a little hesitant to try new techniques. Heck, you might even prefer to stick with gentle pecks until your date finally decides to take it further.

While shyness is nice, just remember not to get so anxious you forget to have fun! Know your comfort level, but experiment a little — even if that just means a public display of affection, or we dare you, a nice long kiss — eyes open, lights on!

Eunice, YOUR song is Another One Bites the Dust

Sure, it's catchy and has a great beat, but this tune's also got bite. We're not saying you're not a smooth mover, but anyone who knows you will attest to your spunky side. After all, you aren't shy about going after what you want or speaking your mind. How else are you going to beat the competition?

When it comes to a night out, you bring the party with you wherever you go. A risk taker, you're not afraid to stir things up and be the first one on the dance floor or last one to leave. It's clear you're standing on your own two feet, and you're ready for whatever comes your way. Rock on!

Eunice, your celeb look is inspired by Queen Latifah

Whether or not you're a rapper, songstress, and big-screen starlet all in one, you share this diva's fabulous sense of fashion and flair. Captivating and confident like your counterpart, you've not only got a standout style but also a lively sense of fun.

When it comes to taking fashion risks — or any risk for that matter — you're bound to be up for the challenge. A little bit sassy, a little bit sexy, and always yourself, you don't mind being in the spotlight. No wallflower, you're not afraid to try new things, especially in fashion. If anyone knows how to put together a memorable look, it's you. Work it, girl!

Eunice, you're hip with the image makers

Wherever you are, that's where it's at — the party, the people, the scene. You like being the center of attention and always seem to be the first in your group to set the style. This means you're always on the lookout for the next big thing, and you're not afraid to take a few risks or even make a few mistakes to get there before the pack.

We're betting you're a leader in most things you do, whether it's athletics, academics, fashion, or fun. And this drive, coupled with a magnetic personality, means that people naturally gravitate toward you — and probably try to follow your lead. But they'd better be ready to hustle, you'll soon be moving on to something new!

Eunice, you really know how to focus on Personal Time

But everyone needs a break — even from things they're great at. Don't get us wrong, it's great that you know how to spend time and energy on yourself. In fact, you're better than most at finding time to get away from the hustle and bustle of life. Whether it's a massage at the spa, a hike in the hills, or a quiet night with a good novel, you give yourself plenty of time to detox from stress. And you're not afraid to be a little indulgent if you need to — after all, you've earned it.

Just make sure you're not neglecting other areas of your life, too. Enjoying that time alone is all the more special when you shake things up now and then. Why not invite a few co-workers or friends over for dinner? Take some exercise classes to meet new people? You might be surprised at how much more enjoyable your you-time becomes. Now that's treating yourself right.

Eunice, you're divinely inspired when it comes to Fashion!

Mizrahi, Versace, Jimmy Choo — we bet you've heard the names of these fashion gods. That's because keeping up with new trends, if not starting them, comes naturally to you. You enjoy the process of finding and expressing innovative styles and unique looks whether your inspiration comes from a novel, a music video, a movie, or the new girl who's moved in next door.

But clothes are more than just decoration — they help you express your personality and individuality. From head to toe, you create a look that's all you, inside and out. Regardless of what you're going for — sassy, vintage, sweet, or punk — it's clear that your charm and creativity will turn heads and inspire others along the way. You go, girl!
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all from TICKLE.COM

It TICKLES!

Eunice, in the morning, you're Dreaming of More Sleep

Maybe you work the late shift. Or perhaps you're a confirmed night owl. Whatever the case, you're typically off in dreamland come daylight. For late risers like you, the snooze button just isn't going to cut it. When that alarm goes off, you'd rather get a few more hours of sleep in than get up.

We'd guess you're at your most productive later in the day rather than first thing in the morning. While some people can function on minimal hours of sleep, perhaps you need a little extra shuteye. After all, extra beauty sleep could be just what the doctor ordered. So dream on, sleepyhead!

Eunice, your family vacation style is Adventurous

Let's get this show on the road! A team of adventurers like you and your clan has places to go, sights to see, and heights to climb! Regardless of whether you're heading to the mountains or a metropolitan area, getting out and doing stuff is what really gets you fired up.

Quality family time is the time that you spend participating in an activity together. Maybe outdoorsy activities like hiking, camping, skiing, or biking are your thing. Then again, maybe it's just getting away from the familiar that gets you going. There's nothing like a change in scenery and some fresh air to recharge your batteries and help you relax. Isn't that exactly what a vacation is for? Bon voyage!

Eunice, you're an Elephant in the wild world of love.

You're a favorite amongst any herd, aren't you, my little Elephant? Like your animal alter ego, you're probably more devoted, family-oriented, and loyal than your average creature roaming the jungle of love. For you, mating is probably more about expressing your feelings than just satisfying sexual urges. Overall, you're great with people, and you always seem to have a story or comment that leaves the group feeling better about things.

You're cuter than Dumbo, and smarter too, which is why hanging out with you is always a good time. With your charm, not to mention that sexy trunk, it's no wonder there are plenty of fans lining up to tango with you. Despite all the attention, however, you're probably not one to charge ahead into a romantic encounter without thinking first. You prefer to be friends first before letting things heat up. For you, romance is a seduction of the mind followed closely by your devoted heart. It's that authenticity that makes you so irresistible.



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from TICKLE.COM




Basurera?


Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, August 24:

The most ordinary places can bring the start of extraordinary love. Make sure you tackle as many mundane errands as you can today. Even taking the garbage out could lead to a truly stellar connection.

Kamusta naman? Truly stellar connection formed from trash? Whatta lovestory...

"Mga apo, nagkakilala kami ng lolo nyo habang nagtatapon ako ng basura."
[insert irked look of my future grandkids]

The Elevator Groupie

We are all made to believe that we should be headed in the same direction, inside a seemingly restrictive box that gives us free will a...