To Pia, my Dance Partner

[clean version, just because I can't seem to post in my blog the 'F' word]

I WANNA LOVE YOU
by Akon

I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Money in the air as mo feel grad you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
dont tell, wont tell, baby said I dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u,
if u pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Akon]
Shorty I can see u aint lonely handfull of niggas n they all got cheese,
so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz I'm far from a scrub,
u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it dont mean nuthin n besides I got a thing for u.
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Mobbin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),
birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see u),
its cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,
ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is bouncin' u smilin' n grinin' n lookin at me.

[Akon]
Girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
baby u got a phatty the type I like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary,
cuz I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
lil' mully dont get caught up to fast but I got a thing for you.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

girl...
You guys should see us dance to this song. It's gonna be a whole new experience. haha. One of a kind.

Di Naman Bored.. Tamad lang.


Dear Eunice Zuleika,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Wednesday, March 14:

A piece of the romantic puzzle that's been missing might just snap into place now, and the person who's holding it may not be who you'd expect. Be ready for enlightenment from an unusual source.







I, Eunice, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to a Ferrari. I do this because they work for the mob.

My only regret in this life was that I never met my idol Tom Green.
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Your Dating Style:
Honest Relationship (Self-Directed)


You like to have an honest relationship with someone. You may or may not be faithful, but you would always tell them what's going on with you.





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Zaldy and Elvie are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Eunice, on May 14, 1984.
Unfortunately, Eunice vomits candy.
Zaldy and Elvie are confused. So very confused..
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QuizGalaxy!
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SOURCE OF JOY APPLICANTS

Den: Anong tawag sa leader ng mga potato?
Euns: Ano?
Den: Edi Potato Chief.

Den: Ano first name ni Ces?
Euns: [blank stare] Ces.
Den: Simon. Eh si Chinky?
Euns: Ano?
Den: Nini.

Quotable quotes:
Ang love parang straw yan, kahit sipsipin mo ng sipsipin kung walang laman wala ka maiinom.

Wala talagang stable na bagay sa mundo, ang TABLE nga UNSTABLE pa e.

Ayokong maging newspaper, kasi bukas may bago nanaman headline, ayoko mapag-iwanan ng balita.

[Nakaupo sa dyaryo] Wow, im on top of the news.

[Nakaupo sa codal] Wow, I'm above the law.

Ang love parang text lang yan, minsan kahit gaano kapuno ang inbox wala naman laman ang outbox at wala rin sent messages. Mahirap pa kung na wrong send ka, tapos nagreply un sinendan mo. O kaya pag out of coverage area un tina-try mo sendan, tapos pag ready na sya magreply, Low bat ka na.

Kawawa naman un halaman, wala syang choice kundi mag-grow lang.

Alf: Knock knock.
Euns: Who's there?
Alf: Gutom na gutom...
Euns: Gutom na gutom who?
Alf: [may attempt pa sumayaw] Gutom na gutom na gutom na gutom.. my milkshake brings all the boys on the yard...

Letter of Love #6

Hey,

Ever had a day where you want the world to stop bothering you just so you can feel every little movement around you? Ever felt the need to drown out all the noised so you can hear yourself breathing? Ever stopped just so you can feel life flowing through you? Today is one of those days for me. If you were only here, I would've told you to not mind me, to not look at me because I'm at my most dreaded state... I feel fragile. I fee that if i stop doing something, the world will come rushing in again to overwhelm me. On the outside, nothing much really is happening, everything's routinary, but if i can invte you to that alter-world that I have in my mind, you'll realize that I never really had peace of mind. You will know that if you'll succeed to strip me of my wall, I have a lot going on. It's hard to remain calm and logical when deep inside I feel uncertainty overcome me, slowly but purposely... skillfully.

If you were here with me now, I fear that I might be able to push you away. In the same way that I have pushed away a lot of people from my past only to feel the punishment of loneliness right after. I have to warn you that you should never GIVE UP ON ME too easily, that you should always bear in your heart and mind that I don't want you to go... no matter how ironic my actions will be... no matter how my actions contradict my declaration of how deeply I am in love with you. There really is no need for you to do something extraordinary, I just need you to be there, to hug me while I shake and cry in your arms, not able to eloquently express how I feel. I just need you to look into my eyes, hold my gands and give me that warm smile that I have fallen in love with. I just need you to wait outside my room, patiently when I askyou to leave just because I need to reorganize my own thoughts.. I need to remind myself that you are God's angel, entrusted to me in the same way that he entrusted me to you.

When I ask you to go, you need not worry because I definitely will come to you, all red and puffy-eyed with a look that will eventually help you understand what just transpired. I do not fear the day when we will have to fight because I look forward to us saying sorry and affirming each other of how love remains to be a part of our relationship. It is sad that at present I cannot fight with you yet, it's sad that I cannot yet share with you the emotional intensity that only a lovers' fight can produce. It is the same intensity that will keep us together, that does not only promise sunny fays and starry nights but also rainy days and moonless nights that are potentially cold but stronger than a superficial promise. It's way stronger than a promise, it is an undying declaration of not only love but friednship and endless competition. Yes, we will compete on who can love more passionately, more strongly, more eternally. It will be an infinite competition... I can't wait to be your adversary.

Til next time competitor... til we meet.

Lang Kwenta

Jv[while reciting]: [blah blah blah blah] victors.. [blah blah blah]
Eunice: [whispers to Ana] Victors? Victors Neris?
Ana: [empty look]
Eunice: Ah, Victors Woods.

Eunice's Labels

Doodle doodle.

Peter Pan's Wendy
Tinkerbell's "Girl Friend"
Captain Hook's Tamer
Lost Boy's Keeper.

Hehe. Written during PIL.

Aww Moment

kakagising lang ni Eunice, paglabas ng kwarto nandun ang dad nya.

Dad: [big hug] Di na tayo nagkakausap a. Alam mo naman kung ano stand ko sa smoking ha? Malaki ka na, alam mo na ang tama at mali.
Un na. Lunok.

MOOT COURT

Patty: Paano ba dapat un grouping natin sa moot court?
Deo: Boys versus girls!
Eunice: Alam ko na kung paano dapat un group one, si Mel and Juanch tapos the rest, group two na.
TJ: Di un pwede.
Eunice: Bakit?
TJ: Kasi nga diba, LOVE CONQUERS ALL?
Eunice: Sabagay.

Happy Birthday Joan

Last night was a blast... after a really yummy dinner at Burgoo, we rushed to Rustan's to buy our "stock" for the night. Joan treated us to a night of pure bliss. [hehe] I haven't enjoyed myself like that in a while. It was nice to get drunk and not mind what'll happen next.

Happy Birthday and THANK YOU Joan. Thanks for the company Ces, Patty, Haze, Ana, Chinks, Yoyen and Andre. You guys rock.

I NEVER LET GO

If there's one thing a person cannot question about my personality it would be the truth in my concept of FRIENDSHIP. Once i have decided to be someone's friend, I remain to be one, even if I am pushed away. It's hard to see people whom you have slowly grown to love and cherish slip away for the wrong reasons. I cannot go through that again. Sometimes I find myself wondering I meet these people only to be disappointed by how easily they can let go of me. I never let go, even if I end up hurting myself in the deepest of ways, I never let go.

I hope they never let go too. I hope they never did. And never do. I cannot grasp the superficiality in relationships. I cannot grasp the idea of deciding, in a split second, that one cannot be there for you anymore. I cannot grasp why people can stand to walk away just like that, without looking back, without leaving a smile. I cannot grasp how one can be so insensitive and cold from being sincere and warm.

I remain to be optimistic, in the same way that I have remained to believe in the positivity of all other past situations. I never let go, call me stupid but I will hold them... even if my hands start bleeding, I will hold on.

That is friendship. That is what a relationship should be like. You don't give up just like that. I owe it to myself to stay. I owe it to them to remain a friend. Even if they feel they don't owe me anything. Even if they don't even feel.

FOR YOU

When will he learn? When will he realise that the pain he continuously causes us is too deep now to be totally forgotten? When will he understand that he needs to get his act together before it's too late? I mourn for his future and although he inspires me to strive more towards my dreams, I am troubled of what's in store for him. He is throwing things that matter away. I see them cry not because of mere frustration but out of fear that he will not survive a life that he's supposed to be responsible for. The agony of looking at him wasting opportunities, time and support that he, in reality, is blessed with makes my heart stop beating with regret that I cannot make him decide to be the best that he can be. How can a person with much potential not see that mere potential is not enough and life is a harsh string of situations? I love him, we love him, and we don't ask of him to love us back but if only he'll love himself with even a fraction of our love for him, we'll be the happiest.

I pray, every single time, that he finds what he's looking for and that he accept God's guidance and wisdom. I don't know what else is needed from us, we, especially they, have exhausted all ways to make him understand. We will never get tired... but I hope he gets tired of the him that he has become and change. Not for us, but for himself.

The Elevator Groupie

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