The Law and Economics of Lust, Love and Life

BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE

Date of Birth: 14/05

Your sense of self may be challenged today, Eunice, and you might have trouble keeping your seat during the joust. Keep in mind that the way others see you isn't necessarily who you really are. Don't feel like you have to change your direction to please anyone. Ultimately, your only responsibility is to yourself. Bizarre events are apt to spring up, asking you to change your way of thinking.

Ohh, BIZARRE EVENTS? I'm assuming in the REAL WORLD BIZARRE EVENTS would be synonymous to the NORMAL EVENTS in MY LIFE and if in the REAL WORLD i will be experiencing BIZARRE EVENTS then logically speaking, my day'll be perfectly normal.

Sabi nga nila, ako ang gauge if something's gonna happen sa class. Yesterday I decided to skip For Med, voila! He checked the attendance. Yes people, this is the same professor who never checked the attendance until yesterday. Therefore, I vow never to absent myself from class unless i want my classmates to suffer, hehe.

I was waiting for the update on our SALES class today and it turned out, I DIDNT RECEIVE the TEXT MESSAGE, AGAIN! Buti na lang I texted Anton and Patty... Oh well. Malas lang siguro talaga.

Nasan un LOVE TRIANGLE part? Wala lang, I was just gonna type BIZARRE but then I remembered the song, so there.

Hay Love.

Eunice, A Secret Agent is the man of your dreams

Mystery and intrigue — it's not just for action-adventure movies. It's what you are looking for in life and love. From spontaneous weekend getaways to notes stuck in your jean pockets, you love being surprised and appreciate the extra thought and effort that goes into making it happen.

That's why a secret agent could steal your heart — he's got what it takes to change the world, but he's not about to go around shouting about it. But don't worry, your secret's safe with us. Shhhh.

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Quotes from The Devil Wears Prada

Miranda Priestly: The details of your incompetence do not interest me.

Miranda Priestly: I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.
Emily: I know, I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm...
Miranda Priestly: The details of your incompetance do not interest me. Tell Simone I'm not going to prove that girl she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling; she sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And RSVP yes to Michael Kors' party, I want the driver to drop me off at 9.30 and pick me up at 9.45 sharp. Then call Natalie at Gloria's Foods and tell her no, for the 40th time, no, I don't want dacquoise, I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent/teacher conference at Dalton is tonight. Then call my husband. Ask him to please meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Masima. Also, tell Richard I saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they're all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. Also I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover.
[seeing Andy]
Miranda Priestly: Who is that?

Nigel: You bet your size 6 ass!

Andy Sachs: [after Emily explained to her no to go upstairs in Miranda's house] I went upstairs.
Emily: [Angry] You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her and have her read you a bedtime story?

Miranda Priestly: Yes, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

Andy Sachs: Doesn't anybody eat around here?
Nigel: Not since two is the new four and zero is the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Aha, the new fourteen.

Emily: It's no fair though, I mean you eat carbs!

Emily: Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?

Miranda Priestly: [last lines]
Miranda Priestly: Go!

Nigel: You are in desperate need of Chanel.

Emily: [to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's!

[rushing out the door to accomplish an impossible task for Miranda]
Andy Sachs: Wish me luck!
Emily: No. Shan't.

Miranda Priestly: Bore someone else with your questions.

Miranda Priestly: I need 15 skirts from Calvin Klein...
Andy Sachs: what kind of skirts?
Miranda Priestly: ...please bore someone else with your... questions.

Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh don't be silly, EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*

Emily: A million girls would kill for this job.

Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

Nate: I don't care if you were pole-dancing, as long as you did it with some integrety!

Andy Sachs: You look so skinny!
Emily: Really? Thanks. I'm on this new diet for Paris. I don't eat anything... and then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese.

James Holt: [Andy approaches at the party to get the top secret dress] So you're the new Emily.

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily... Emily... Emily...
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

[Andy is on the phone taking a message]
Andy Sachs: Can you spell 'Gabbana'?
[person on the other line hangs up]
Andy Sachs: I guess not...

[At the "Urban Jungle" fashion shoot, talking to Andy]
Nigel: Don't make me feed you to one of the models.

[repeated line]
Miranda Priestly: That's all.

Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.

Lilly: [stroking a Mark Jacobs bag] And it's pretty!

Nigel: Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.

Christian Thompson: Je suis tres désolé.
Andy Sachs: You're not désolé.

Nigel: [talking about Andy] Who is this *sad* little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about?

Miranda Priestly: Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.

Doug: Python's hot right now!
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quotes from http://imdb.com

Hay Salamat.

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

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thank you Ipe for this BLOGTHING.

Too Tired to be Witty

I have yet to fully grasp why my life's such a sucker for telenovela-ish / teeny-bopperish scenarios. If Hollywood's or the local film industry's looking for a storyline that's too good to be true, their best option would be to talk to me. Today was another manifestation of how absurdly weird the circumstances in my life are and will always be.

My day started sort of bumpy but I swear it got bumpier with me cursing til eternity when I realized that it was already 11:45 and my class is at 12nn. I arrived at school at around 12:30, hoping that my professor was late and that he decided to give the last two people who still havent recited yet a hard time. Sweating like crazy and with a heart that's beating at a rate of "God knows how fast", I reached my classroom and was welcomed by the site of my classmates answering our FIRST QUIZ for the SEM. Yep, the only day that I was late was the only day that my professor decided to come to class on time and give the class a quiz. All I could do was smile and accept my fate that the stars have bestowed upon me. My prof asked me,"Who texted you about the quiz?", he was joking but I realized that I dont have time to kid around because the quiz that my classmates were answering for 30 minutes is the same quiz that I have to answer in a "more than a marathon" 5 minutes. Great. My prof had to add insult to the injury when ha said, "Imposible nang matapos mo yan." with the "iling-iling". Fine, I got to answer all three questions with an average of about three sentences per item. This will be pale in comparison to my classmate's page-long answers. Why can't my life be normal? Or at least, tamed! Buti na lang my prof made a disclaimer after by saying that he just wanted to know if we understood even a single concept and that what's important was that we were there. Thank God.

I also hosted FLYING COLORS: 2006 Ateneo School of Law Send Off Party and I had my superstar moments when i realized that RPN9 and GMA7 was shooting the whole shindig. Yihee arista. I co-hosted it with Charles. But the fun didnt end there, after the Send-off I went to that specific spot where I left my bag. IT WASNT THERE. All that was left was a sort of similar bag which I didnt pay attention to because I was busy panicking about my own bag. Then it hit me that the owner of the abandoned bag mustve thought that he/she brought his own bag. Great, just great. Now I had to find out who got my bag and then if he/she's a barrister, I prolly have to wait til Monday to reclaim my bag which by the way contained everything important that i have. The bag that was left didnt actually leave a clear clue with regard to the identity of the PERPETRATOR. They had one suspect, this guy who also did the same thing yesterday... [he brought home Nad's polo shirt thinking that it was his polo] So, we began the search for MR. CONFUSED AND LOST. FInally, Patty spotted him CLUELESS OF THE FACT THAT HE WAS CARRYING MY BAG. Yes, considering that his bag's TOO BIG and well, too magulo. Gaaawd! Pattyasked him, "____ is that your bag?" The guy FINALLY REALIZED his uhmm, MISTAKE and said,"Shit, NO." sabay bigay kay Patty. NR na malupit!!!!! Then when I came face to face with him, he just give me "THE NOD" and went straight to his bag, without any hint of being apologetic. FINE. FORTUITOUS EVENT Na lang sya. Leche.

I am too tired to come up with anything funnier. I will end with the pictures we took while we were slaving through the night... It's a Saturday and if you're asking me where I am... I AM AT THE LIBRARY, desecrating it! Hope the Tips we made for the barristers helped 'em...

Gotta go.. Patty's calling me. I think we need to do something. Lemme go back to the ASSEMBLY LINE.

Eat Your Heart Out

Love this song... love this song... Why? SECRET!

IN DEMAND
by Texas

When we were together I was blown away
Just like paper from a fan
But you would act like I was just a kid
Like we were never gonna last

Now Ive got someone who cares for me
He wrote my name in silver sand
I think you know youve lost the love of your life
(and you said) I was the best youve ever had

Because Im in demand
Youre thinking of the way you shoulda held my hand
And all the times you said you didnt understand
You never had our love written in your plans
But now Im in demand

Dont ever think you saw the best in me
Theres a side youll never know
Cos love and loving are too different things
Set your sites far too low

Now Ive got someone who cares for me
He wrote my name in silver sand
I think you know youve lost the love of your life
(and you said) I was the best youve ever had

Because Im in demand
Youre thinking of the way you shoulda held my hand
And all the times you said you didnt understand
You never had our love written in your plans
But now Im in demand

Youre thinking of the way you shoulda held my hand
And all the times you said you didnt understand
You never had our love written in your plans
But now Im in demand

Its only when I fall asleep
I see that winning smile
When my dreams just move along
Youve lost the race by miles

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(never had our love written in your plans)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Because Im in demand
Youre thinking of the way you shoulda held my hand
And all the times you said you didnt understand
You never had our love written in your plans
But now Im in demand

You know Im in demand
You see Im in demand
You know Im in demand
You know Im in demand
You never had our love written in your plans

You know Im in demand
You see Im in demand
You need me in demand
You want me in demand
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You Are 40% Bitchy

You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts.
Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

How Bitchy Are You?

You'll Find a Boyfriend Within 3 Months

Maybe you need a bit more time to get over an ex
Or maybe you need a confidence boost to talk to new guys
Either way, you'll find a boyfriend in time...
As long as you keep getting out there and meeting new guys

When Will You Meet Your Next Boyfriend?

TOPAK

Patty: [tonong PROTECTIVE MOTHER] O Carlo ikaw na bahala dito ha? Ikaw na bahala sa kotse at kay Eunice, lock nyo ang pinto. [umalis pero di sinara ang pinto]
Carlo : Tignan mo 'tong si Patty, ang lakas magbilin sabay di man lang sinara ang pinto.
Euns: Nagpaka-responsible pa e no?
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[naghihintay sa loob ng kotse, si Carlo ay naka-barong ako ay nasa Passenger Seat]

Carlo: Ayos 'to... Chauffeur na Chauffeur ang dating ko.
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WASHROOM: May bag sa tabi ko na kamukha ng bag ni Ces, lumabas si Patty from the cubicle at naghahanap ng brush, nakita ang bag at tinanong ako.. "Is this Ces' bag?" at sumagot ako, "I think so." so nagsimula maghanap si Patty ng brush.. but NOOOO!!! Di pala kay Ces un, it turned out na sa ibang babae pala un bag na katabi namin at nag-aayos din. Ayon, mawawalan pa tayo ng GOOD MORAL CHARACTER ng di oras.
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[bago manood ng sine naisipan namin ni Carlo bumili sa Tropical Hut, after a few bites]

Carlo: Mas ok talaga ang grilled burger kesa dun sa mga other burgers. Di masyadong oily...
Eunice: Oo naman, juicing-juicy pa..
Ces: Ayos a, kulang na lang camera para na kayong nagsh-shoot ng commercial.
[tawa]
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Traffic ng sobra sa EDSA, dahil gutom na gutom na kami at more than an hour na kami sa kotse lahat (Haze, Ces, Carlo at ako) ay talagang mego agitated na. Ok lang, normal na kulitan ng biglang.... BINUKSAN NI CES ANG BINTANA AT PUMITAS NG MGA DAHON SA WALL (un nagtatakip ng rail ng MRT) Ayos, TOPAK talaga.
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Bumili na kami ng ticket for the film, ok na ang lahat at nag-decide na maghiwa-hiwalay kami muna para makakain sila Haze at para magyosi kami nila Patty... But no, nakalimutan namin kunin ang movie tickets after magbayad. Lahat kami in-assume na may kukuha. Naweirdohan un cashier girl, buti na lang di pa huli ang lahat noon na-realize namin na wala sa amin un ticket. TOPAK talaga.
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Pagpasok ng sinehan ginuide kami nun CINEMA usher to our seats, kaya lang may isang girl na nago-occupy nun isa sa mga seats na ni-reserve namin.. So Patty asked her in english and the girl (this is accdg to Patty) sort of had a hard time to answer her due to language constraints, handa na sana kami mang-away nang tinawag namin un USHER at na-realize nya na mali un tinuro nyang seat sa amin. PAHIYA kami. Salamat.

Same USHER, ginuide nya this sort of old lady, sabi nun lady.." San ba kami? Sa kabilang side? Ayy sus, bakit dito mo kami pinapadaan?" I therefore conclude na sablay syang talaga.
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Nag-start un film, first time lumabas si Anne Hathaway, the girls behind us at the same time said, "Sya un sa PRINCESS DIARIES!!!" with much enthusiasm, natanggap na namin ni Hazel na it's gonna be an interesting experience.
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Sobrang feel na feel ko habang nanonood ng The Devil Wears Prada, un sa scene na pinapakilala si Miranda [Meryll Streep] bago sya mag-speech pagkatapos sabihin un name nya MUNTIK NA KONG PUMALAKPAK. Seryoso, nakalimutan ko na pelikula lang sya. Buti na lang napigilan ko sarili ko.

Napagod ako kaka-react sa kagandahan ng mga clothes at shoes. Nakakapagod ang pelikulang ito!

Kapatid nga Kita...

After a more than tiring Friday I got home only to be cracked up by my "manang-mana sa ate" sister. I didnt see her in her room so I asked my brother where she is, Ichie said she's in the bathroom peeing... When she got out I noticed that she took a shower and was sort of panicking. I thought it was weird so I asked her why she took a shower... she said, "Bakit? Anong oras na ba?" and I gave her the "not again" look and said, "1 am." Natawa na lang sya kasi it turned out that she woke up and "THOUGHT THAT MY MOM WAS WAKING HER UP... WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE SHE APPARENTLY HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL EARLY." Err, i think it was too early. LAUGHTRIP talaga.
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disclaimer: My sister's really intelligent and no she is not mentally incapacitated [at least not in the normal definition of mental incapacity], let's just say whatever IT is, it runs in the family... hehe

I Dont Need This

Dear Drama King,

I cant believe you denied my friend request. No wonder people hate you. I regret wasting my time on you and your stupid antics.

Love,
Drama Queen

RECITS

I was called to recite for Negotiable Instruments the other day and as expected SOMETHING HAD TO HAPPEN. At the exact moment that I stood from my chair, the LAW SCHOOL BLUE BABBLE BATTALION began their daily routine of CHEERING FOR THE BARRISTERS. It's bad enough that I got called to recite on the codal [synonymous to CONFUSION from one to sawa!] but having to recite while people are cheering outside was too much for me to handle. Buti na lang my professor was also in a good mood so we got into a conversation as to whether or not I would want to hear the pep squad cheering for me. All I said was that it's Ateneo's way of pressuring the BARRISTERS into DOING WELL. Which by the way brings me to my inviting you guys to go to FLYING COLORS: 2006 Send-Off Party at the Ateneo Professional Schools Atrium. I'll be hosting that thingamajiggie...

Yesterday, I recited in my Criminal Procedure class. I was doing sort of fine when my professor narrated this story about an accused charged with BIGAMY, whom after he was informed of the details of the complaint was asked to enter his plea, said, "Ayos na yan Judge!" My professor jokingly asked me what the accused couldve meant when he sait it and I gave him a straight face and answered, "Well sir, it's either he's pleading guilty or he was talking about the other woman being AYOS according to his experience." The class laughed. They often ask me how I am able to joke while reciting and really I dont plan to say all the things that I say, it's just that I couldnt help but drop a funny one-liner or two if given the opening.

Ok lang, at least di na ON DECK sa Crim Pro next time... hmm, ayon nga kay Ricel OFF DECK. Ayos.

Thanks a Lot Patty.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Bon is your soulmate.

You truly love Japhet.

You consider Abby your true friend.

You know that Amitz is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Atoy for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Angel is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Jason is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Ana is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Ana changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Ces is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Ces has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Your Quirk Factor: 55%

You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

How Quirky Are You?

You Are 52% Lady

You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.

Are You A Lady?

You Are 36% Pure

You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

How Pure Are You?

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

You want to be with someone who's a success. A person with the right job, right family, right clothes...

In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.

Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

You Are Smokin' Hot

You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal.
Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally.

Are You Hot?

Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino

Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

Your Stripper Song Is

Super Freak by Rick James

"That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine"

Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny.

What Song Should You Strip To?

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What Do People Envy About You?