QUOTABLE QUOTES

[Sa isang party sa Paranaque]
Guy: How do you pronounce your name? Yunis or Yuuuuu-nis?
Euns: It depends, since you're speaking in english, it's Yuuuuu-nis.
Guy: Ahh.. But for me it's... You NICE!
Euns and Ces: [Benta]

Guy: Ahh, Eunice... sounds like... [isip]
Ces: Alam mo naman naiiisip ko diba?
Euns: Syempre. [whispers] Penis.
Ces: We know each other too well.

[Habang nagbabasa ng Chinese Horoscope sa Starbucks]
Euns: Ano ba sign mo?
Girl: Ahhh. Ox.. [reads aloud] Not a good time to be in a relationship.
Euns and Girl: [sad]
Girl: [continues to browse] Hala!!!!!
Euns: Bakit?
Girl: Iba pala un Ox sa PIG!!!
Euns: [blank stare]
Girl: Pareho kaya ng drawing!
Euns: [blank stare]