Rach: Yan si Eunice, sobrang daming boys nyan. At puro BIG FISH ang nabibingwit nya.
Euns" Ako? Di no! Iniiwan nga ako sa ere diba?
Zaf: Rach, baka naman kasi ikaw un traditionl way parin ang ginagamit mo, di na uso un fishing pole lang. Lambat na ang kailangan!
Zaf:Ano ang sinabi ng isang kilay sa kabilang kilay?
Euns and Rach: Ano?
Zaf: Hi BROW!
Pepe: It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than just stare at the line for the rest of our life. - Rules sa Patintero
Elliot:
Use in a sentence:
Different - Who is DIFFERENT of this poor boy?
Cadet - Sino CADET mo kagabi?\
Delicacy - DELICACY, mahuhuli na tayo!!
At National Bookstore:
Mom: [reading a book on Baby Names] Nis, dapat pala ang spelling ng name mo instead of ZuleiKa at ZuleiCa.
Euns: Bakit? (uh-oh, something's up!)
Mom" Ang meaning kasi ng ZuleiCa ay beautiful... and PLUMP. (Tawang malakas)
Sa Office:
Kuya Darius: Last year may intern na maganda, so YOSI girl... malaki un (does the big mammary glands gesture)
Zaf: May natutunan nanaman ako. Kapag pala isa lang kino-congratulate walang S.
Euns and Rach: [Blank look]
Zaf: Yan o.. [turo sa sign] Congratulation Atty. _______!
At ang best QUOTABLE QUOTE:
Ces: [On Love] Tandaan nyo lang ha, ok lang magtampisaw ang importante lang dapat MAYROON kayo PAMALIT pagkatapos.
I LOVE MY LIFE.
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