Inside a Future Vice Mayor's Mind

this is long overdue... Mishu Much Koks!

jersee_d_goddess: koksy!
Koko: hi eunice!
Koko: biggest embarassment for me today
jersee_d_goddess: what happened?
Koko: had an affair to attend to in malacañang palaca and then the PSG said my name was not in the guest list.
jersee_d_goddess: argh..so, what did u do?
Koko: left of course. i was literally dressed up and nowhere to go
jersee_d_goddess: aww, it's ok koks. at least, you were dressed up. mas pangit kung nangyari un na mukha kang basahan.
Koko: mukhang basahan? ok lang yun sa akin
jersee_d_goddess: pero di sa harap ng malacanang. baka bigla ka pa kuyugin ng security. hahahaha
Koko: di naman siguro. kaw talaga eunice. parang di mo alam may equal protection clause
jersee_d_goddess : in a perfect world. pero in reality, may equal protection CLAWS
Koko: ganyan na pala tinuturo sa als hahaha
jersee_d_goddess: sira. alam mo naman man. i'm a "WOMAN FOR OTHERS"
Koko: and a man for some?
Koko: siyempre woman ka ano
jersee_d_goddess.: and a pornstar for some..
jersee_d_goddess: ewan ko sayo. BALIW KA
Koko: hahahaha. kaya nga umalis ako ng law school eh. di lusot yung (lack of) logic ko
jersee_d_goddess: haha, di naman sa di lusot... in fact lumusot nga ng sobra eh, kaya nakawala ka.
Koko: pwede nga rin matingnan na ganon
jersee_d_goddess: kaya tayo nagkakasundo, AC DC tayo eh.
Koko: AC DC? diba yun yung term para sa crooked reporters?
Koko : AC = attack and collect
Koko: DC = defend and collect
Kokos: teka teka.. pwede rin yung pang-abogado ah
jersee_d_goddess: YOU THINK TOO MUCH... I dont wanna be inside your brain.. Para kang si paopao.
Koko: di ah. yung kay paopao brain niya may neuro highway
Koko: sa akin neuro eskinita lang
Koko: yung magulo
Koko: yung may nagtitinda sa tabi tabi
Koko: tsaka may pulubi pa sa traffic light
jersee_d_goddess: maraming nag-iinuman sa mga eskinita..
jersee_d_goddess: see? kung ganun, mas magulo pa ang utak mo
Koko: therefore, not like paopao's
Koko: kasi kay paopao highway
Koko: kaso lang minsan yung highway under repair hehehehe
jersee_d_goddess: haha.. ang eskinita di nasisira? pag may mga tubo na hinuhukay nangyayari rin un..
jersee_d_goddess: minsan may poopoo pa ng aso.
Koko: taena. may aso pala sa utak ko at mga mamang umiihi sa pader
jersee_d_goddess: see?? see??
jersee_d_goddess: tapos marami pa mga nakasulat ... vandalized pa ng mga gangs ang utak mo..
jersee_d_goddess: tsk tsk..
Koko: pwes! makipag-appointment ako kay bayani fernando this week
Koko: i'll ask him how to make my brain pink again
jersee_d_goddess: good thinking.. ang problema, pag nasa makati ka, ayaw ni binay kay bayani.
Koko: di naman ako nasa makati eh
Koko: hehehe
jersee_d_goddess: good for you.
Koko: oo nga eh. napaisip nga ako kung masasama na naman ito sa blog mo hahahaha
Koko: "thoughts from a future vice mayor"
jersee_d_goddess: hmm, buti pinaalala mo.
jersee_d_goddess: wala pa ko blog entry for today e
Koko: hahaha
Koko: oh shit!
Koko: i just searched youtube.com for my surname may lumabas isa!
Koko: i gotta see this
Koko: baka against my dad hehe
jersee_d_goddess: or it could be your very own sex scandal
Koko: haha just watched it. clip from a dong puno interview with my dad
jersee_d_goddess: im disappointed.
Koko: i do not have a sex scandal
Koko: i only have sex
Koko: hahahaha
Koko: di scandalous sex ko
jersee_d_goddess: payn payn... then it couldve been your sex video that is not scandalous
Koko: i categorically deny having any sex videos that i know of
Koko: hahahaha
jersee_d_goddess: you can deny all you want but you can never fool me..
jersee_d_goddess: i know that eskinita brain of yours