An Attempt to Be Funny..

Sino ang long-lost sister ni Kitchie Nadal? (Sino?) Edi si Barbie Na Doll! (ngii!)

Speaking of dolls, I once again found myself sipping coffee at the Oz Cafe with my fellow-psycho friends and somehow, our conversations brought us to our childhood booboos. Yeah, we started humiliating ourselves very young. From the "poopoo" stories to our being Little Miss ______ (it varies-- SM, Anito, Barangay...) to childhood sweethearts / flings.

Reality check, we only have one week before we're officially done with our UP days. It'll never be the same again. Err, i think i need another joke.

Anong hayop ang di tinatablan ng bala? (Ano?) Edi Pa-ting, pa-ting. (Ngii)
If this is true, right now i wish i'm a Pa-ting. Sobrang tinatablan ako ng matinding depresyon. I know, it's so not me. But who am i really? Never really got to find out. We're still young, 20? Our whole life's ahead of us. What if it ends tomorrow? Or 5 mins. from now? Hmmmm, another joke.

Anong hayop ang sumasabog? (Ano?) Edi Pa-Goooong! (Ngii!)
I feel like i'm gonna be bursting any moment. I dunno, must be the series of unfortunate events. Kinda feeling insecure, inadequate, unsuccessful. I still dont regret anything, pretty delusional huh? Oh well.. Next Joke.

Eunice Zuleika Monsod
funny? I wish i'm laughin too.






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