What Are the Chances?

i really think my (and my bestfriends') life's worthy to be the subject of a reality TV show. seriously, the things that happen to us are just so not normal. from the weirdest love interests to the wackiest misadventures. who gets scolded for copying a few lines from Pablo Neruda's poems in a bookstore? who forgets to pay for the things she ordered? who trips while crossing a busy intersection? who hooks up with a warlock? who gets infatuated with a writer she never really got to know? who calls the radio station daily to just "share" her thoughts? who joins radio contests, wins them and never claims her prizes? who gets stuck in an elevator? who goes elevator-hopping? who meets a publisher and helps her? who dates a blue-eyed guy that's not caucasian? who wears really seductive clothes and never makes out and never had sex? who auditions to become a Y speak Correspondent? who takes up Economics and Law to become a star? who wears stilettos everyday? who wears stilettos, mini skirts and commutes all at the same time? ME.. What are the chances?!