The Law and Economics of Lust, Love and Life

RyAN?

Euns: Ryan Agoncillo.
Chinky: Ryan Cayabyab.
Euns: Kobe Ryan.
Chinky: Ryan Philippe
Euns: mRyan Carey....

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All Good Things Must Come to an End

Mike Lo: Happy monthsary =)! Pano yan tapos na ang two months natin...

Twas a good two months.... Mike Lo's a great boyfriend. We'll see about the extension, be safe in Palawan Munchkin.

Election Pictures

chika minute

view from bellevue

before the OSCAR THE GROUCH CONVENTION

Euns: Fiscal, kailangan ko lang pong kunan yan dahil may irregularity.
TUMIGIL ang CANVASSING
Pero ang totoo, gusto ko lang magkaron ng picture ng ER na kina-canvass. haha
Iba na talaga ang mukhang mapagkakatiwalaan.

Last Hurrah sa Elections

Pollwatcher: Miss, ano name mo?
Euns: (smiles) Eunice
Pollwatcher: Lawyer ka na.
Euns: Di pa, incoming 3rd year sa law school.
Pollwatcher: Ano school mo?
Euns: Ateneo.
Pollwatcher: Pwede makuha un number mo?
Euns: [stone face] Hindi.

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Atty. Ryan: I need to go.
Paralegals: Why?
Atty. Ryan: My wife's gonna pop.
Euns: [hesitant smile] Ok, happy popping!

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Seatmate Watcher: [pabulong na parang may secret kami] Ano ba yan kain tayo ng kain... Magiging kasingtaba mo na ako.
Euns: [gives her GUSTO-KITA-PATAYIN-BUTI-NA-LANG-AYOKO-MAKULONG SMILE]

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Member of the board: Alam mo hija, ilang araw na kita tinitignan... Kahit mataba ka, maganda ka.
Euns: [di alam ang mararamdaman] Thank you po.

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Euns: Naghintay lang tayo ng matagal kahapon wala naman pala canvassing.
Watcher Guy: Oo nga ate, tinitignan kita kahapon, ang ganda ganda mo pa naman sa damit mo.
Euns: (smile) Salamat pero creepy ka.

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Atty. Jamie: Un aso kong si Chloe kinagat si _____.
Atty. Eric: Ah oo, nangangagat un aso mo.
Atty. Jamie: Oo nga eh, si Celso nangangagat.
Everyone: [horrified look at laughter] Si Celso nangangagat?
[Si Celso ay ang kanyang driver]

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Atty. JAMIE: Sa law firm nga namin meron kaming sariling Middle Earth at Shire e.
Euns: Bakit po?
Atty. Jamie: Kasi meron kaming three na messengers para silang hobbits. Un isa nga si Fred ang tawag namin sa kanya, Fredo Baggins.

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Laughtrip

Patty: Euns, he's cute diba?
Euns: Hmm, yeah. Amidst all the un-cute people.
Patty: Di gwapo, cute lang.
Euns: Pero clouded ang judgment natin, kumbaga sa gutom masarap lahat ng pagkain...

Atty. Ron: Kasama nga ni Biazon si Abadilla eh.
Atty: Jamie: Zsa zsa? Zsa zsa Abadilla?

Chinks: Gusto ko maligoooo... gusto ko ng ligoooo... ligo! ligo! ligo....SARDINES.
Euns:[tawang-tawa]

Atty Chippy: Tignan mo un, umeelection romance. [Magkaakbay na naglalakad sa presinto]
Euns: Yan ang tinatawag na "ELECTION ISSUES".

Amazing Tour Guide: Kaliwa po tayo...
Driver: Walang kakaliwaan dito a.
Amazing Tour Guide: Ang ibig ko pong sabihin ay U-Turn tayo.
Euns: Ayun naman pala.

Coordinator: Atty... [blahblahblahblah]
Euns: Paralegal pa lang po ako. Law student pa lang po kasi e.
Coordinator: [blank stare] Pero attorney..... [ignoring my explanation]

Euns: Ano po ba ang mga problema dito? (Preparing for a legal issue)
Coordinator: Atty un na nga e, wala pa kaming pagkain.
Euns: (that i'm not prepared for)

Nanonood ng Kingkong sa HQ:

Friend: That's sooo sick. Kingkong and that girl.
Euns: True. Para lang yang tao ka tapos nagkagusto ka sa LANGGAM.
Ces: O kaya sa aso nyo.
Everyone: Eww.

To end my entry i shall leave my place in front of the computer via SAUSAGE ROLL. [Shrek Inside Joke]

ELECTION Booboos Part II

Seatmate watcher: [may effort bumulong] Alam mo ba na ang balita sa labas ang nagpapatagal daw eh un mga lawyers ni Dong Puno?
Euns: [innocent look] Talaga po? Bakit daw?
Seatmate: Ang dami dami daw objections... masyado masigasig.
Euns: ahhh...
Seatmate: Kaninong team ka ba?
Euns: Kay Dong Puno po.
Seatmate: [stunned]

BOC Chair: Pwede po un mga walang ID lumabas?
[lumabas ang isang prominenteng senador, may humabol na babae]
Babae: Sir! Sir! May ID naman po kayo a? Naiwan nyo lang po...
Euns: [sa isip lang nya] Exactly. NAIWAN being the operative word.

Hey Law School Friends!

Thank you for the wonderful "surprise" and the "sooooo me" bag... =D Had a great time last night. Special thanks to Kiko and Carlo for being there despite the distance they had to travel, haha.

Briefing Booboo Moments:

Lawyer: Is he your uncle?
Paralegal: No sir, he's the brother of my dad.
Everyone: [blank stare]

Lawyer: We have decided that we have to meet up before canvassing starts at 6pm.
Paralegal: Sir, so what time are we meeting up?
Lawyer: Hmm, mga before six.
Everyone: [Ahhh... before six. Malinaw]

PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

Blogging from the Office of the Ombudsman Lib

This my boyfriend Nate's email, im reposting it 'coz Miguel is technically my friend too:

hey frends! my best friend is competing for Pinoy Pop Superstar!
he is now one of the 9 finalists.. pakiboto naman po natin xa thru text, just text"PPS MIGUEL" and send to 2344 for globe,touch mobile and sun; or send to367 for smart and talk&text. hehe cge na, kahit isang text lang.. =) thanks !