Haha Kai.

Because UP won the Pep Squad Competition, I have been reading a lot of entries about it, my fave was a one-liner from my friend... she said.

Ang ganda ng araw ko today, MUST BE THE UST WE HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT.

Haha, CONGRATULATIONS UP Pep Squad.

FINALLY.

I'm Happy so I Can't Write.

... but I'm not happy that i can't write.

Labo.

I BELIEVE

Dear Eunice Zuleika,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Wednesday, September 19:

Everybody's loving you right about now -- you're charismatic as all get-out if the stars have their say -- but you're likely waiting to reciprocate until it really looks worthwhile. New info and input is on the way!

From my friend, JASON LAXAMANA

Please support the recently released
book titled

"First Love
Unforgettable Stories Of
Getting Weak In The Knees And Falling"

by Cozy Reads Publishing

where I, Jason Paul Laxamana, am a
contributor with a short love
story "Love Digitally".

SYNOPSIS of my story by the Publisher:

Is love at first sight already pass?
Sight unseen, blogging addicts fall in
love with each others words.
Can they make it real?

For a list of other authors, drop by
http://cozyreads.com/content/FLauthors.h
tm .

Filipinos! Let's penetrate the
International Publishing Scene!

-----
author description in book:
JASON PAUL LAXAMANA is Pampangas
hidden treasure. He first shared his
writing through his column on
Peyups.com entitled 320/320 Vision. His
one-act play, Divina Intervention, and
his full-length pop stage musical,
Donated by Charo Cuneta, were both
staged in UP Diliman. He then wrote,
directed, and produced a short all-
Kapampangan digital film, titled Anak
ning Kapri (Spawn of the Kapri). He is
currently pursuing media-related
projects that aim to promote
Kapampangan to the youth.

Sabawan Moments

[nangyari 'to sa totoong buhay, habang naghihintay ng Tax Prof, at nagkakagulo ang lahat sa labas dahil sa Ateneo - La Salle game]

Euns: Ana, sinong law student ang laging tinutukso?
Ana: Sino?!
Euns: Edi si.... Diana UYYYYYY....

Euns: Eh sino namang law student ang mahilig magluto?
Ana: Sino naman?
Euns: Edi si, Pepe KALDERO....

Euns: Sino namang law student ang laging loose ang damit?
Ana: Sino?
Euns: Edi si... Joan LUMUWAG.

[dati pa'to, classic]
Euns: Sinong law student ang di nakakalayo?
Ana: Edi si... Leah ABUTAN!

SECRETS of the WEEK

from POSTSECRET

HUmahabol pa ang Horoscope!

Dear Eunice Zuleika,

Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, September 18:

All sorts of encounters hold lessons for your heart now. It's your additional awareness that allows you to experience people for who they are and life for all its infinite variety (and love's sense of humor!).

SMART LIBRE?

Ok, bakit naman ganito un SMART LIBRE na dumating sa'kin?

Free Prayer:

Lord,

Like you, I get rejected by the very people I care for. It pains me but I
know it's not the end of the road. I have to move on with your guidance.

Amen.

UP ECOSOC

Celebrate UP Ecosoc's 49th Anniversary! :)

Feel the SENSATION at Bedspace, Greenbelt 3 on September 15.
Free flowing drinks until 10 pm, a performance by the Airdance Studio dancers and inhouse DJ's. Lots of fun games and cool prizes!

Tickets preselling at P150, but P200 during the night itself.

For ticket inquiries contact Anika (0917 8865396) and Mariel (0919 2460424)

QUOTABLES from UP Profs

"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! "
-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

"Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time
checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class dont worry about your grade. Let me worry about it."
-sir de jesus,envi sci 1

(valentines day)
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo? Siguro wala kayong date ngayong  valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria  ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..." (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
(sabay walk out.)
-Sir Doliente,BA.

Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffing
-Ma'am Chei

"I don't give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa,
Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!"
-Ma'am Chei (again)

"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!!"
-Dr. Recio

"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun."
-Sir Atoy, histo I

(commenting on a thesis of a senior student)
'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!'
- Dr. llanes, UPM.

"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kunggusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa."
-Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class

UP MNEMONICS:
ZODIAC SIGNS:
According (Aries)
To (Taurus)
Gabby (Gemini)
Concepcion (Cancer)
Laging (Leo)
Very (Virgo)
Loving (Libra)
Si (Scorpio)
Sharon (Sagittarius)
Cuneta (Capricorn)
After (Aries)
Performing (Pisces)

FOR BIOLOGY:
THE TWELVE CRANIAL NERVES
Oh
Oh
Oh
To
Touch
And
Feel
A
Girl's
Vagina,
So
Heavenly

and it stands for:
CN 1 - Olfactory
CN 2 - Optic
CN 3 - Oculomotor
CN 4 - Trochlear
CN 5 - Trigeminal
CN 6 - Abducens
CN 7 - Facial
CN 8 - Auditory (or acousticovestibular )
CN 9 - Glossopharyngeal
CN 10 - Vagus
CN 11 - Spinal Accessory
CN 12 - Hypoglossal

King
Phillip
Came
Over
For
Good
Sex

FOR:
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

DNA BASE PAIRINGS:
Call Girl si Techie Agbayani
C-G
T-A

FOR PHYSICS:
NEWTON 'S SECOND LAW OF MOTION:
a = F/m
or Father over Mother equals Anak!

FORMULA FOR PRESSURE
P = F/a
or Father over Anak equals Pamangkin!

Friday will be sooo hectic.

Ang daming pictorial. [evil laugh]
May role-playing.
May gimmick.

Parang di law school, parang ABS-CBN ang buhay ko a.