Inside a Future Vice Mayor's Mind

this is long overdue... Mishu Much Koks!

jersee_d_goddess: koksy!
Koko: hi eunice!
Koko: biggest embarassment for me today
jersee_d_goddess: what happened?
Koko: had an affair to attend to in malacaƱang palaca and then the PSG said my name was not in the guest list.
jersee_d_goddess: argh..so, what did u do?
Koko: left of course. i was literally dressed up and nowhere to go
jersee_d_goddess: aww, it's ok koks. at least, you were dressed up. mas pangit kung nangyari un na mukha kang basahan.
Koko: mukhang basahan? ok lang yun sa akin
jersee_d_goddess: pero di sa harap ng malacanang. baka bigla ka pa kuyugin ng security. hahahaha
Koko: di naman siguro. kaw talaga eunice. parang di mo alam may equal protection clause
jersee_d_goddess : in a perfect world. pero in reality, may equal protection CLAWS
Koko: ganyan na pala tinuturo sa als hahaha
jersee_d_goddess: sira. alam mo naman man. i'm a "WOMAN FOR OTHERS"
Koko: and a man for some?
Koko: siyempre woman ka ano
jersee_d_goddess.: and a pornstar for some..
jersee_d_goddess: ewan ko sayo. BALIW KA
Koko: hahahaha. kaya nga umalis ako ng law school eh. di lusot yung (lack of) logic ko
jersee_d_goddess: haha, di naman sa di lusot... in fact lumusot nga ng sobra eh, kaya nakawala ka.
Koko: pwede nga rin matingnan na ganon
jersee_d_goddess: kaya tayo nagkakasundo, AC DC tayo eh.
Koko: AC DC? diba yun yung term para sa crooked reporters?
Koko : AC = attack and collect
Koko: DC = defend and collect
Kokos: teka teka.. pwede rin yung pang-abogado ah
jersee_d_goddess: YOU THINK TOO MUCH... I dont wanna be inside your brain.. Para kang si paopao.
Koko: di ah. yung kay paopao brain niya may neuro highway
Koko: sa akin neuro eskinita lang
Koko: yung magulo
Koko: yung may nagtitinda sa tabi tabi
Koko: tsaka may pulubi pa sa traffic light
jersee_d_goddess: maraming nag-iinuman sa mga eskinita..
jersee_d_goddess: see? kung ganun, mas magulo pa ang utak mo
Koko: therefore, not like paopao's
Koko: kasi kay paopao highway
Koko: kaso lang minsan yung highway under repair hehehehe
jersee_d_goddess: haha.. ang eskinita di nasisira? pag may mga tubo na hinuhukay nangyayari rin un..
jersee_d_goddess: minsan may poopoo pa ng aso.
Koko: taena. may aso pala sa utak ko at mga mamang umiihi sa pader
jersee_d_goddess: see?? see??
jersee_d_goddess: tapos marami pa mga nakasulat ... vandalized pa ng mga gangs ang utak mo..
jersee_d_goddess: tsk tsk..
Koko: pwes! makipag-appointment ako kay bayani fernando this week
Koko: i'll ask him how to make my brain pink again
jersee_d_goddess: good thinking.. ang problema, pag nasa makati ka, ayaw ni binay kay bayani.
Koko: di naman ako nasa makati eh
Koko: hehehe
jersee_d_goddess: good for you.
Koko: oo nga eh. napaisip nga ako kung masasama na naman ito sa blog mo hahahaha
Koko: "thoughts from a future vice mayor"
jersee_d_goddess: hmm, buti pinaalala mo.
jersee_d_goddess: wala pa ko blog entry for today e
Koko: hahaha
Koko: oh shit!
Koko: i just searched youtube.com for my surname may lumabas isa!
Koko: i gotta see this
Koko: baka against my dad hehe
jersee_d_goddess: or it could be your very own sex scandal
Koko: haha just watched it. clip from a dong puno interview with my dad
jersee_d_goddess: im disappointed.
Koko: i do not have a sex scandal
Koko: i only have sex
Koko: hahahaha
Koko: di scandalous sex ko
jersee_d_goddess: payn payn... then it couldve been your sex video that is not scandalous
Koko: i categorically deny having any sex videos that i know of
Koko: hahahaha
jersee_d_goddess: you can deny all you want but you can never fool me..
jersee_d_goddess: i know that eskinita brain of yours

On Manny Pacquiao and his Newly-acquired "Twang"

"Hindi lahat ng bumabagsak nagsu-summer." - Morales [courtesy of Rainy]

Quoting one of the commentators of the fight, Manny's win will determine whether or not the Filipinos will have a great weekend. So, GREAT WEEKEND indeed.

The thing is, I was so excited about the fight that I fell asleep while waiting for Manny's match. I guess it could be attributed to the ho-hum performance of Villoria. I was awakened by Lew's text message...

Lew: Naalala kita. Pacquiao na kasi e! Panalo na! Umayaw si Morales e.
Euns: Seryoso?
Lew:Umayaw talaga. As in umiling ulo nya. Pag-upo after ng 2nd round ayaw na tumayo e.

Ayun na.

I got to watch it naman 'coz it was replayed in Channel 2. First of, Sarah Geronimo's [pronounced Jero-mino by the announcer] rendition of the Lupang Hinirang. Ok lang. Better than "that other" singer who shouted "Laban Pacman!" after a flat ending. Pacquiao's entrance song was of course his very own song, "Laban Nating Lahat Ito". Gawd, I love his guts. Haha. Matatawa ka na lang talaga. Buti na lang magaling syang boxer, kundi KUROT sya sakin!

It was a short short fight. I felt sorry for Morales the moment he shook his head signaling to the referee that he didnt want to continue anymore. It was not an apt ending for a last career fight [everybody's speculating that he's retiring soon, even his dad wanted him to retire]

What really made my day? Well, the post-fight interviews. Manny's "TWANG" with all the You-know's and the basta-matapos-ko-un-sentence-bahala-na-kung-anong-preposition-ang-tama statements. Ang cuuuute! haha. Sana may tanscript un mga ganung interview nya. Aliw talaga e.

Love-Hate Relationship

Oo, naiirita ako na may album ka.
Naiirita ako dahil nakaka-LSS un commercial mo [Xtreme, xtreme.. Magic Siiiiiiiiiing.]
Naiirita ako dahil parang barubal ka.
Natatawa ako dahil "english-speaking ka..."

Pero SHIT... Manny, WAG KA MATATALO!!!! [at Sarah Geronimo, wag ka pipiyok sa pagkanta ng Lupang Hinirang, ehem.]

My DATING AGE


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Aww Pao.

Euns: Paopao, I need to ask you something.
Pao: Go, ask...
Euns: Do you love us less now that you left us?
Pao: Of course not. I will always love you.
Euns: We're still your blockmates ha?
Pao: Yes... [hug]

Paopaooooooooooooooo! Love ka namin.

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Btw, Shem and Yves went to Ateneo today. Paano ko sila unang nakita? Well, I was inside the washroom at bigla na lang sila pumasok din.... At sumigaw kaming lahat. Not exaggerating, as in the three of us shouted. Oh well. I miss moments like that. And yeah, I miss my "nosebleed" moments with Mumiel. Nagbalik na ang puso nya. =P

Screams laid...

My profile was supposed to say, "Screams laidback..."
When i checked it again this morning, it was erroneously cut by the site to "Screams laid..."

No wonder ive been gettin really icky emails. Argh.

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Tama, BRING IT ON!

My Inspiration





Didnt Start the Sem Right...

Lord, bahala ka na muna. Please don't let my hand go. I'm kind of losing faith.

I'm Ok Now

Ready to start my 2nd sem and ready to face whatever it is i have to face... again. All's well that ends well i guess.

My sister had a blast yesterday and today because of her birthday. I've never seen her happier.In fact, I've never felt happier in a long time. My family will always bring out the fragile side of me. Yet, this fragility also is my source of strength to surpass the roadblocks of my life. It's really one helluva race but with my family cheering me on, I know i'll reach my finish line.

Mood-upgrading or Mood-degrading?

I almost forgot that I liked how Simon grouped situations and people into "mood-upgrading" and "mood-degrading". Salamat Rach at napaalala mo sa blog mo 'to. Today was mood-upgrading, twas my sister's birthday and my family had dinner and bonded.

Last night, I had a three-hour kwentuhan with my parents and it was the perfect "mood-upgrader" right before the sem starts. I told 'em about an unfortunate law school incident earlier in the day and they were very sympathetic. They even told me how proud they are of me, that was nice. A genuine mood-upgrading moment.

I haven't read a single page for my Civil Procedure homework on Tuesday. It's mood-degrading but I guess I'd rather think of it as a well-deserved last hurrah of shirking before I plunge again into the cold pool that is the law school.

Yvie gave me a "cyber lss" or what I'd like to call as a "mental lss". Bagay ba sa'kin ang kulot. She cut her hair and now i'm the only kulot DuhPerm senior. I'm thinking of having a haircut too, but I get haunted by my fear of looking like siopao if i cut it too short. Bahala na on Monday.

I haven't been getting much sleep. Because for the whole week, I was compelled to eat lunch on time with my parents. No, I dont hate that fact. I'm just saying that since I'm an insomniac, waking up at 12nn is not really a good thing during sem break.

But generally, I am happy. Looking forward to watching more entries for Cine Europa this week. Woohoo.

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