UP's Funniest Vandals

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"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:

AS chairs:

"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself" ( or push button to self-
destruct hehe)

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing
gum na
pagdidikitan. ...

AS chair :

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

"if you forget the past, then you porget the
purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:

" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka
ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na
nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective
tapos
yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung
simple gay nya!"

CHEM:

Chem chair:

"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:

"You Boron!!!"

BIO:

Bio chair:

"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:

"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
bawal."

ENG'G:

Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan
ng bayan!"

Reply:

"the future you are holding is very small."


MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT
NA DROP
BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD?"

3rd floor math cr:

"kaibigan, pagkatapos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo
naman, hehehe."

UPIS

sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons

"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants
you!"

NIGS:

sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAY:

nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:

sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:

"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:

"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"

Reply:

"Pray to God"

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My Source of Joy Koko's Back...

I woke up to this message the morning we went to the beach...

Text Message no. 1:

sign on one of the streets in davao: ELF FOR HIRE. if it wasn't the pre-christmas season, i wouldnt even give this a second look.

a morning after...

Text Message no. 2:

Ad campaign of ORCHARD Road Memorial Park in Davao: "The difference lies in the details you will actually see and experience once you are inside." =)
Thanks Koks for starting my day right... Like I said, we miss you already... hurry back to Manila so we all can get together again.

APO HIKING SOCIETY FEVER!

Kabilugan ng Buwan
Kapanahunan na naman ng paglalambingan
At kasama kitang mamasyal sa kung saan
Kabilugan ng buwan at ang hangin ay may kalamigan
Aakapin kita mahal ko sa buong magdamag.
Pagmamahalan na naman ang mararanasan
Sa sariling mundong tayo lang ang may alam
Kabilugan ng buwan at ang hangin ay may kalamigan
Aakapin kita mahal ko sa buong magdamag.

Chorus:
Halina’t pakinggan ang awit na dala ng pag-ibig
Masaya ang mundo pag kapiling kitang ganito
Huwag kang hihiwalay at ang puso ko ay maligaya
Lapit na, o lapit pa.
Repeat 2nd Verse
Repeat Chorus
Repeat 1st verse
Aakapin kita, mahal ko, sa buong magdamag
Aakapin kita, mahal ko, sa buong magdamag.

PAANO
Paano mo malalaman itong pag-ibig ko sa’yo
Paano mo maramdaman ang tibok ng puso ko
Kung lagi kang kinakabahan na ika’y masasaktan
Pangako ko ang puso mo’y hindi pakakawalan
Paano mo maiintindihan na ako’y nananabik
Kelan ko kaya madarama ang tamis ng iyong halik
Kung lagi mong inaatrasan ang sugod ng nagmamahal
Sana nama’y pagbigyan mo hiling ng puso ko
[chorus]
Subukan mong magmahal o giliw ko
Kakaibang ligaya ang matatamo
Ang magmahal ng iba’y di ko gagawin
Pagka’t ikaw lang tanging sasambahin
‘Wag ka ng mangangamba
Pag-ibig koy ikaw wala ng iba
Paano mo malalaman itong pag-ibig ko sayo
Paano mo maramdaman ang tibok ng puso ko
Kung lagi kang kinakabahan na ika’y masasaktan
Pangako ko ang puso mo’y hindi pakakawalan
[repeat chorus 2x]
Subukan mong magmahal o giliw ko
Kakaibang ligaya ang matatamo
Ang magmahal ng iba’y di ko gagawin
Pagka’t ikaw lang tanging sasambahin

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image from POSTSECRET

SECRET LOVERS


Verse 1

Here we are, the two of us together,

Taking this crazy chance to be all alone,

We both know that we should not be together,

Cause if they find out it could mess up,

Both our happy homes

Verse 2

I hate to think about us not together,

As soon as I look at you it will show on my face,

Then they'll know that we've been loving each other,

We can't let'em know, girl, no, no,

We can't leave a trace.

Chorus

Secret lovers that's what we are,

We should not be together,

But we can't let go cause we love each other so.

Verse 3

Sitting at home I do nothing all day

But I think about you and hope that you're okay,

Hoping you call before anyone gets home

I wait anxiously alone by the phone.

Verse 4

How could something so wrong be so right,

I whish we didn't have to put our love out of sight,

Living two lives just ain't easy at all,

But we gotta hang on in there or fall

Chorus

Secret lovers that's what we are,

Trying so hard to hide the way we feel,

Cause we both belong to someone else,

But we can't let go cause what we feel is oh so real...

So real,

So real...

Bridge

You and me,

Are We friend,

Is this cool,

Or do we care ?

Can they tell what's in our mind ?

Or maybe we'll be secret lovers all of the time ?

Verse 5

In the middle of making love we notice the time,

We both get nervous 'cause it's way after nine,

Even though we hate it we know it's time that we go,

We gotta be careful so that no one will know.

Chorus

Secret lovers that's what we are,

Trying so hard to hide the way we feel,

Cause we both belong to someone else,

But we can't let go cause what we feel is oh so real...

So real,

So real...

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right before watching The Guardian @ Powerstation, Powerplant

Dedicated to Lopez...

.. because according to him, he's been "religiously" reading my blog and because he entertained us tonight.
Ano ang pinagkaiba ng JOKE at PAGTATANIM?
Ang JOKE ay BIRO... ang PAGTATANIM ay DI BIRO.

Ito pa...

"Wag po nating salubungin ang mga tao... di po natin sila kamag-anak."
-- LRT Operator


Oh and by the way... I walked barefoot today. My right shoe gave up on me. It was quite an experience.

Last exam later. Then BLOCK Party. Then BEACH. Yebah!

Hmmm... BEACH, here we come!


Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, October 26:

Sometimes travel makes you fall in love with long distances -- or it could actually spark a romance in the least likely of places. Either way, you'll discover something (or someone) that puts some pep in your step.

Been Through Hell and Back... again and again...


pero walang HELL sa GOODEARTH!

RUNNY NOSE = UNPRODUCTIVE DAY

I did not study at all. Did not even touch anything that is school-related. It gets worse and worse. Having a runny nose is bad in itself, toss in the idea of having to take an exam with it and the inconvenience of bringing with you a pack of tissue and blowing your nose promptly just to make sure that you dont gross other people out... To top it all off, I have to go to UST for my sister's entrance exam.

Don't get me wrong, I love my sister and I don't mind going to UST with her. But the pollution in Manila... god, just thinking of it makes my nose itch a li'l more.

Btw, I went through hell and back again yesterday. Had to take TWO exams, LAND TITLES and Criminal Law. [Well, I know a lot of people might react like, "2 exams? and she's whining? what a brat!" but I have the right to impose what I feel think I felt.. this is my blog after all] It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. In fact, God was really on my side because well, I think I studied the right things this time. Just keepin' my fingers crossed. To reward ourselves for surviving a very exhausting day, we went to GOODEARTH and each sort of got to unwind. Just drank a bottle of beer, my brother was actually teasing me about it because "ONE BEER" is a shameful-shameful number for bottles of beer drank. Hehe. Anyways, we got to hangout with our newly-acquired Starbucks study-buddy Patring, Tipin and Jake. Garin also graced us with her presence, together with some of her friends.

It's amazing how women can talk about the silliest of things... in front of a poor guy [Carlo]. Girl stuff. Comparison of the "babies". I wonder what went through his mind. Haha.

[while waiting for a cab]
Euns: We're waiting lang for a cab... wag tayong magpasagasa. Ang sad non.
Ana: Euns, alam mo kung ano ang mas sad? If you die UNTOUCHED.
Euns: [shocked look]
Ana: I was gonna say If you die a virgin but i wouldnt have the same effect as the word UNTOUCHED.
Euns: Saan 'to nanggagaling?

A Li'l

It's that time of the year again, when it's a li'l cooler and a li'l spookier and people are a li'l more open to the idea of falling in love... of falling out of love... or of just falling.

Bohemian Sariling Kayod


Hazel: Kelan mo kinuha itong mga pictures na'to?
Euns: Pag-uwi ko galing exams.
Ces: Yes, ok din ang paraan ng relaxation a.
Hazel: Mag-isa ka lang?
Euns: Oo.
Hazel: Paano?
Euns: Self-timer.

Getting ready for the beach ang drama...

The Elevator Groupie

We are all made to believe that we should be headed in the same direction, inside a seemingly restrictive box that gives us free will a...