Isang Round Lang.

After our emotionally-, physically- and mentally-draining Negotiable Instruments class we headed for GOODEARTH for a round of beer. This got us into a joke time courtesy of Patty's collection of jokes... I just need to share 'em for my insanity's sake.
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ERAP and Jinggoy sa isang funeral:
Erap [mukhang natatakot]: Jinggoy, tara na umalis na tayo agad.
Jinggoy: Ha bakit naman e kakadating lang natin?
Erap: E kasi tingnan mo un nakasulat.. . "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

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May isang lasing at nakasalubong nya ang isang madre. Pinagbubugbog nya ang madre at ng matapos ay tumawa ng malakas at sinabi, "WALA KA PALANG BINATBAT BATMAN!"

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May kumaway...
...downtown. Walking fast. Faces passed. And I'm home bound...
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Lola pinapagalita ang apong kasama ang boyfriend...

Lola: Hoy ikaw babae ka, ang bata bata mo pa may paboyfriend boyfriend ka nang nalalaman. Pumasok ka sa bahay, mag-aral ka! At ikaw naman lalaki...
"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? DOn't chaaaaaaah?"
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Ewan ko ba. Beer + Nego = Pakornihan

Charuz!

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Friday, September 15:

A random meeting, conversation or coincidence isn't quite so random after all. Every moment is powerful and precious -- and lately, they all carry massive potential for romance. Be aware as you move throughout your day.

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Aba,aba,aba! LOOK DO WE HAVE HERE...[tonong Amy Perez] hahaha.

You Are 33% Scary

You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men. You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.

Do You Scare Off Men?

Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Heart Diamond!

You wear your heart on your sleeve, so of course you should also wear it on your ring. A heart diamond is the perfect choice for highlighting your passionate disposition. Only a true romantic can get away with wearing this ring. Luckily, that's you. And only a true romantic can give you this ring, so make sure you find him...!

What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?

You Are a Classic Gucci Bag

You've got style mastered - because you stick with what works Like this Gucci Bag, you prefer classic items that stand the test of time You're also a bit of a practical girl, who prefers function over fluff You prefer a big bag, so that you can have your stuff with you at all times

What Handbag Are You?

Your Guy Could Bring You Home

When it comes to meeting the parents, you're cool and calm. In fact, you're so self assured, you may forget to try to impress them. Work that famous charm a little more, and your boyfriend's family will be loving you.

Would He Bring You Home to Mom?

You Should Wear Pink Pearl Lip Gloss

Sheer, luscious, and over the top flirty.

What Color Lip Gloss Should You Wear?

You Are 30% Fake

The real you is something you embrace and don't mind enhancing. You know that a few beauty secrets aren't a big deal, as long as you look good.

How Fake Are You?

What People Think of Your Mouth

People see you as both seductive and intimidating. Other women are especially put off by your womanly powers. And men either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp.

What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

You Should Wear Rectangular Sunglasses

Intelligent, confident, and fashion forward.

What Kind of Sunglasses Should You Wear?

Your Power Color Is Orange

You live in the fast lane. You love action, risk, and competition. You're spontaneous, enthusiastic, and persuasive. But you're also easily bored - and love to rebel against structures. You resent rules ... as well as people's attempts to control you!

What's Your Power Color?

What Guys Think of Your Long Curly Hair...

Fun, outgoing, spontaneous. Guys know that you're up for almost anything - and are waiting for your surprises.

What Do Guys Think Of Your Hair?

You Should Be With a Water Sign!

Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces Why? You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship And while most guys can't open up enough for you, a Water Sign can Not that you're whole relationship will be soul gazing A Water Sign matches your goofy sense of humor - and desire to help others.

What Sign Should You Date?

Your Inner Pop Princess Is Beyonce

"Tonight I'll be your naughty girl I'm callin all my girls Gonna turn this party out I know you want my body." You've got the talent, looks, and attitude to get to the top of the charts.

Who's Your Inner Pop Princess?

Your Hat Personality Is A

Beret

What Hat Are You?

You Should Honeymoon in Europe!

You are a traditional romantic at heart... With a taste for fine wine, muesums and beautiful walks. You and your sweetie should get romantic in a cafe in Paris Or get a Eurail pass - and see as many cities as possible! Suggested destinations: Paris, Venice, London, Greece

Where Should You Go On Your Honeymoon?

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Lucy Lawless

Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

You Will Be a Traditional Bride!

You're the type of girl who is feminine, old fashioned, and totally traditional. You've been dreaming of your wedding day since you were young And you can't wait to be a princess in your big white gown. It's likely that you'll have a big family wedding and take your husband's name While a huge affair will be fun, just don't go all Bridezilla about the color of your napkins!

What Kind of Bride Will You Be?

You Are Most Like Tyra Banks

Totally smokin' with tons of attitude

Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?

You Should Get An Asian Inspired Tattoo

Mysterious and expressive You like to show off, but you also like to keep some allure

What Tattoo Should You Get?

You Are A Relationship Rescuer!

You don't ruin relationships, if anything you keep them together The key: you respect yourself and your guy. Which goes further than you might think. You simply treat your guy how you would like to be treated... the old golden rule. And in return, he treats you like gold - or at least tries. And how perfect is that

Do You Ruin Relationships?

Yeah, yeah I get it.

My skirt got stuck in my bag's zipper at the exact moment that I was called to recite for Sales.

I get it. I am fate's Guinea Pig. The gods are trying to perfect a REALITY TV Show Prototype. I am the master of DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!'s

Note to Self:

Dont stare, your vision's pretty fucked up Euns... people actually can see that you're staring. Blurriness of eyesight is not contagious. Staring into someone else's eyes is actually conducive to an awkward STARE FEST which would freak your crush out. Unless he stared at you first. In that case, GO FOR THE GOLD!

Awwwww Moment:
Atty Abano on his HEART CONDITION:

My heart's perfectly fine. I am still so much in love with my wife.

Aha! Moment:

The new golden rule is... Do unto others fast before they do unto you. -Atty Abano

Ganun?! Sabagay... Moment:

[Paopao's checking his hand out]
Euns: Paopao, what are you doing?
Pao: Look at my hands. Kita na un buto. Patingin ng kamay mo.
[Euns hold out her hand]
Pao: Di pa kita, mataba ka kasi e.
Euns: Di ka man lang nag-isip a. Parang hinintay mo lang ipakita un kamay ko para masabi mo un... [tawa]

After visitin' Yves' Blog

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Busy

While a relationship sounds nice, you're strapped for time Whether you're legitimately busy or just making excuses... ... You don't give men enough of your time. As nice as "instant love" would be, there's just no such thing.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait

How Do Men See You?

You Are a Party Girl!

You give Paris Hilton and Tara Reid a run for their money (Who knows? You've probably even run into them at a club or two) While you do have fun - relax a little every so often All those drinks do nothing for your looks - or your bank account

Are You a Party Girl?

You're Confident...Sometimes

You can seem confident when the occasion calls for it But inside you may be experiencing a bit of self doubt A little more inner confidence could take you far... And convince others that you're as confident as you try to seem

Are You Confident?

What Your Pink Outfit Means

Unsurprisingly, you are very sweet and cute. But you're also a bit of a tease - and not that innocent. Shy but sexy, you're an alluring mix of contradictions. Designer match: BCBG Signature accessory: Tortoise shell sunglasses

What Does Your Favorite Outfit Say About You?

You Are Not a Tease

You definitely know how to flirt, but you usually choose not to. You're not the type of girl who leads guys on - and men appreciate that. Your charms and sexiness are saved for the one guy you're into... And for that, he digs you even more!

Are You a Tease?

You Should Date An Italian!

You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta!

Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?

Your Nail Polish Color is Pink

How you're unique: You're girly without being high maintenance Why your style rocks: You're the perfect blend of stylish, preppy, and cute What this color says about you: "I am secure enough not to follow every trend"

What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

Sharing...walang climax.

I did great in my Crim Law midterms [it's about time!], in fact, i think i got the highest score. What does this mean? It just means that "Practice makes perfect" and it pays to believe in the saying, "Flunk it badly once shame on my luck, flunk it badly twice shame on me." hehe.

I will never ever ever not study for a class especially if i am on deck. Since nothing is impossible, the chance that i wont get called is as big as the possibility of the Philippines being politically stable. There was a shootout today! From an average of about 10 per meeting, 16 were called to recite. Raid! Raid!

It's true, only the people you care about can make you feel disappointed. The fact that you care is the same thing that aggravates your disappointment. The moment you stop giving a damn is the same moment that you start accepting. It's negative acceptance. More like giving up, actually.

By the way, Powerplant got flooded last Friday. It was like seeing IRONY in motion. Flood and wealth simply don't blend well. My friends got pictures and well, when I tried to get some for myself, this guard actually stopped Mel and me from taking them. Wanna know what's more odd? Flood and wealth and Melanie Marquez. It's just too much of a hoolabaloo for me. Entertainment overload, i guess.

I watched Crazy for You when I got home. The new soap opera starring Toni Gonazaga and Luis Manzano. As my friend, Sandi pointed out in her Bulletin Board post, I dont see why in as much as they want to capture the reality in an OFW's life, Toni had to be fully-made up with her hair curled to perfection. She's too gorgeous to be an OFW. Too glamourous. I am not really the right person to quote on this topic, I'd trade fashion for comfort without blinking but uhmm, how can you be not oily when you're cleaning a whole MANSION? Whatever the answer is, i want her makeup. No smudge and not oily. Something I havent been described with in months.

Lastly, what would you call Reclusion Perpatua? BADING [according to Mr. Choi, my crim classmate] Why? Because accdg to our prof, those with PERIOD [divisible penalty] are women and Death is a guy... since Reclusion Perpatua is indivisible but with period, it's somewhere in between. Talk about analogy. Good enough. It's just so refreshing to hear Mr. Choi blurt out BADING [he's Korean by the way]. There is nothing politically incorrect in this entry. I'm just sharing.

WALANG CLIMAX.
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Guys Like That You're Charming

You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-) You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!

What Do Guys Like About You?

One for the Road

If there's one thing I learned in life, it's the fact that there may be times when you look at yourself and you see someone so inadequate, someone so unworthy that you end up feeling sure that you will end up lonely or that you are in fact lonely... but amidst all these YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT FOR AT LEAST ONE PERSON, YOU ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH.

It's not faith, it's not wishful thinking, it's for survival. You cannot dwell on pity nor of discontent because sooner or later, something worse will happen and you will end up more depressed than before or more pitiful or more discontented.

WE ALL ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH. I know I am.

I HEART ATENEO LAW T-SHIRT DAY

Yes, today is the day that I denied myself of any preppiness I have and I defied Ateneo Law's dresscode by wearing [ironically!] the I HEART ATENEO LAW shirt. It kind of got a lot of people offguard because well, wearing a TSHIRT is just not one of the many things that you wouldnt normally associate to the drama queen that is me. It's fun, besides the fact that I can be my "barubal" self, I got to break the rules [subtly, of course!] Let's go to the fun part,, which is like the ORDINARY COURSE OF BUSINESS in the PARTNERSHIP that is EUnice and this blog.

After our REALLY INTERESTING apparent and actual quiz in partnership, we waited at the TITANIC [that part of the 3rd floor which resembles, SURPRISE! The TITANIC]. Kiboy and Pepe were teasing each other...

Kiboy: Pasensya ka na Pepe ha, mahirap lang kasi ako e.
Pepe: Ayos a.
Kiboy: Yan ang hirap sa mga mayayaman e...
Chris: Bakit?

We just laughed our asses off because Chris didnt actually realize how wrong it sounded. It was like a voluntary admission of guilt [the offense was her being mayaman] but she actually meant "Bakit, ano ang problema sa kanila?" but of course we let that slip and just focused on the fact that she actually instinctively answered, "Bakit?" Oh well... Laughtrip parin.

To be continued... [gotta go to Mass]

non-LOVELIFE

From my last entry, i got into a conversation about how important it is for me to see my crush to sustain whatever liking or desire or passion i have for him. What I wasnt able to narrate was the fact that while I was actually doing my CRUSH LITANY / MONOLOGUE he emerged from the heavens, or from hell or ok fine, from his room. Sabi nga ni Ana, it's GOd's way of saying... "Eunice, wag kang bibitaw. Patience is a virtue at basta maniwala ka dadating din sya." And all i could say way, "Yeah right Euns. You wish." But seriously, even my non-love life [in celebration of non-boyfriends, non-girlfriends, non-lovers and non-friends, hehehe] is complicated because after I sort of decided that I wont dwell on his being cute anymore, I bumped into him TODAY a lot of times. WHat's the point of this whole entry? I just wanna rant that my life's sooo twisted even the stupid things are sooooooo "WHAT THE F AND WHY THE F IS IT HAPPENING-ish" [shift to bimbo language intentional].

Speaking of non-love lives... I saw Mel today all alone... staring at emptiness and [drumroll please!] SMILING. It's kind of hard to describe but it's the "my crush is soo cute, and he's perfect, and i think i love him" SMILE. Creepy. I had to call her attention and stop her before somebody else sees her.

Since this entry's theme is L-O-V-E...

*Eunice looks at Hazel, raises her eyebrows, half-smile

.... SCORE!!! Hazel approached us with her unusually sweet/ tweetums smile and said, "First conversation." I swear I almost heard the song "PERFECT COMBINATION" play in the background.

Update on the Ana - Pepe love team, I seriously asked Pepe if they will really end up together eventually and he said YES. WITHOUT HESITATION. Therefore, Ana... you're future's gonna be interesting. Yihee.

But the ULTIMATE non-LOVELIFE of 'em all involves SUPERMAN and his LOIS LANE. It happened twice guys, i think even Atty Mercado sensed the LOVE between these two people. You guessed it right, it's ARMAN and CES. Mr and Ms Love and Affection. THe couple who will continue to be together even after DUE PRESENTMENT and DISCHARGE of their INSTRUMENTS. They are THE COUPLE... Move over SPIDERMAN and MJ [hmm, metaphor lang ha?] here comes the FABULOUS SUPERMAN and LOIS tandem. Hehe, Ces... PEACE.

FREE TIME = LAGLAGAN TIME

Deo: Ano ang pangalan ng kamag-anak ni Negotiable Instrument?
Class: Ano? [tonong Ang TV]
Deo: REASONABLE TIME.
CLASS: [awkward silence]
Deo: Kasi diba, it's RELATIVE?
[Ooooha, oooha, ooha!]
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Noli: Guys announcement... [nakuha ang attention ng class] Si Lea Abutan nagtake ng pregnancy test, positive.
[natawa na lang ang class dahil nga si Lea ay isang INOSENTENT BATA]
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Ana: [Nagkwento ng sobrang madmaing details]
Eunice: Wala nanaman climax?
Ces: Dapat siguro umatttend ka ng convention para jan...
Eunice: Tama CLIMAX Convention. [napaisip] Err, ano ang plural ng climax?
[after tanungin lahat ng tao, kahit na ang aming resident English Professor di nasagot]
Eunice: Alam ko na kung bakit wala masyado nakakaalam ng plural ng climax.
ANa: Bakit?
Eunice: Kasi usually ONCE lang nangyayari un e.
Patty: Unless may ROund 2.
Eunice: Ano ba.. short story kaya ang pinag-uusapan. [painosente effect]
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Eunice: Sa tingin ko di ko na sya crush. Kasi di ko na siya nakikita e.
Kibs: Porke't di mo na nakikita di mo na crush?!
Eunice: Oo kaya, kasi nga crush lang di naman love no? Fleeting sya. SUPERFICIAL! Kung di ko pa nakikita ano pa un diba? Di na nagli-linger.
Kibs: Tama rin.
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Chiara: Guys, ang prject natin dapat before matapos ang sem mahanapan natin ng girlfriend si Paopao. May qualifications ba Pao?
Paopao: Dapat kapareho ko.
Deo: Naka-dress tapos naka-rubber shoes?
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Deo: Hoy Lea Abutan nakita ka namin sa Powerplant... Kumakain ka ng HOTDOG?! Ikaw din Shelly, nagh-hotdog karin! Nakatalikod pa nga kayo nun e...
[di dapat nakakatawa e, pero dahil madumi mag-isip ang mga tao, therefore natawa parin kami]

TIME FOR MYSELF... my point exactly.

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Wednesday, September 6:

Opposing celestial influences play with your emotions, but you're tired of having your heart be the object in a tug-of-war. Decide to lay down arms and declare a truce. You need time for yourself. Take it.

Men See You As: An Attainable Challenge

You know how to make your man crave more of you But you also know when to show some interest back You're good at keeping your guy guessing And over time, you'll let him know how you really feel

Are You a Challenge?