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SINGAPORE
Sana Ikaw Na, Grabe Ang Perfect! OVER, REALLY, EVER! – Kate Sabado
Sa Iyo Nasaktan, Gumuho Ang Puso… Okay Rin Eh! – Eunice Monsod

USA
U Suck, Asshole.

SPAIN
Sorry, Pucha, Ang Insecure Niyo!

ALONE


IRAN!!!!

I met up with my college barkada, Japhet, Bon and Paul last Saturday and had yet another great drinking session. Thanks to Paul for the quotable acronyms.

To all the guys who hurt me: IRAN!!! [Ikaw Rin ang Nawalan!]
To all my bitter single friends: LIBYA [Life is Beautiful, You Also!]
To all my sexually active friends: PHILIPPINES! [Pumping Hard, I Like It, Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stumulation]

AT PARA SA AKING MGA HINEHEKHEK: CHINA! [Come Here, I Need Affection!]

Winner no? 

Not enough


... not pretty enough.
... not smart enough.
... not graceful enough.

I'm just not enough.

You always want more. I dread the day when I'm at my best and you would still want more.
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image from POSTSECRET


Never...

...test the depth of the water with both feet.

You'll either drown or make a fool of yourself.


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So Sick...

... not of love songs.

I literally am sick. During Midterms. Crap.

Wala ngang love issues may health issues naman. Tradition na talaga ito.

Anyway, the reason for this blog entry isn't really my health problem but that of my friend's. Here's my open letter to her.
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To You,

Never ever let anyone define you. If he's too chicken to stick with you, let him go. It's not that you're not worth it but it's because [cliche warning] you probably deserve someone better. It goes without saying that he might have personal issues that he still has to settle and that his chickening out may be a mere manifestation of his personal battle. [Cliche warning no.2] If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.

I know it hurts, you have every reason to cry, doubt yourself and wallow in pity.. but don't. You are a wonderful person and if he doesn't recognize how precious you are, he is not worth your time, your tears, not even your anger. Be the best that you can be, that's the sweetest revenge.

Midterms dude. Being a lawyer is way more important than a good-for-nothin' a-hole.

Love you much.

From Me
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The One that Got Away...

... got away because he didn't want to stay.

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This blog entry marks the beginning of my MIDTERM issue. There is nothing I can do, it's my personal tradition.

Para kay Diale: Batch, Taurus ka yata.

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, July 24:


It's tempting to sometimes be impatient when you're waiting around for Cupid to hit. So instead of staring at your cell phone or gawking at hotties at the cafe, keep yourself busy with activities you've always wanted to try. Love will find you soon enough.


Pero bakit ganun? Eh parang naga-apply lang din naman ito kay Diale? Di naman sya Taurus. =P

YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP

Romantic Allergy

Chinks: Nag-aaral ba kayo?
Euns: Bakit? Ano ang issue?
Chinks: Sigurado ka ba?
Euns: Go. Kamusta ka?
Chinks: Heartbroken.
Euns: [sneeze] Allergic na ako sa love.
[Di fake na sneeze ha, as in natural, spontaneous sneeze ang naganap.]
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Diale: Batch, sabi ng Ate ko ito na talaga un "Longing for someone stage". Mga 23-26.
Ces: Malapit na pala tayo matapos sa stage na un.
Euns: Tama, tapos pag 27 na.. dun na mags-start ang acceptance.
Diale and Euns: Noooooooooooooooooo!
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Mage: Nagustuhan mo un? Sabagay, yan ang sinasabi nila na.. "Adapt to your market."
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