IRAN!!!!
I met up with my college barkada, Japhet, Bon and Paul last Saturday and had yet another great drinking session. Thanks to Paul for the quotable acronyms.
To all the guys who hurt me: IRAN!!! [Ikaw Rin ang Nawalan!]
To all my bitter single friends: LIBYA [Life is Beautiful, You Also!]
To all my sexually active friends: PHILIPPINES! [Pumping Hard, I Like It, Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stumulation]
AT PARA SA AKING MGA HINEHEKHEK: CHINA! [Come Here, I Need Affection!]
Winner no?
Not enough
... not pretty enough.
... not smart enough.
... not graceful enough.
I'm just not enough.
You always want more. I dread the day when I'm at my best and you would still want more.
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image from POSTSECRET
Never...
...test the depth of the water with both feet.
You'll either drown or make a fool of yourself.
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You'll either drown or make a fool of yourself.
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So Sick...
... not of love songs.
I literally am sick. During Midterms. Crap.
Wala ngang love issues may health issues naman. Tradition na talaga ito.
Anyway, the reason for this blog entry isn't really my health problem but that of my friend's. Here's my open letter to her.
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To You,
Never ever let anyone define you. If he's too chicken to stick with you, let him go. It's not that you're not worth it but it's because [cliche warning] you probably deserve someone better. It goes without saying that he might have personal issues that he still has to settle and that his chickening out may be a mere manifestation of his personal battle. [Cliche warning no.2] If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.
I know it hurts, you have every reason to cry, doubt yourself and wallow in pity.. but don't. You are a wonderful person and if he doesn't recognize how precious you are, he is not worth your time, your tears, not even your anger. Be the best that you can be, that's the sweetest revenge.
Midterms dude. Being a lawyer is way more important than a good-for-nothin' a-hole.
Love you much.
From Me
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I literally am sick. During Midterms. Crap.
Wala ngang love issues may health issues naman. Tradition na talaga ito.
Anyway, the reason for this blog entry isn't really my health problem but that of my friend's. Here's my open letter to her.
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To You,
Never ever let anyone define you. If he's too chicken to stick with you, let him go. It's not that you're not worth it but it's because [cliche warning] you probably deserve someone better. It goes without saying that he might have personal issues that he still has to settle and that his chickening out may be a mere manifestation of his personal battle. [Cliche warning no.2] If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.
I know it hurts, you have every reason to cry, doubt yourself and wallow in pity.. but don't. You are a wonderful person and if he doesn't recognize how precious you are, he is not worth your time, your tears, not even your anger. Be the best that you can be, that's the sweetest revenge.
Midterms dude. Being a lawyer is way more important than a good-for-nothin' a-hole.
Love you much.
From Me
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The One that Got Away...
... got away because he didn't want to stay.
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This blog entry marks the beginning of my MIDTERM issue. There is nothing I can do, it's my personal tradition.
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This blog entry marks the beginning of my MIDTERM issue. There is nothing I can do, it's my personal tradition.
Para kay Diale: Batch, Taurus ka yata.
Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, July 24:
It's tempting to sometimes be impatient when you're waiting around for Cupid to hit. So instead of staring at your cell phone or gawking at hotties at the cafe, keep yourself busy with activities you've always wanted to try. Love will find you soon enough.
Pero bakit ganun? Eh parang naga-apply lang din naman ito kay Diale? Di naman sya Taurus. =P
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, July 24:
It's tempting to sometimes be impatient when you're waiting around for Cupid to hit. So instead of staring at your cell phone or gawking at hotties at the cafe, keep yourself busy with activities you've always wanted to try. Love will find you soon enough.
Pero bakit ganun? Eh parang naga-apply lang din naman ito kay Diale? Di naman sya Taurus. =P
Romantic Allergy
Chinks: Nag-aaral ba kayo?
Euns: Bakit? Ano ang issue?
Chinks: Sigurado ka ba?
Euns: Go. Kamusta ka?
Chinks: Heartbroken.
Euns: [sneeze] Allergic na ako sa love.
[Di fake na sneeze ha, as in natural, spontaneous sneeze ang naganap.]
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Diale: Batch, sabi ng Ate ko ito na talaga un "Longing for someone stage". Mga 23-26.
Ces: Malapit na pala tayo matapos sa stage na un.
Euns: Tama, tapos pag 27 na.. dun na mags-start ang acceptance.
Diale and Euns: Noooooooooooooooooo!
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Mage: Nagustuhan mo un? Sabagay, yan ang sinasabi nila na.. "Adapt to your market."
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Euns: Bakit? Ano ang issue?
Chinks: Sigurado ka ba?
Euns: Go. Kamusta ka?
Chinks: Heartbroken.
Euns: [sneeze] Allergic na ako sa love.
[Di fake na sneeze ha, as in natural, spontaneous sneeze ang naganap.]
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Diale: Batch, sabi ng Ate ko ito na talaga un "Longing for someone stage". Mga 23-26.
Ces: Malapit na pala tayo matapos sa stage na un.
Euns: Tama, tapos pag 27 na.. dun na mags-start ang acceptance.
Diale and Euns: Noooooooooooooooooo!
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Mage: Nagustuhan mo un? Sabagay, yan ang sinasabi nila na.. "Adapt to your market."
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Ka-blag
Diale: Parang gusto kong magbenta ng liver.
Ethel: Ako magbebenta ng laman, literal.
B. Trina: [Nag-isip] Ako un oil ko sa face. Pwede diba? Mahal naman ang langis ngayon e.
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Tal: [aburido sa B1, nagyoyosi]
Euns: O Tal, bakit ka naman mukhang aburido dyan?
Tal: Boss, san ba nakakakuha ng "sparks"?
Euns: Pucha, ako nga 3 taon na dito walang sparks. Minsan talaga, ok na ang panawid gutom jan. Kung gusto mo ng "sparks", magkiskis ka ng watusi jan sa tabi.
[May feelings... bitterness ito. haha]
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Close fight. Close fight sila ng abstain." -Anonymous
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Diale: Ang sabi kasi nun friend ko, ayaw daw ng mga lalaki sa mga funny kasi sila un dapat nagpapatawa.
Gea: Ayaw din nila ng masyado friendly kasi pag nasaktan, marami magagalit.
Diale: At gusto nila ng mga damsel in distress, ayaw nila ng masyadong independent.
Euns: SHET! AYAW NILA AKO. Kaya naman pala e. Case solved.
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Ethel: Ako magbebenta ng laman, literal.
B. Trina: [Nag-isip] Ako un oil ko sa face. Pwede diba? Mahal naman ang langis ngayon e.
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Tal: [aburido sa B1, nagyoyosi]
Euns: O Tal, bakit ka naman mukhang aburido dyan?
Tal: Boss, san ba nakakakuha ng "sparks"?
Euns: Pucha, ako nga 3 taon na dito walang sparks. Minsan talaga, ok na ang panawid gutom jan. Kung gusto mo ng "sparks", magkiskis ka ng watusi jan sa tabi.
[May feelings... bitterness ito. haha]
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Close fight. Close fight sila ng abstain." -Anonymous
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Diale: Ang sabi kasi nun friend ko, ayaw daw ng mga lalaki sa mga funny kasi sila un dapat nagpapatawa.
Gea: Ayaw din nila ng masyado friendly kasi pag nasaktan, marami magagalit.
Diale: At gusto nila ng mga damsel in distress, ayaw nila ng masyadong independent.
Euns: SHET! AYAW NILA AKO. Kaya naman pala e. Case solved.
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