A Guide To The 13th French Film Festival

by Philbert Ortiz Dy
posted on Tuesday June 10, 2008
Sacré bleu! The Alliance Français du Manille is once again holding its annual French Film Festival at the Shangri-La plaza, starting June 11. Here’s a quick look at some of the films that the festival is featuring.

A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalFEATURED FILMMAKER: EMMANUEL MOURET

Un baiser s’il vous plait (Shall We Kiss, or A Kiss, Please)

Written and directed by Emmanuel Mouret
Synopsis: A story about how a seemingly simple and harmless kiss can have unforeseen consequences.


A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalChangement d’adresse (Change of Address)

Written and directed by Emmanuel Mouret
Synopsis: A shy, awkward musician moves to Paris for the first time. He falls in love with his young student, all the while finding a encouragement from his passionate roommate, Anne.

Why you should see them: Emmanuel Mouret is becoming a real star in French cinema. He’s been described as the new, French Woody Allen. Like Allen, he writes, directs and stars in his own films, which are often about a funny, socially awkward person trying to deal with the little quirks of love and relationships. His films have a pretty simple aesthetic, concentrating on the strength of dialogue and story rather than artistic gimmickry. Un baiser s’il vous plait is interesting for a rather well done story-within-a-story conceit. Changement d’adresse is sharp and terribly funny, and Francophiles will really appreciate some clever tricks of language.

Screenings: (Un baiser s’il vous plait) June 11, 7:30 P.M.
Screenings: (Changement d’adresse) June 12, 12 NN. June 13, 8 P.M. June 15, 8 P.M June 16, 5:30 P.M. June 17, 3 P.M. June 18, 5:30 P.M. June 20, 12:30 P.M.

THE FILIPINO CONTINGENT

Serbis
Directed by Brillante Mendoza, Written by Armando Lao and Boots Agbayani Pastor
Synopsis: The Pineda family operates and resides in a run down theater in the province that shows sexy double features. We follow the family as they deal with each other’s sins and vices.

Now Showing
Written and directed by Raya Martin
Synopsis: A young girl completely immersed in popular entertainment tends to her aunt’s pirated DVD stand, all the while dealing with a mother hungry for her affection, a sexually frustrated boyfriend, and a missing father who she can barely remember.

Why you should see them: There really doesn’t need to be much reason other than these two are Filipino films, and we should support our local filmmakers. But there’s more to it than that, of course. Serbis was in competition at Cannes, and got praise from this year’s jury chairman, Sean Penn. It’s a pretty brave film, one that doesn’t make any compromises. A wider theatrical release is impending, but this might be the best chance to see it as a whole. Now Showing was featured in the Director’s Fortnight, where the likes of Werner Herzog, Martin Scorsese, and Jim Jarmusch were introduced to the world. At 4 hours and 40 minutes, it will certainly test the patience of many moviegoers, but Raya Martin has incredible vision, and his films always end up affecting audiences.

Screenings: (Serbis) June 12, 4:30 P.M.
Screenings: (Now Showing) June 12, 7 P.M.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:

A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalLa Môme (La Vie En Rose)

Directed by Olivier Dahan, written by Olivier Dahan and Isabelle Sobelman
Synopsis: The triumphs and tragedies of the “Little Sparrow,” singer Edith Piaf.
Why you should see it: Marion Cotillard. It doesn’t really get much simpler than that. This was one of the best performances of last year, and Cotillard got an academy award for it. Personally, I don’t think the film is as good as may people say it is, but Cotillard’s performance alone makes up for any of the film’s weaknesses. As Piaf, she is endlessly compelling, a picture of living tragedy and a bottomless well of heartbreaking grief. It’s terribly moving stuff.

Screenings: June 22, 8 P.M.

MOST MUSICAL

A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalChansons d’amour (Love Songs)

Written and directed by Christophe Honoré
Synopsis: Ismael is in a three-way relationship with Alice and Julie. There are many complications in their relationship, but they seem to be getting by. But when tragedy strikes, Ismael is left to explore his own passions.
Why you should see it: Chansons d’amour is going to be an easy crowd pleaser in this year’s festival. A cast of gorgeous young people sings songs in a pop style, exploring the complexities of love and relationships in a very modern world. Louis Garrel is a name that girls will probably remember after watching this film. Honoré also happens to be a pretty good filmmaker with a knack for pretty striking images. The Jacques Demy influence is pretty obvious, and much appreciated.

Screenings: June 20, 5:50 P.M. June 21 5:30 P.M. June 22, 12:30 P.M.

UNDERAPPRECIATED GEM

A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalClean

Written and directed by Olivier Assayas
Synopsis: Emily is married to Lee Hauser, a rock star. Together, they lead a decadent life filled with drugs. When Lee suddenly dies, Emily is sent to jail. She has to get her life back together and reconnect with her son, all the while dealing with her demons.
Why you should see it: Clean hasn’t been seen by a lot of people, but it’s a pretty good film. First of all, it stars Maggie Cheung, in a fantastically brave trilingual performance. Cheung is probably already one of the greatest actresses to have come out of Asia, and this movie only serves to reinforce that idea. The story isn’t anything we haven’t seen before, but Assayas has enough talent to keep you interested anyway.

Screenings: June 13, 12:30 P.M. June 14, 3 P.M. June 15, 5:30 P.M. June 17, 12:30 P.M. June 22, 5:30 P.M.

THE BEST OF THE REST

A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalBEST FOR A MIDLIFE CRISIS: Qui m’aime me suive (If You Love Me, Follow Me)
Screenings: June 13, 3 P.M., June 14 5:30 P.M. June 15, 3 P.M. June 19, 5:30 P.M. June 20, 3 P.M.

FOR PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A THRILLER: Roman de Gare (Crossed Tracks)
Screenings: June 17, 5:30 P.M. June 21, 12:30 P.M.




A Guide To The 13th French Film FestivalFOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE MORE MARION COTILLARD, BUT IN A LESS TRAGIC LIGHT: Ma vie en l’air(Love is in The Air)
Screenings: June 13, 5:30 P.M. June 15, 3 P.M. June 18, 5:30 P.M. June 19, 8 P.M. June 21, 3 P.M.

FOR EASY LAUGHS: Ah! Si j’étais riche! (If I Were a Rich Man)
Screenings: June 14, 12:30 P.M. June 15, 12:30 P.M. June 16, 8 P.M. June 18, 8 P.M. June 19, 3 P.M. June 22, 3 P.M.

BEST FOR CONTROL FREAKS (AS THERAPY): Je crois que je l’aime (Could This Be Love?)
Screenings: June 12, 2 P.M. June 14, 8 P.M. June 16, 12:30 P.M. June 20, 8 P.M. June 21, 8 P.M.

The 13th French Film Festival runs from June 11 to 22, 2008 at the Shang Cineplex of Shangri-La Plaza, Mandaluyong City

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Does anyone know the ticket price? I am definitely watching!

Post "Falling / Diving down the Stairs" Story

[nagkkwentuhan, nagtatawanan tungkol sa pagkahulog ko sa hagdan ng UST Hospital]
Mom: Anak, mag-ingat ka kasi. Dapat pagbumababa ka sa stairs, kumakapit ka...
Euns: [sa isip] Wow, concerned.
Mom: Alam mo naman madalas ka talaga madadapa, kasi malaki ka.
Euns: [sa isip] Salamat Mommy ha.
Mom: [to Dad] Parang si Humpty Dumpty who had a great fall.
Euns: [sa isip] Di na lang talaga Jack and Jill, nag-fall din naman un. Itlog pa talaga ang kinumpara sa akin.

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Sa Hospital habang naghihintay kay Lolo

Tito: [to Tita na nakahiga at nagpapahinga sa kama] Ayos a, parang Cleopatra pa pagkakahiga mo...
Euns: [sa isip] Ang sweet naman.
Tito: May Cleopatra bang balyena?
Euns: [magkakamag-anak talaga kami]


When...

... you feel like you are at your lowest, God's power and love will see you through.

The short-term suffering that you must endure is just a prelude to the long-term happiness that you will be rewarded with if only you'll stick around, hang on and continue to have faith. Never ever let go, never ever doubt, He will never let you down. The situations that we get into over which we have no control are opportunities for us to experience God in our lives. It's when He will take the wheel and speed through the race track that is life and bring us to the finish line.

It's not a theory, it's a fact. I can never be grateful enough.

To everyone who prayed and expressed their support, "Thank you. You are God's little angels in my life... God has anwered not only my prayers but yours as well."

Nate, My Immortal Beloved


Though still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, now and then joyfully, then sadly, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us - I can live only wholly with you or not at all - Yes, I am resolved to wander so long away from you until I can fly to your arms and say that I am really at home with you, and can send my soul enwrapped in you into the land of spirits - Yes, unhappily it must be so - You will be the more contained since you know my fidelity to you. No one else can ever possess my heart - never - never - Oh God, why must one be parted from one whom one so loves. And yet my life in V is now a wretched life - Your love makes me at once the happiest and the unhappiest of men - At my age I nedd a steady, quiet life - can that be so in our connection? My angel, I have just been told that the mailcoach goes every day - therefore I must close at once so that you may receive the letter at once - Be calm, only by a clam consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.
ever thine
ever mine
ever ours


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Happy birthday sweetie. I know you'll LOOOVE this... To a lot of people, you're Nate now but to me... you're MY ATOY! =P

Yuck.

My mom and my dad have decided that my marrying age should be 28. They confronted me about it while we were eating our "Palitaw" merienda. There was awkwardness, yes. There was disbelief on my part. Tawang-tawa talaga ako e. Ni wala pa akong kaplano-plano talaga. Ang labo. Di ko nga naiisip e, sila pa nag-isip. LABO men.

Nagbabasa nanaman ako ng Peyups.com kagabi at may thread na, "Of Pseudorelationships and Disappearing Acts" Natawa nanaman ako. Parang swak na swak! At ang nasabi ko na lang ay,

"Siguro after sometime, you realize that if someone decides to disappear, they're not worth the sorrow. Kaya gusto ko un line na, "We don't have tomorrow but we HAD yesterday." Panalo e. Kung ayaw, masakit pero dapat mag-move on. Ganun e.

Un namang pseudo-relationships at almost love stories... ganun din. Just be thankful for what once existed and don't feel bad for "what-might've-been." At, i learned not to doubt what i had with someone, kahit it didn't turn out to be perfect. The worst thing to do is to doubt those moments where you felt happy and contented with someone whom you once loved and made you feel loved."


Of Lies and Delusions

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”
- Samantha Jones

I hate it when people lie, especially when they have the nerve to look directly into my eyes, smile and flawlessly deliver the dishonest monologue. It’s just that sooner or later, I do find out the truth and nothing is ever the same anymore. Practically everything that will be said by the “one time liar” is doubted and it burdens me. I am a very trusting person, when I get disillusioned, I suffer.

The most painful are the most innocent ones. The unexpected lies brought upon by something so shallow, not worth lying for. These are lies like “I can’t make it to dinner because something really important came up.” when it really means, “I can’t make it to dinner because I’m tired and I am not in the mood to hangout with you.” They can be statements like, “I would really love to stay but I can’t” when it really means, “I don’t really want to stay so I won’t.” They are the most disappointing because they affirm what that tiny voice inside your head has been saying over and over again. “You’re not good enough. Get over it.”

Now I know why they hurt most. It’s because they cut deep.

Quoting Eunice [PART TWO]

Lagi ka kayang "the in-between-girl". The girl after a past relationship, before a future relationship, but never in the present relationship. Tangina.”
-“I’m Creeping Me Out” 9/19/2005 02:24:00 AM

"I'm surrounded by a lot of really warm people.. but why do i feel cold? Abandoned? Alone?"
- 9/20/2005 11:51:00 PM

"Ever felt like you wanna just walk real slow to find out if someone'll look back to ask why you're a step behind? I did. Ever felt like you wanna just sit back, not talk and observe.. hoping that even for a second, someone'll notice that you're not saying anything? I did. Ever turned the volume of your MP3 player to its maximum to drown out all the voices that are in your head because in the end, there's really one voice you'd rather hear? I did."
9/20/2005 11:51:00 PM

"We begin to care when we begin to doubt. Caring for someone is such a complicated emotion. You at times find yourself thinking of how you can make life better for that person only to realize in the end that you have your own inadequacies... and that these might tear your worlds apart."

"I envy people who are loving despite and inspite of. Looking back, I was so sure I'll be the perfect girlfriend, i'll be the perfect lover, the perfect friend. There are millions of people in the world who are braving the challenges of LOVE, but how can I show the world that I can survive it too when there's just no one to love?"
-“Sappy - mushy - kuchie kuchie koo”5/25/2005 01:04:00 AM

"After a few hours, I will be smiling again. It’s just that lately, my smiles are painful. They’re empty smiles from a barren being.
- Barren 9/12/2005 03:52:00 AM

"I remember having this conversation with a friend about oblivioviousness and happiness. He asked me, "Is a person who can travel really better off than a person who doesnt get to travel but who doesnt really want to travel?" I asked him, "Why is he oblivious? I guess it's just his defense mechanism because he cant travel." But what if he honestly doesnt want to travel? Is a traveller really better off? Well, i guess not. The same goes for love, for companionship... Is someone who is in a relationship with commitment better off than someone who doesnt really wanna be committed? But what if this person who firmly believes that she doesnt wanna be committed only made such decision because she doesnt have a grasp of the happiness that she can actually experience when she finally decides to commit to a relationship? Is she still better off?"
- Mediocrity 10/21/2005 05:58:00 PM

"I'll see you around is the saddest line" because even if i might see you around, i dont know if you will really see. And if you cant see, then chances are... you cannot feel."
-I'll See You Around is the Saddest Line10/18/2005 02:38:00 PM

"As for me, i don’t believe in any adjective that comes before the word LOVE. i think love is indescribable enough that any adjective cannot give justice to its already complicated meaning. If it's love, it's love. No right or wrong love. It's plain and simple love."
-The Right Love at the Wrong Time.9/04/2005 08:56:00 AM

"They looked into each other’s eyes. The rain poured with much vigor, the whole world turned into darkness. The wind blew hard, as the rain kissed the ground ardently, water and earth became one. The moon wasn’t there, but tomorrow, the sun will shine to give light to their lost hearts…"
- ”The Virgin” 11/27/2004 07:12:00 PM

What's Up?

Why would drinking approximately three bottles of beer give me a hangover? I havent had a hangover in ages and I totally not consider consuming merely three bottles of beer as drinking.

What is up Eunice?

Sarrie

Friend: Napanood mo na ba ang Sex and the City?
Euns: Di pa, this weekend.
Friend: Alam mo, you remind me of Samantha. Parang ikaw talaga un.
Euns: Whaat? Si Carrie ako!
Friend: Mas Samantha ka.
Euns: Nooo. Im more like Carrie. I'm a writer! I'm not promiscuous.
Friend: Oo nga, not promiscuous naman in terms of sex.
Euns: I'm a one man woman!
Friend: Fine. Pero capable ka. Tsaka diba, PR specialist si Sam. Parang ikaw.
Euns: Friendly din naman si Carrie a.
Friend: Mas friendly si Sam.
Euns: Fine. I can be both Sam and Carrie. I'm SARRIE!
Friend: Alam ko na kung ano surname mo.
Euns: Ano?
Friend: Manok.
Euns: [bubble gang look]
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Address to the UP Econ Graduates on Recognition Day

Address to the Graduates on Recognition Day
Robina Gokongwei-Pe*
* Delivered on 26 April 2008, on the occasion of Recognition Day for the UP School of Economics, UP Film Center

Thank you very much Professor Dante Canlas for your wonderful, wonderful
introduction. (Addressing the faculty and guests)

Dean Emmanuel de Dios – Dean de Dios was my professor of international trade way
back in 1981, and it is not only because he gave me a grade of 1.5 that I agreed to be your
guest speaker for today. It is hard for me to remember all my teachers in college, but
Dean de Dios was someone I remembered very well, because I couldn’t imagine how one
so young could be so brilliant. Dean de Dios was personally chosen by UP President
Emerlinda Roman to be one of the speakers at the UP Centennial Lecture Series. He will
speak on “Secular morality and the University” on May 7; (Plugging plugging.)
By the way, President Roman says that noted filmmaker Behn Cervantes keeps
reminding everyone that it’s pronounced “centennial” with a short “e,” and not
“centeeeennial.”

Former Dean Raul Fabella – It’s unfortunate that I missed Dean Fabella in college. I
think he was in the US when I was a student;

College Secretary Oggie Arcenas – Di ko rin inabutan si Professor Arcenas, but then he
must’ve been still in high school when I was at UPSE. When I saw him, I came to the
conclusion that UPSE college secretaries are all boyish-looking because the college
secretary during my time, Professor Cayetano Paderanga, who incidentally taught me
Econ 101, had the same features. (During my time, there were two cutie pies – Professor
Vito Inoferio and Professor Cayetano Panderanga.)

Professor Dante Canlas, who taught me Econ 181. He was the only professor man
enough to give me a grade of “1” even if I didn’t take his midterm exams. I will tell you
about that later;

Professor Solita Monsod – the irrepressible Winnie Monsod, with her sexy legs, miniskirt,
booming voice, cigarette and iced tea in tow. Professor Monsod taught us Econ 11
and Econ 101, and she explained everything so clearly it made economics less scary than
I thought. One morning during a class in the auditorium, Professor Monsod said, “Hey,
who’s been spreading the news that this glass I’m carrying everyday to class contains
scotch? Of course I don’t bring scotch to class. It’s iced tea!”;

Professor Manny Esguerra – sayang, di ko naging teacher si Prof Esguerra;

Professor Benjie Sandoval of the College of Business Administration – Benjie is
Executive Director and my barkada at the UP Centennial Commission;

Tita Eden Bautista, former administrative officer at SE 101, who gave me my honorable
dismissal in 1981 when I unexpectedly left UP in my senior year. If I need someone to
remember where I placed all my things, it has to be Tita Eden. In fact, she is right now
holding my handbag for me;

Joaquin Teotico, President of the UPSE Alumni Association;

Academic personnel, administration personnel, parents and graduates, good afternoon.

I’m very happy to be back in the university which I never graduated from but I wish I
had. I am simply one lucky bitch to be speaking on your recognition day. Thank you to
the UPSE Student Council, led by Sarah Adan and Jances Parado, for inviting me. In
their letter, Sarah and Jances asked me to share my experiences and insights into being an
instrument of meaningful change in society. And if could please bring in the concept of
economics as an instrument of change and progress.
I gave Dean de Dios a call and said, “Dean, it’s a wonderful topic but I don’t know what
I’m supposed to say,” and he told me, “Let’s have lunch with the students and talk about
it.”
And so I did, and I met Sarah, Jances, and other student reps Mario Garcia, Nica Maloles
and Jelain Reyes, plus Dean Fabella, Professor Arcenas, Professor Monsod and Jack
Teotico. I asked the students, what would you really, really be interested in? They said,
can I talk about what’s for them after economics? The faculty said, how about
entepreneurship, or how about matching economic theories with reality?
And so I decided to put everything together, as chopsuey as it may sound. Let me start
with economic theories, or concepts, or terminology, whatever is the right way of calling
them.
The first theory is the ubiquitous law of supply and demand. The reason I failed to
graduate from UP was that I was kidnapped on the way to School in September of 1981,
and guess what, right on the day I was supposed to take Porfessor Canlas’s exams.
Contrary to the 2000 movie “Ping Lacson, supercop”, I was not jogging on the grounds
of UP wearing a mid-riff when I got kidnapped. In the first place I didn’t have the body
then to wear that outfit and never will. By the way, the actress who played me in the
movie was Angel Locsin, and I hope you didn’t invite me to make this speech because
you thought I looked like her. (Of course, deep inside, I wish I did.)
By the way, yes, it was then-Lt. Col. and now Senator Ping Lacson who rescued me after
seven days in captivity. He literally kicked and broke down the door, just like what you
see in the movies.
At that time, 1981, the kidnappers demanded P7 million in ransom money. Nowadays,
any Tom, Dick and Harry would kidnap you for as low as P300,000. And that’s the law
of supply and demand. The price has gone down to P300,000 because there are so many
unorganized criminal gangs nowadays who are willing to take anything, and the victims
are more willing to give since it’s not worth your life trying to haggle if it’s only
P300,000.
You must be wondering whether the kidnappers were caught. Which brings me the
second theory, the theory of competitive advantage.
The mastermind was the son of a judge from Cebu. The judge from the lower court found
him guilty, but when the case came up to the Supreme Court, the justices there acquitted
him. It’s only in the Philippines where you see the mastermind of a kidnapping get
acquitted, and I wonder whether it has to do with his being the son of another judge. That
is what you call competitive advantage.
The third theory is cost-benefit analysis. In 1989, we acquired the venerable national
daily Manila Times from the Roces family. Sometime in 1998, my editors, who
incidentally came from UP, wrote a headline that annoyed then-President Joseph Estrada.
The story was about how the government was unwittingly led to sign an anomalous
contract with IMPSA, a foreign group. Take note, this was in 1998, so if you’re thinking
that this is ZTE, this is not ZTE.
Anyway, I didn’t even know what the story was all about, as my policy was to leave the
editors to do their job while I handled the business side. I ended up getting sued by the
president of the country, and for several nights, I thought hard about the future of the
paper. As an economist would say, “Do a cost-benefit analysis.” The benefit was that it
was a well-respected paper with a well-respected staff. However, the cost was that I was
sure to die early, thinking about getting sued day in and day out. I didn’t want the staff to
deal with a boss suffering from a nervous breakdown, and I didn’t want the readers to
think that we were now forced to change the newspaper’s ideals to avoid any more
lawsuits, so with a heavy heart, we sold the paper.
Running a well-respected paper was part of my efforts at being an instrument of
meaningful change in society. So much for the effort. I figured, hay naku, magtitindera
na lang ako.
Anyway, five years after, the government ended up suing that same foreign group,
IMPSA, for leading them to sign that anomalous contract. By that time, I was already
leading a less-turbulent life managing our retail group, and I left my sister Lisa to
continue with publishing. She was smarter than me. She put up the highly successful
Summit Publishing, which includes some staples such as Cosmopolitan and FHM. This is
where I can say that when it comes to sex, the demand is always greater than the supply.
The fourth concept is about monopolies and oligopolies. A UP alumnus recently
branded our family as oligarchs in the airline industry. In my economics textbook, an
oligopoly happens when only a few players dominate the industry and set the price of
goods unreasonably high. I do not know how we can be oligarchs if we give
opportunities for people to travel more often by providing one-peso fares. Setting the
price of goods with one-peso fares? Maybe he wants us to lower it to 50 centavos.
Let me go on to the fifth and sixth concepts, which I believe are the most important
because it has to do with what you are going to do after graduation. Specifically, what
you think you can do after an economics degree. In truth, you can do anything you want.
In fact, I asked the student reps over lunch why they majored in economics, and they said
it’s because they had the impression that you can do anything with an economics degree,
and I told them they were right.
In fact, I wonder who among of you were like me who decided to major in economics
because we wanted something close to business but not take up business administration,
and we thought that economics and BA were almost the same. It turns out that they’re
related in some ways but in most ways, they’re totally different, and it’s a good thing I
didn’t major in BA: I barely passed Accounting.
My dad didn’t force me to take up BA after I graduated in high school in 1978 because he
said that I would learn business anyway when I entered business, so I should go learn
something else. If I had had the choice, I would’ve gone into anthropology or veterinary
medicine, but then it was uso among the Chinoys at that time that you either majored in
pre-med because you were going to be a doctor, or in business because you were going to
work in a bank. It seems that Chinoys were headed to only two professions at that time.
I was the typical Chinoy who just followed where everyone went.
Anyway, back to my fifth and sixth theories – the theory of opportunity costs and the
law of diminishing marginal returns. I know that when you start looking for a job, you
will do two things – you will compare what each company is offering you, and you will
compare your pay with your batchmates. Taking the first job offer that comes your way
implies an opportunity cost of losing the chance of making more money. You wouldn’t
want to lose that opportunity of making more money would you?
Six months into the job, either one of two things can happen, or the two may happen at
the same time. Six months into the job, either you are thinking about whether this is the
job you really want, and you will keep on meditating about it to the consternation of your
boss; or another company will try to poach you by offering better pay and benefits, or
both.
Now take note that you belong to Generation Y, which the latest issue of The Mckinsey
Quarterly describes as people “born after 1980 – whose outlook as been shaped by by,
among other things, the Internet, information overload, and overzealous parents. HR
professionals say these workers demand more flexibility, meaningful jobs, professional
freedom, higher rewards, and a better work life-life balance than older employees do.
People in this group see their professional careers as a series of two-three year chapters
and will readily switch jobs”. Emphasis on “readily switch jobs.”
So on to Theory No. 6, the law of diminishing marginal returns. Being a member of Gen
Y, you may have the habit of moving from one job to another always grabbing the one
that will pay you more. You have the right not to miss out on these opportunity costs, but
take note that if, by the time you’re 30, and you show this three-page resumé of having
had 12 jobs in eight years, you can be sure that you will experience first hand the law of
diminishing marginal returns. On your 13th job-interview, you will be worth what your
rate was when you were 22. No employer will dare hire you, because he thinks you will
just run off again after six months.
Assuming (which by the way is an economist’s favorite word), you decided to become an
entrepreneur instead of seeking employment, then bravo, you made the right decision.
Entrepreneurship is a topic that Dean de Dios wanted me to talk about, but I told him that
I wasn’t an entrepreneur. I am only managing one of my father’s businesses and using
company money, not my money. But Dean said that in any case, he knows more people
who have spent all their father’s wealth and run the business into the ground much faster
than it took me to build my father’s business. So thank you for your kind words, Dean.
I am not an entrepreneur – it is my dad who’s an entrepreneur – but let me say something
about it. I think the reason few people go into entrepreneurship especially when they
come from top tier schools like UP is that when they want to open their own taho cart, for
example, people around them would tease them and say “Ano ka ba, galing kang UP,
magtataho ka lang!”
My answer to that is “E ano?” At least you have something you can call your very own.
You are not beholden to anyone but yourself, and yet you bring joy to society because
you give people a product that they like. After all, big businesses started by being small
once. Big business didn’t start out big: there’s no such thing.
Let me give you though one tip about running a business, and one more economic theory
to go with it.
It’s about the theory of market competition. There’s such a thing as fair competitors,
and there’s such a thing as desperate competitors. Both are troublesome, but you know
fair competition is part of free enterprise. As for desperate competitors, you worry if this
country is retrograding
You were not born yet when the story of my kakambal na ahas who was half-woman,
half-snake came out when we opened our second Robinsons Department Store branch in
Cebu in 1985. My kakambal was supposed to be the source of our wealth as she laid
golden eggs. She was supposed to be hiding under the floor of the fitting rooms, and
everytime a beautiful woman would enter, the floor would open and she would land right
inside the mouth of my kakambal na ahas. I have no idea who started this incredible
story, but I have to tell you that some people believed it and even started staring at my
legs if there were any signs of snakeskin. A few people still ask me about it, and I have to
tell them na naging handbag na ho sa Robinsons Department Store.
Thank goodness there was no internet yet at that time, or you would start receiving
photos of me with a snake’s body and my kakambal na snake with a woman’s legs.
How do you deal with these dirty tricks? Nothing, just keep quiet and let the story fade
away. Or better still, make a joke out of it.
And that is what you are going to face on a regular basis once you step out of the School.
Someone will be out to kill your product, out to get your job, out to grab your boyfriend.
And if you’re an unlucky bitch, maybe all at the same time! But in the end, you will
come out a stronger person, and better still, end up with a much better boyfriend.

Thank you and congratulations!
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